I promise these aren’t all going to be refusals to really answer the question in question, but this one may have been asking for it.

I dunno, maybe they just thought poor Scipio was just waiting for an invitation to discourse, and no one really gives it to him outside of the bedroom, and that’s why he’s so quiet? In which case, this’ll clear up that misconception.

Or, y’know, maybe it’s just spam.

To answer other questions from the comments, it’s “SKIPpy-oh,” and he’s a man of few words for several reasons, but largely because he’s never felt the need for more. And Nick Offerman is the actor pictured at right, best known for playing the taciturn Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation.