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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Well, you know what they say: The knees of the few outweigh the knees of the many! Or something! OK bye!'

Chapter 48 – Page 24

on August 25, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 48
└ Tags: Byron, Don Gobligno, Penk, Syr'Nj
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  1. Dave
    Dave
    August 25, 2017, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Heh. He got into the kitchen but couldn’t stand the heat.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 25, 2017, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Never leave your cockpit open lest you eject at an inopportune time.

  3. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    August 25, 2017, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I used to be a siege weapon pilot like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      August 25, 2017, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

      That didn’t take long. Gotta love the flavour of a well aged meme.

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      August 25, 2017, 4:14 pm | # | Reply

      I used to take arrows to the knee like you, but then I took off every ZIG for great justice.

      • wolfpax
        wolfpax
        August 27, 2017, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

        Are all your base over 9000?

  4. brasca1
    brasca1
    August 25, 2017, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    I’m sure there was some reason for designing a battle tank with an open cockpit.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      August 25, 2017, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      Looks like his custom unit’s the only one like that.

      Vanity, thy name is Gobligno.

    • Hitchkok
      Hitchkok
      August 25, 2017, 10:44 am | # | Reply

      Well, in real life battle tanks the commander tends to stand with his head, and often half his body, espoded, brcause it gives him a better view of the battle.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        August 25, 2017, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, but when the tank is being shelled, he runs the risk of espoding.

      • Andy
        Andy
        August 26, 2017, 8:08 am | # | Reply

        @Hitchkok … not in battle they don’t. They do that on the Red Army Parade day. In battle, you’re not going to be shouting any orders down into the tank from half-way out the turret. Even with no weapons firing, the engine is too damn loud. To say nothing about the not very even gait of those beasts. Stand half-way out while it goes over a ditch and you’ll go flying.

        So, where the hell did you get such a strange idea?

        • Gillsing
          Gillsing
          August 26, 2017, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

          Warhammer 40K? Drive me closer, I want to hit it with my sword?

        • ThatOneGuyOverThere
          ThatOneGuyOverThere
          August 27, 2017, 10:35 am | # | Reply

          Actually, speaking as a real current tank commander in the US Army, he’s not wrong. First off, we have an intercom system built in because of how loud the vehicle is. Look up Helmet, Combat Vehicle Crewman, if you want more detail. The audio equipment is actually made by Bose, believe it or not.

          As for standing out the hatch, it depends on the situation. Basically it’s a balance of risk versus visibility. Since the field of view is very restricted through the sights there are times when going open-hatch is important for situational awareness. On the other hand snipers and artillery make buttoning up a good idea.

          As for the ride, it’s hardly an uneven gait. Think of a modern main battle tank as a huge sniper rifle on treads; the whole goal is to fire the main gun as accurately as possible. With that in mind the suspension is build to provide the smoothest ride possible. There are times it can get a bit rough, but on the balance standing with head and shoulders out the hatch is perfectly fine even going cross country at speed.

    • minando
      minando
      August 28, 2017, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      Goblins are a peaceful people.
      They don’t build machines of war.
      So….this one was built for sightseeing.

  5. Narratorway
    Narratorway
    August 25, 2017, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    He’s getting married?

  6. Wyvern
    Wyvern
    August 25, 2017, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Advanced backwards!

    • Wyvern
      Wyvern
      August 25, 2017, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      *Advance backwards, I mean!

    • JSStryker
      JSStryker
      August 25, 2017, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      “Retreat hell, we’re just attacking in another direction!” Major General Oliver Smith

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        August 26, 2017, 6:29 am | # | Reply

        “Yeah, we’re going to go around the world & sneak up on them with a rear-flanking maneuver. They’ll be caught totally by surprise!

  7. tecani
    tecani
    August 25, 2017, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    I used to be a power-hungry war genera. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      August 25, 2017, 3:06 am | # | Reply

      Dammit~! Beaten too it

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      August 25, 2017, 5:50 am | # | Reply

      Argh. Same.

    • Franz
      Franz
      August 25, 2017, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      So now I retreat

    • Wyvern
      Wyvern
      August 25, 2017, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

      Ganurath beat all of you to it.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      August 26, 2017, 6:33 am | # | Reply

      I was an archer in the Empire’s army, until I took a knee with my arrow.

  8. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    August 25, 2017, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    He needs to stop horsing around

    • nightsbridge
      nightsbridge
      August 25, 2017, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      I gotta say his attitude really grinds my gears.

    • Dr.beaver
      Dr.beaver
      August 25, 2017, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

      i think those tanks really hammered their point home.

  9. Zozo
    Zozo
    August 25, 2017, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else notice the arrow looks like it came from below? Like, from his forces? I suppose there could still be Iwatanian forces by the wall, but still…

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      August 25, 2017, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      There was a huge melee of forces form both sides that he just charged through, so it’s not very surprising.

      (Well, not surprising that he was beyond enemy forces, but rather surprising it was a melee, that both sides had insufficient discipline to hold any formation for any length of time.)

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        August 26, 2017, 6:35 am | # | Reply

        Just to be fair, if there was an enemy armored unit bearing down right on top of your position, would YOU keep in ranks?
        O.o

        • Jack Vermicelli
          Jack Vermicelli
          August 28, 2017, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

          They were in a scattered melee before that, almost from the get-go. Certainly before the hammertank charge or the arcanoshelling.

      • Loyal
        Loyal
        August 27, 2017, 11:48 am | # | Reply

        There was kind of a railgun maginuke that detonated nearby not too long ago. The fact that both sides are still fighting so fiercely is kinda impressive unto itself.

  10. Deoxy
    Deoxy
    August 25, 2017, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    What has been seen can not be unseen… and I’ll share, because I’m mean.

    The last frame, the other two hammertanks – you only see enough of them for it to look like a very large person. Well, a specific PART of a very large person…

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      August 25, 2017, 11:03 am | # | Reply

      Haha, it’s a butt.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      August 26, 2017, 6:36 am | # | Reply

      They’re leading from the rear?

  11. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    August 25, 2017, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    I used to be a literate and witty poster, like you, but then I took a modern internet cliche to the oh bugger this for a game of tiddlywinks.

    • Chris
      Chris
      August 25, 2017, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      I used to be a crafty reader, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  12. Rosetiger12
    Rosetiger12
    August 25, 2017, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    Poor digital horse in the second panel. :(

  13. Iarei
    Iarei
    August 25, 2017, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    ” My body is chrome! My blood is gasoline! ”
    * Crunch *
    ” Nope. Regular blood. “

  14. Steven Wright
    Steven Wright
    August 26, 2017, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Something. Something. Trite Skyrim Meme. ‘LOL’ emote.

    … Pfft. And some people think humourous commenting is a challenge…

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      August 26, 2017, 6:43 am | # | Reply

      “Something, something (insert meme of choice,) something, something…Yeah, just like that.”

      Hmmm…I’ve seen that line often enough, someone should make a Trope of it.
      :)

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        August 26, 2017, 3:22 pm | # | Reply

        Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward…

        This thing writes itself!

  15. minando
    minando
    August 28, 2017, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    Wellp. I reckon his adventuring days are behind him now.

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