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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

You shouldn't swear in front of nuns, Frigg. That's a bad habit.

Chapter 5 – Page 13

on May 28, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 05
└ Tags: Frigg, Scarlett, The Sisterhood of the Perpetual Bloodshot Eyeball
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  1. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    May 28, 2010, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Frigg, I love you. Marry me! (In case, y’know, you swing that way *w*)

    • |Agent
      |Agent
      May 31, 2010, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t you read the last comic. She swings low and free, man.

      • FreddeX
        FreddeX
        May 9, 2011, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

        Word…

  2. mindsword
    mindsword
    May 28, 2010, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, I think I see a reason for her to return to the main group appearing here… the question is still how.

    • Meirnon
      Meirnon
      May 28, 2010, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      Plot device, most likely. Could be a plot hole, but those don’t seem to be part of this series’ comic physics.

      • Soliloquy
        Soliloquy
        May 28, 2010, 6:00 am | # | Reply

        I… don’t see how this could be considered a plot hole. Like, at all.

        • Erica
          Erica
          May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

          Due to several years of “Lost”, people are more likely to assume that a yet unanswered question is going to lead to a plot hole rather than an actual answer.

          • Soliloquy
            Soliloquy
            May 28, 2010, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

            But… this is a story about the formation of a group of adventurers which clearly includes Frigg in the future.

            For an author to write those future stories, and then write a story in the past where Frigg leaves and never comes back… that would literally require some form of mental disability on the author’s part.

            • ahdok
              ahdok
              May 28, 2010, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

              or some amazing fake-outs.

            • Erica
              Erica
              May 29, 2010, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

              Weren’t you just arguing against it being a plot hole?

              • Jean-Luc
                Jean-Luc
                May 29, 2010, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

                Now THAT’s a plot hole.

              • Phil
                Flo
                May 29, 2010, 5:18 pm | # | Reply

                He’s arguing against the previously unmentioned idea that the writers of this rag are mentally disabled.

                Which… I gotta tell ya… Not a safe bet.

                • SotiCoto
                  SotiCoto
                  June 21, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

                  Able and willing?

  3. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    May 28, 2010, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    That has to sting…

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      May 28, 2010, 3:29 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be such a wimple.

      • kenneth
        kenneth
        May 28, 2010, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t think many folks got the pun, but it certainly gave me a back-handing. :D

  4. Belexar
    Belexar
    May 28, 2010, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Whew, I was afraid Frigg would leave the party, but as mindsword said, this is a good reason for her to go back!

  5. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    May 28, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Swearing in front of nuns is indeed a bad habit. But swearing in front of priests gets you collared every time. ‘Tis a quandry, that.

    • Meirnon
      Meirnon
      May 28, 2010, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      *Punnnnn….!*

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        May 29, 2010, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

        Nun Puns!! nunnnnn punnnnnns!!!!!!!!!

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          June 21, 2013, 11:28 am | # | Reply

          Oi. None of that.

  6. Hypothetical
    Hypothetical
    May 28, 2010, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but think of this song…

  7. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    May 28, 2010, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    “No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition!”

  8. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    May 28, 2010, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    The way Frigg’s arm is bent as she punches that Sister right in the ol’ rosaries reminds me of this.

  9. Kerlyssa
    Kerlyssa
    May 28, 2010, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Yeahhhhh somebody just broke their hand.

  10. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    May 28, 2010, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure if you were trying to make a pun or not on the fact that a nun’s uniform is called a habit.

    • Talisaerin
      Talisaerin
      May 28, 2010, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Given the comic’s track record for having witty Alt-text commentary, I think it’s safe to assume that they were indeed attempting the pun.

  11. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    May 28, 2010, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Called it! Calleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalleditcalledit for the last few comics.

    Also, lolether. Most people wouldn’t get that joke. I do. So I know that no matter how much Frigg tries to fight, she’s not getting away.

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      May 28, 2010, 3:30 am | # | Reply

      Actually, with her likely absurd fort save, she could. loldice

      • Schlock
        Schlock
        May 29, 2010, 2:00 am | # | Reply

        Also, ether has an EXTREMELY high evaporation rate in open air. If she can avoid breathing in too many of the fumes as it does so, it should dissipate pretty quickly.

        • Phil
          Flo
          May 29, 2010, 9:07 am | # | Reply

          Achievement Unlocked!

          Post the 3,333rd comment!

          • ahdok
            ahdok
            May 30, 2010, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

            I always hate the achievements that require you to play for a long time, but essentially require no other skill than patience.

            Can we have achievements for more esoteric contributions? like “Mentioned the Franco-Prussian War in a comment.” “Drew a piece of fanart” or “Introduced a friend to the comic.”

            :)

            • Phil
              Flo
              May 30, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

              Achievement Unlocked!

              “Ayo, could you spare some points?”

  12. ahdok
    ahdok
    May 28, 2010, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    Look, you got it all wrong… it’s supposed to be baptism by fire

    Here. Let me show you.

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      May 28, 2010, 3:42 am | # | Reply

      Ether and flames don’t mix…..

      • Zakrael
        Zakrael
        May 28, 2010, 8:19 am | # | Reply

        I’d personally say they mix incredibly well. Too well, really. That’s kind of the problem. =D

  13. Paige
    Paige
    May 28, 2010, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Bitchual may now be one of new words to use randomly in a sentence.

  14. Dragom
    Dragom
    May 28, 2010, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Is our paladin finally going get anointed?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      May 28, 2010, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

      she’s a crusader not a paladin! Sheesh!

  15. Hopeless
    Hopeless
    May 28, 2010, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    Now this would be the perfect intro for Bandit with her witnessing this scene and fecthing help namely them!
    Now how would she persuade them to believe her though?

    • Hopeless
      Hopeless
      May 28, 2010, 6:42 am | # | Reply

      Fetching help not fecthing!
      Argh!

  16. Nate
    Nate
    May 28, 2010, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Oh Frigg, how could you ever have forgotten to set the NUNS on fire before you left. That sort of oversight always comes back to haunt you. With ambush religious rituals. Always.

  17. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 28, 2010, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Omg, his stomach *crack*ed. :o

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      May 28, 2010, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      Wait a min, “her” stomach?

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        May 30, 2010, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

        It’s a nun, so I guess it’s a woman.

  18. Bobartles
    Bobartles
    May 28, 2010, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    Heheheeee. Bad “habit”.

  19. Wyrd
    Wyrd
    May 28, 2010, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    Nobody leaves our lady of the perpetual bloodshot eyeball http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-1/chapter-1-page-5/ (look at the symbol on the nun’s outfit in the last panel of today’s comic.)

    Just when you think they’re out, they draw you back in!

    • Wyrd
      Wyrd
      May 28, 2010, 9:42 am | # | Reply

      Wish I had an edit option… That was supposed to be “Just when you think you’re out, they pull you back in”

      Not an important difference, except that it’s a quote.

  20. Carl-E
    Carl-E
    May 28, 2010, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    Holy water squirtguns! XD

  21. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    May 28, 2010, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    Those dumbasses just waded into a shitstorm.

  22. Niall
    Niall
    May 28, 2010, 10:57 am | # | Reply

    Other rituals include Confirmation by Morningstar, Sulphur Communion and Flaming Last Rites.

    I was gonna say Marriage to an Iron Maiden, but then I realised, oh wait, that’s Frigg!

  23. Catbus
    Catbus
    May 28, 2010, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    She’s no maiden.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      May 28, 2010, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not proof! that’s just circumstantial!

  24. Atnas
    Atnas
    May 28, 2010, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    What’s ether, then? Even if she kicked ass in this panel, I’m not so sure about the next! Hopefully she kicks their asses, or- if she doesnt- lets hope the others come and save her! Wooh!

    • CjRayn
      CjRayn
      May 28, 2010, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      Ether is an extremely flammable analgesic. Even if she does make a fortitude save against the ether (which would be kinda like making a fortitude save against getting run over by a truck) they can just toss a torch at her and let her burn. Even if she does make a save, though, it should still lower her strength and dex, and she should have to make a save with every breath she takes, sooo….eventually she is going down. Well played, sister, well played.

      • CjRayn
        CjRayn
        May 28, 2010, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

        Come to think of it…Frigg is doomed. Her best bet is to stay calm and slow her breathing. The more excited she gets the faster she breathes, the higher her dose of ether.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          May 28, 2010, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

          this is a setting where magic exists, the laws of physics don’t apply, so the laws of biology probably don’t either – why assume they’re the same? :)

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            May 30, 2010, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

            Just because there’s magic doesn’t mean basic rules of physics, biology, etc. don’t apply. I have yet to see a fantasy world where there’s no gravity or where people don’t generally die when stabbed for example.

  25. Tony
    Tony
    May 28, 2010, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    Because of their reputation I think they’re probably wearing armor, not to mention the bad ass gauntlet the nun who is talking has. I think someone mentioned Frigg probably broke her hand and I agree, because punching someone in the stomach doesn’t make that sound.

    • darkauras
      darkauras
      May 29, 2010, 4:07 am | # | Reply

      Unless she broke that nun’s ribs…that does make a crack sound…

      Frigg is so awesome…XD

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

        Or if that’s the sound of armor being bent, dented, or broken.

        The fastenings of armor can make quite an alarming sound when broken under great stress!

        We can’t see much of the “victim” nun’s face, but what I can make out, she doesn’t look like she’s in pain. She looks as pissed off as Frigg.

        And if these are the women that *trained* Frigg…how badass are THEY?

        • Whatev
          Whatev
          May 30, 2010, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

          No. That’s clearly surprise. When you’re angry your eyes narrow. When you’re surprised, your eyes widen.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          May 30, 2010, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

          Didn’t Frigg beat up the lot of them, burn down their temple and run off cackling?

          That was one versus an entire convent – this is Frigg (And Bandit too!) versus somewhere between six and twenty of them.

  26. Cinder
    Cinder
    May 29, 2010, 11:33 am | # | Reply

    Been reading a while, decided to start posting. First off love the comic.

    >.> and the free in the breeze makes sense if you think crazy nuns are chasing you.

  27. Neferius
    Neferius
    September 3, 2015, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Ouch! Right in the ovaries! xO

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