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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Releasing a noxious gas when cornered is a common defense of the red-crested hammerskull.

Chapter 5 – Page 23

on June 21, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 05
└ Tags: Frigg, Scarlett, The Sisterhood of the Perpetual Bloodshot Eyeball
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  1. Joe
    Joe
    June 21, 2010, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Frigg:
    Too badass to even properly crap her pants in fear.

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      June 21, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      I’m fairly sure that was a fart…as in ” I break wind in your General Direction!”

      Nice Monty Python Reference.

      • Joe
        Joe
        June 21, 2010, 12:15 am | # | Reply

        Y’know, I see that now, but at first all I could think was “Nngh! Nngh! Make witty observation quickly!”

        I bet if I took my time with the comment, the release would not have stunk.

      • Erica
        Erica
        June 21, 2010, 12:15 am | # | Reply

        The line is “I fart in your general direction”.

        • Mic-Gold
          Mic-Gold
          June 21, 2010, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

          Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

          • munkyfst
            munkyfst
            June 21, 2010, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

            Cows comes over wall with a “sproing” sound and the nuns yell “Run Away”… that would be awsome…just brings a tear to your eye… ;)

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          June 25, 2013, 3:57 am | # | Reply

          I believe it may have been a double-reference to a certain myth that girls don’t “fart”.

          • I don't know what to put here.
            I don't know what to put here.
            January 22, 2014, 3:18 am | # | Reply

            GIRLS FART!?!?

    • Kenkins
      Kenkins
      June 21, 2010, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      So she’s … Tank Girl.

      (My apologies if someone’s made the same joke previously.)

  2. BoardEntity
    BoardEntity
    June 21, 2010, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    your was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

    Really the art though. I can’t get enough of this style. It gives so much expression and always sets the right mood. I love the textures…. yeah. I can’t even describe it but it is wonderful and amazes me.

    • BoardEntity
      BoardEntity
      June 21, 2010, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      your mother was a hamster that is.

      gawsh, what a fail.

  3. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    June 21, 2010, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Wooo…you gotta figure she ate a lot of cabbage stew not too long ago, too. STANKeee….!

  4. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    June 21, 2010, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    Ah, fart jokes. So very Friggish, it’s almost a wonder that it hasn’t been done before.

    Aaaaand in keeping with the general theme of these comments, those nuns should run away before Frigg is forced to taunt them a second time.

    • zack of hiskatana
      zack of hiskatana
      August 4, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

      ah only frigg could pull off a fart joke id actually laugh at…

      it was, shall i say, FRIGGen great!

  5. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    June 21, 2010, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Took the wind right out of her sails, eh?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      June 22, 2010, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

      Frigg’s looking a little… winded.

  6. Barnaby Jones
    Barnaby Jones
    June 21, 2010, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    I always thought that it was “wail on”, not “whale on”. But given that neither make any sense and the fact that both spellings are almost equally used it comes down to semantics. It sounds like is a shortened version of “way laste” which I’m now discovering is also gibberish. What the deuce modern english? Why can’t we use words that actually exist?

    • Catbus
      Catbus
      June 21, 2010, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      “Whale on” is correct.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      June 21, 2010, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      *snerk*

      Lay Waste.

      *snerk*

      • Barnaby Jones
        Barnaby Jones
        June 22, 2010, 5:09 am | # | Reply

        I’ve gotten my answer!
        People are dumb! Hooray!

    • Skinwlkr
      Skinwlkr
      June 22, 2010, 6:15 am | # | Reply

      I have nothing with which to back this, but I suspect men who made a short, dangerous living hunting whales in small wooden boats from no further away than they could throw a harpoon trailing heavy rope would have a very clear sense of what being “whaled on” would feel like. Really it would be a toss-up whether you’d drown first on seawater or your own blood from the broken ribs puncturing them, after your boat, you, and all your friends got smashed like a bowl of eggs.

  7. soloran
    soloran
    June 21, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    Actually, it’s “Lay Waste” as in to damage something. And to wail on is to beat or hit repeatedly.

  8. Anode
    Anode
    June 21, 2010, 3:23 am | # | Reply

    I could imagine Frigg holding that in just for the right time to let fly.

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 21, 2010, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Gone with the wind, eh?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 21, 2010, 5:17 am | # | Reply

      Oh and love the alt text btw.

  10. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    June 21, 2010, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    After analyzing the situation, Frigg let loose with the pooper response.

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      June 21, 2010, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      We will have nun of that here.

      • Sortelli
        Sortelli
        June 21, 2010, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

        Boy that joke was a real sphincter

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          June 22, 2010, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

          Frigg’s such a party pooper.

  11. DCB
    DCB
    June 21, 2010, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    What? I get relaxed when people start throttling me…

  12. pedanticbastard
    pedanticbastard
    June 21, 2010, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    “Whale on”?

    Ah well, at least the art’s nice.

    • matt w
      matt w
      June 21, 2010, 8:19 am | # | Reply

      As Catbus says above, “whale on” is correct. Though maybe Frig would say “wail on” anyway.

  13. Fren
    Fren
    June 21, 2010, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    “But that nunnery NEEDED burning! Place looked like it was decorated by a bloody optometrist.”

    Yeah, you can see why I don’t write comics. Also, “whale on” is a completely legit term. A bit more concise than “beat the living hell out of you”. Hell probably isn’t all that alive anyhow.

  14. Niall
    Niall
    June 21, 2010, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    “Don’t think of the next week and a half as torture, think of it as psyche remodeling.”

  15. Gizmo III
    Gizmo III
    June 21, 2010, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    “… I can laugh now though, right? Right?”

  16. taltamir
    taltamir
    June 21, 2010, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    I thought it was wail on not whale on

  17. CriminalGenius
    CriminalGenius
    June 21, 2010, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    “It was self defense! That nunnery attacked me!”

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      June 22, 2010, 3:22 am | # | Reply

      Ah yes, Richard speaks.

      • CriminalGenius
        CriminalGenius
        June 22, 2010, 3:27 am | # | Reply

        Well if you’re going to have a situation where it’s valid, but sounds preposterous, you may as well take the opportunity, no?

        I’m just shocked no one got there first!

  18. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 21, 2010, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    “Gay little club” – South Park reference (Super Adventure Club)?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 22, 2010, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      Frigg thought it was an “onannery” because of all the jerkoffs living there.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 22, 2010, 1:10 am | # | Reply

        Umm, I wanted to reply to CG above me, not myself. *Derp.*

        • CriminalGenius
          CriminalGenius
          June 22, 2010, 2:47 am | # | Reply

          Lovely riposte in any case. I salute you.

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            June 22, 2010, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

            Why thank you, your words are like spring rain upon my tortured soul.

            • CriminalGenius
              CriminalGenius
              June 23, 2010, 12:29 am | # | Reply

              Your welcome?

            • CriminalGenius
              CriminalGenius
              June 23, 2010, 12:29 am | # | Reply

              You’re welcome?

  19. Jon Williams Media
    Jon Williams Media
    June 21, 2010, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

    Brilliant, just brilliant. This comic just keeps me wanting more.

  20. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    June 22, 2010, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Every time the Bloodshot Eyeball gals are on screen, all I can hear is that Dominique song (“Domi-neekeh-neekeh-neekeh”) the Singing Nun used to sing in French, but done by an angry metal chick band like Red Bacteria Vacuum or Bleach 03.

  21. ahdok
    ahdok
    June 22, 2010, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Poot it right there Frigg!

  22. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    June 22, 2010, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    Holy Crap

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