Annotated 27-23
So let’s let the comments from last time around break down the action here:
CapnRis: Frigg did not flip the table on E-Merl. Everyone was at the table on the far right, and E-Merl standing to Gravy and Frigg’s right (left of them from our perspective). He ended up under the middle table – mostly due to Frigg throwing him into the table, landing with enough force to turn the table over on him. Would also explain how the oil lamp got tossed so far.
E-Merl probably got hit first, giving Bandit the cue to bolt. Byron was the next closest, so he got the bird, and since at that point everyone but Gravy was out of mace range, she starts hurling food, beaning Scipio with two bowls of soup in the process (excellent aim!) and one against the wall.
John Waltrip: Excellent deduction, CapnRis. You’d make a fine detective.
And here we thought Frigg’s problem was she couldn’t get a dick to save her life. >_>
So my only question is… Where did the bird come from, and where did the roast go?
That’s not a bird, those are suppose to be hooves (ether way, Frigg shoved Byron’s head up a cooked animal’s ass)
Literally an ass-hat
I never even noticed Bandit was gone until I read the write-up, and then had to play a little Where’s Bandit until I found her!
Holy carp, my armchair analysis gets to be the breakdown now? I’m astonished, honored and a little tickled. I forgot I’d even put that up. I did incorrectly identify the pig’s ass as a bird, but “Byron gets hogged” doesn’t give the same energy, so I stand by it.