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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Just keep her the fuck away from the White Queen.

Chapter 11 – Page 5

on June 3, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 11
└ Tags: Best, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Syr'Nj
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  1. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    June 3, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I’m already loving this!

  2. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    June 3, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    YES.

    Frigg + chess = Crazy Awesome

  3. Joe
    Joe
    June 3, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    This cannot possibly go wrong.
    For the readers.
    For them, it’s a whole different game.

    • ThePuck1
      ThePuck1
      June 3, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      Frigg only pawn in game…. of life.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        June 3, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

        She’s queen of the board. Be certain to check out her moves.

        • Brent Felzien
          Brent Felzien
          June 3, 2011, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

          If Best gets on board, she might be caught between a rook and a hard place.

          • FreddeX
            FreddeX
            June 7, 2011, 7:09 am | # | Reply

            I came here for the comic, but i stay here for the puns! ;) ^^

        • CopperHead451
          CopperHead451
          May 17, 2017, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

          Frigg isn’t queen, Frigg butt f***s the queen and makes her beg for more! Frigg is her own chess piece. Deal with it.

  4. Xander
    Xander
    June 3, 2011, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Alt-text WIN!!!

    • Keairan
      Keairan
      June 3, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      Agreed, the alt-text is full of win

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      June 3, 2011, 1:05 am | # | Reply

      …I don’t get it?

      • bwernard
        bwernard
        June 3, 2011, 1:15 am | # | Reply

        Goes way back to one of the redhead’s most memorable hijinx

        http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-7/chapter-7-page-22/

        (link might not work right, but try it anyway)
        (and the forum entries are worth checking too!)

        • Hornet
          Hornet
          June 3, 2011, 11:53 am | # | Reply

          Think the Alt-text comes alittle late given where Frigg is getting on the board.

        • septentriones
          septentriones
          June 3, 2011, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

          Did anyone render that image yet?

          • Sortelli
            Sortelli
            June 3, 2011, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

            Peruse the comments to that strip, it was rendered several times

            • Locke
              Locke
              June 3, 2011, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

              One of the renderings can be found in the forums, actually.

    • SF Kitfox
      SF Kitfox
      June 27, 2012, 11:36 am | # | Reply

      Too late! too late! she’s RIGHT. THERE!

  5. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    June 3, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Ahem…

    At least she didn’t pawn off the responsibility. Now she just needs to rook alive. If she does, it’ll be a knight to remember. Here’s bishop-ing for a quick victory. Regardless, we’re all queen on knowing what’ll happen next. I, for one, king hardly wait.

    …I just had to get that off my chess.

    • Keairan
      Keairan
      June 3, 2011, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      badum chsh

    • redwulf25_ci
      redwulf25_ci
      June 3, 2011, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Check out the puns, mate.

    • Pikey
      Pikey
      June 3, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      I just thought I’d mention in passing that your comments really should be put in check. You seem very taken with your witticisms. While I’m sure you think it’s a clever gambit, in time you’ll find it only promotes sloppy wordplay, Mate.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        June 3, 2011, 1:06 am | # | Reply

        Maybe I’ll just en passent this thread…

        • Danny
          Danny
          June 3, 2011, 2:45 am | # | Reply

          I’m sure they had something similar on Castle….

      • 1d4caltrop
        1d4caltrop
        June 3, 2011, 7:54 am | # | Reply

        I’m sorry, did my many puns leave you in a Deep Blue funk? I didn’t mean to ex-Kasperov-ate you. I certainly wasn’t Bobby Fischering for compliments.

        We square? :-)

    • Doop doop
      Doop doop
      June 3, 2011, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      Your Checkered post seems to hold a Monopoly of all possible chess puns. I can only hope you’ll Connect For another try at this because there’s still some Trouble out there that someone, I can’t Guess Who, might find a Clue to Reversi this situation to Go and trap you in a Mouse Trap.

      • Phil
        Flo
        June 3, 2011, 9:10 am | # | Reply

        Gold Star.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 3, 2011, 10:13 pm | # | Reply

        Uno, I don’t think anyone can Articulate a better set of puns. Nice work.

      • Timelost
        Timelost
        June 4, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Pretty sneaky sis.

  6. Nivella
    Nivella
    June 3, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    It seems the time for Frigg to do questionable things to the queen has arrived.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      June 3, 2011, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Given Frigg does use a mace, the proper tool is at the ready.

    • alta lemur
      alta lemur
      June 3, 2011, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      This isn’t the time to pull a Best, Frigg!

      • Pikey
        Pikey
        June 3, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

        It’s always the Best time!

  7. Aydr
    Aydr
    June 3, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    So, uh, looks like she doesn’t remember she actually sucks at this. …unless she’s planning on bashing all the statues with her mace and calling it good.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 3, 2011, 3:42 am | # | Reply

      When has that ever not been her plan?

  8. Duke
    Duke
    June 3, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Shade of Aran next?

    • bwernard
      bwernard
      June 3, 2011, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Either that or sacrifice Ron to get to the potion riddle.

      • Karishi
        Karishi
        June 3, 2011, 5:33 am | # | Reply

        Computing hasn’t been the same since they taught that one to Deep Blue.

    • Jedi
      Jedi
      June 3, 2011, 8:28 am | # | Reply

      No Shade was before Chess event, Prince is next, crap they only have one ranged dps…this cant end well.

  9. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    June 3, 2011, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh crap.

  10. Noe Jamis
    Noe Jamis
    June 3, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Wait… Frigg knows how to play CHESS? She really is the perfect woman…

    • dcsohl
      dcsohl
      June 3, 2011, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Umm… not exactly. See chapter 7: pages 10, 15, 16, 21, 22.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      June 3, 2011, 11:47 am | # | Reply

      She doesn’t know how to play chess as much as she knows how to break people that like chess.

      • Noe Jamis
        Noe Jamis
        June 4, 2011, 1:49 am | # | Reply

        Oh… oh, right. Forgot about that little episode.
        *sigh* too good to be true.

  11. The Magician's Nephew
    The Magician's Nephew
    June 3, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Chess event? This is my favorite boss ever!

  12. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 3, 2011, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Frigg takes queen. Check-dat-ass-mate.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      June 3, 2011, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57jOssjTbWw
      That is all.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 3, 2011, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

        It’s good to be the king.

  13. Hawk
    Hawk
    June 3, 2011, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Woot!!! White Queen ravishment in…in…damn, next week.

  14. Abeo
    Abeo
    June 3, 2011, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    The dialogue in the second panel made me crack up.

  15. Lhurgoyf
    Lhurgoyf
    June 3, 2011, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    “Ghost of Forethought cheats”

  16. cjrayn
    cjrayn
    June 3, 2011, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Huh. Friendly conversation between Best and Syr’nj, and even a little flirty. I never saw that happening after the way Best brained Byron.

  17. Hellhound
    Hellhound
    June 3, 2011, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    wait wait wait..so many comments and not one mentioning H.Potter by now? well thats a nice surprise.
    At least i know “this” chess event here will be alot more fun , Especially when Frigg is involved.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 3, 2011, 3:59 am | # | Reply

      I had actually forgotten that Harry Potter had that chess event that one time. They didn’t exactly invent it, and I don’t know that Harry Potter is generally deeply associated with Chess in anyone’s mind. We should be good.

      I always cheat in the chess event in Tales of the Sword Coast. Just kill them from across the board.

      Was there a chess event in neverwinter or Baten Kaitos? I feel like those two games might have had a chess event.

      • Miklanin
        Miklanin
        June 6, 2011, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

        iirc, there was a vaguely chess-ish event in Neverwinter. Prison District. “Secret” entrance to the prison via tunnel beneath the widow’s house.

    • Caitlin
      Caitlin
      June 3, 2011, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, we’ve got mirrors and giant chess sets. Now all we need is a three headed dog, a devil’s snare, flying keys, and a logic puzzle involving bottles of poison, and if the gang gets through all that, they’ll finally find the Philosopher’s Stone.

      Hm, wait. That’s not what they’re looking for, is it?

  18. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    June 3, 2011, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    Byron time.

  19. The Prolific Mr. Anonymous
    The Prolific Mr. Anonymous
    June 3, 2011, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    Frigg x W.Queen OTP

  20. Lydia
    Lydia
    June 3, 2011, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    She BETTER start smashing all the pieces. That’d be kind of awesome. On an unrelated note, this entire excursion is starting to bring back memories of Karazhan.

  21. kagato23
    kagato23
    June 3, 2011, 4:50 am | # | Reply

    Damn it creators… you have it don’t you?

    Some time ago you admitted you guys basically made your own rule 34. Unsurprising, many artists do such things.

    But now I’m convinced that you got more white-queen pictures then what the fans made.

    This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

    • Phil
      Flo
      June 3, 2011, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      We’ll just go ahead and stick to our code of never confirming or denying anything. Especially on this point.

      • kagato23
        kagato23
        June 3, 2011, 9:40 am | # | Reply

        Naturally I will take this completely neutral answer as a detailed confession of affirmation and cite it as such wherever I go.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 3, 2011, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

      You know, it just occurs to me now that just about the entire party would rule 63 fantastically. Best and Frigg especially. Not quite sure what we’d do with Gravedust though…

  22. Tecani
    Tecani
    June 3, 2011, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    I bet nobody realized Frigg would be the most excited about this.

  23. ahdok
    ahdok
    June 3, 2011, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    Um… While the white queen does stand to the left of the king, she also stands on her own colour. Square A1 is normally black.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      June 3, 2011, 5:50 am | # | Reply

      It’s the right way around in the mirror :)

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      June 3, 2011, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      It’s the King in drag. That kind of queen.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      June 3, 2011, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      This ain’t your momma’s chess! This is Sky Elf chess!

  24. The bawdy rifleman
    The bawdy rifleman
    June 3, 2011, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Keep her away from the white queen ? Why ?

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      June 3, 2011, 11:49 am | # | Reply

      She has a history of… molesting the queen. And has threatened to do so again.

      • The bawdy rifleman
        The bawdy rifleman
        June 5, 2011, 2:42 am | # | Reply

        Now that you mention it, I remember that part. Frigg is really unscrupulously … unscrupulous.

  25. Bolder63
    Bolder63
    June 3, 2011, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    Have to mention how great the strips look, John Waltrip’s artwork has really been outstanding.

    • John Waltrip
      John Waltrip
      June 4, 2011, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      a very nice compliment from the National Sarcasm Society.

  26. Connie
    Connie
    June 3, 2011, 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, but if they do this with only 5/10 people, they won’t get Guild credit and the achievement! *grumble grumble*

  27. Oamu
    Oamu
    June 3, 2011, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    Really enjoying the comic. Seeing an adventuring party do adventuring party stuff is where this comic really hits for me.

    The art continues to be very good.

  28. Karishi
    Karishi
    June 3, 2011, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    “But…there’s a walkway there, on the side…we could just, y’know, go around it…oh, never mind.”

    Once, just once, I want to see the solution to the chess trap be “do not engage; go around it.”
    …Very War Games, now that I think of it.

  29. bunnyThor
    bunnyThor
    June 3, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    I just noticed that all the pieces are elves. (Not really surprising considering.) But the rooks are the stockiest elves I’ve ever seen.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 3, 2011, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

      And the queen’s the only one without a weapon yet she’s the meanest bitch on board.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 3, 2011, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        Don’t worry, Frigg’ll fix that.

  30. BriGuy
    BriGuy
    June 3, 2011, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    Best is looking to bed the other female party member, I see. He’s probably sad that he missed the boat with Bandit.

    • Tolrick
      Tolrick
      June 3, 2011, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

      Considering I doubt he even understands the retort Syr’nj gave him, I doubt what he wants is the same as what he’ll get.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 3, 2011, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps he feels short changed.

  31. Doma
    Doma
    June 3, 2011, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    Kara flashbacks…

    • VioletArrows
      VioletArrows
      June 3, 2011, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

      *curls up in a ball in the corner*

    • Fletcher
      Fletcher
      June 3, 2011, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

      I’m fine until they reach Anub’arak. “Rise, minions! DEVOUR!” *twitch* *twitch* *shudder*

  32. Frank Dixon
    Frank Dixon
    June 3, 2011, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    I love this comic, but the queens are on the wrong color. Queens to their color at the start of a game.

    • Doma
      Doma
      June 4, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Truth. Bringing attention to this.

    • Pikey
      Pikey
      June 4, 2011, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      OH, SURE, IF YOU GO BY *HUMAN* RULES. IGNORE THE FINE ELVEN TRADITION OF PUTTING THE QUEEN ON THE OPPOSITE COLOR. RACIST!

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 4, 2011, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

        Speciesist, surely…

      • The bawdy rifleman
        The bawdy rifleman
        June 5, 2011, 2:37 am | # | Reply

        Racist ? Meh … whatever you say, pointy ears … :-P
        *goes on a flipping off spree against elves* ^^

  33. Locke
    Locke
    June 3, 2011, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    Someone call the Cape!

    • Locke
      Locke
      June 5, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Apparently, I’m the only fan of cheesy b-rate television series here. (A series which, I might add, was cut dreadfully short.)

  34. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    June 4, 2011, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    I’m expecting Wizard’s Chess to be happening right about…… Monday.

    Too bad they don’t have a red headed freckle faced outcast kid to save their asses. Oh wait… does pink count as red in this ‘verse?

  35. Javal
    Javal
    June 4, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Interesting that although the knights and bishops are mirror images (even to having a left-hand lancer), the rooks are differently armed. Nice quirky set :D

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 4, 2011, 7:52 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t notice until you mentioned it, but yeah. That’s really odd. Especially because the rooks on opposite corners have the same armaments, so it looks like the symmetry is along the line A1 to G8, but the kings and queens are still opposite each other in the same files. Trippy.

  36. Sentora
    Sentora
    June 4, 2011, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    Showing my age here…but this gave me fond memories of Battle Chess.

    • Amir
      Amir
      January 23, 2015, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

      Hah! :) I can’t believe that someone else had that!!
      the queen that hugged the king only to stab him in the back!
      The kills took forever though.
      You’re not that old, friend.

  37. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    June 4, 2011, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    Ah if only there were someone in the party that came from a chess obsessed culture.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 4, 2011, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

      That was the lovely thing about Bandit. By the end of short tenure, she really was a character of many parts.

  38. FlyingFish
    FlyingFish
    June 4, 2011, 11:41 pm | # | Reply

    Archive dive complete. Announcing the latest Guilded Age addict: ME! *waves to everyone from P&A and Fans*

    • Locke
      Locke
      June 5, 2011, 7:32 am | # | Reply

      You made the reverse version of the journey I completed, I started with GA and ended up archive diving on P&A. XP

    • John Waltrip
      John Waltrip
      June 5, 2011, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Welcome aboard, FyingFish. I’m kind of new here myself.

    • Phil
      Flo
      June 5, 2011, 9:37 pm | # | Reply

      Welcome. Stay a while and li–

      … Read.

  39. BiblioMatsuri
    BiblioMatsuri
    June 4, 2011, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

    -un.

  40. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    June 5, 2011, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    As I recall, in Durlag’s Tower, the strategy I used here was to strafe the entire chessboard with arrows of detonation, then I had Minsc rush in to claim the +3 great sword.

  41. Brugobar
    Brugobar
    June 6, 2011, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    OWwww… come on!!! Plagiarizing Harry Poter 1??? Frigg Ron will play whom? Weasley???

    • Phil
      Flo
      June 6, 2011, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

      wat

  42. Warriormon87
    Warriormon87
    June 12, 2011, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone still have the link to frig having sex with the white queen chess piece?

  43. zack of hiskatana
    zack of hiskatana
    August 4, 2011, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    thats wizard chess!

    and no, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET BETWEEN FRIGG AN THE QUEEN! then again it is just a stone one….

  44. Tylgar
    Tylgar
    August 13, 2012, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not sure if I should be more worried for the adventurers or the game of Chess.

  45. Hogan
    Hogan
    March 23, 2013, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    Will the White Queen please bend over!

  46. Neferius
    Neferius
    September 3, 2015, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    Yea Frigg, FUCK that white Queen! You make her beg for MORE! =D

  47. Daniel Van Riper
    Daniel Van Riper
    July 20, 2018, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    It’s shame those Sky Elves can’t set up a chessboard properly. (The white square goes in the right hand corner, Queen on her own color.) If they can’t set up the board properly then they sure as hell can’t play the game worth a damn.

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