Hey,marauders: meet up with us at that funky little hole in the wall joint that just opened up; they got the tastiest Mongastonolian barbecue being smoked as we speak!
-Tsk. They don’t make city walls like in the old days nowadays. Our walls could withstand a few firecrackers with ease.
-Hey, don’t blame us. They are using wall hacks.
-…in the old days, those guys would have been banned YESTERDAY. Activate the goddamned godmode already.
I don’t think dirigibles work that way. They can ascend and descend while horizontal, but they don’t dive. The gondola wouldn’t be in that position relative to the bag.
Ha, I just realized a fun callback: the first time we saw Goblaurence he yelled at two other goblins to stop whipping the orc slaves and saying “Faster!” because it was counterproductive. Not saying the current situation doesn’t call for extra motivation, but it’s an ironic reference anyway.
Hey,marauders: meet up with us at that funky little hole in the wall joint that just opened up; they got the tastiest Mongastonolian barbecue being smoked as we speak!
And now for the Blows Brothers.
We have Penetration!
That’s something Smurf’d up.
I bet all those people on the wall have blue eyes, one blew right and one blew left!
“Glory in war is like a dead fish in the moonlight, it shines and stinks at the same time” Author unknown (to me)
-Tsk. They don’t make city walls like in the old days nowadays. Our walls could withstand a few firecrackers with ease.
-Hey, don’t blame us. They are using wall hacks.
-…in the old days, those guys would have been banned YESTERDAY. Activate the goddamned godmode already.
That went well.
– “I need a hole in that wall!”
– “Ok”
2 minutes later
– “Done”
I like me some competent allies.
It’s blue, if it was green we would die, if it was green we would die if it was green we would die….
*busts out the glow sticks and starts dancing*
Uhuuu we can also do some big boom
Mmm yes slap dat gobbo booty
“Goblaurence, if you’re going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair.”
wow ok how do I delete this
Haha google auto-fill strikes again!
Oy, if I’m reading that first panel correctly, the World’s Rebellion has three more walls to breach.
Not really – once they get inside the first wall, Taro will oblige by blowing up the rest.
Unfortunately, you’re probably right.
That alt text – oy…
Just as long as they don’t blue themselves.
Yet another reason border walls don’t work.
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I don’t think dirigibles work that way. They can ascend and descend while horizontal, but they don’t dive. The gondola wouldn’t be in that position relative to the bag.
This is a Goblaurence(tm) dirigible. It can do a lot of things nobody would expect…
Bring the ballast forward, so that it tips?
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1………BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!
Hmm…why not withdraw and let Mr. Eyeball do the rest? He and his croonies seem to be eager to reach the source of the madness…
Goodness gracious blue balls of fire!
Ha, I just realized a fun callback: the first time we saw Goblaurence he yelled at two other goblins to stop whipping the orc slaves and saying “Faster!” because it was counterproductive. Not saying the current situation doesn’t call for extra motivation, but it’s an ironic reference anyway.