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I’m first? I’m never first! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ehem. Sorry, little carried away there. On another note, I love the alt text. I always do. I can’t believe you guys can manage to find something so funny 3 days a week every week. God bless you and keep up the good work.
Best alt text EVER.
That alt text made me laugh so hard.
Frig has no time for growers.
Lots of warriors have trouble with making their weapons grow. It’s natural.
I’m sure Syr’Nj has a potion for that.
A little blue potion.
Her Shake Mace™ clearly needs new batteries.
Frig shouldn’t worry, though. After all, it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it!
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I’d feel bad for Frigg’s deity, except that presumably he/she/it knew what he/she/it was going to be dealing with when he/she/it made Frigg a paladin.
You want to see a god who knows what he’s getting into with an unlikely champion – check out my brother’s Oath of Swords…
I love that series! Also, any god who would make Frigg a paladin deserves whatever Frigg can dish out lol.
I’m insulted that you might think that I don’t already buy David Weber. In hardcover. :)
cute. your brother’s name is vaguely familiar, but i keep associating it wiht military sf. Or am i confusing him with someone else. i’ll keep an eye out for those books but at this time my to read pile is big enough to kill a large dog.
You’re thinking Honor Harrington, I believe. Same person.
Syr’Nj just found Waldo!
“C’mon, get BIGGER already!”
That’s what she said.
OK, now I’ve finished dying at Frigg’s attempt to make the mace grow…
I was mildly confused by it, since I totally didn’t interpret the earlier effect that way.
Now I’m wondering if it’s me or Frigg who’s insane.
(Who says it needs to be an either or, eh, Neko-neko?)
Seconded. I had to go back page by page to see wtf she was referring to. I think it must be when she smashed the Sentinel? The mace gets twinkly, and it looks like some sort of holy magical visual effect at the point of impact. Was that effect what Frigg was referring to? Or did the mace actually take on that appearance?
Yeah, that’s the scene I assume it’s referring to, and it totally looks like an energy effect to me, not her mace getting huge.
The alt text from the page suggests the mace also grew, not just got sparkly and OP.
Chess pieces: Nice “move” dimwit. Not it’s *our* turn.
Was that jerk-off motion in panel 5 purposeful, or just a really raunchy coincidence?
I’d say purposeful. ^^
Shake, shake, shake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtGY6tuDaA
“God, grant me one thing! Grant me crits! And if you do not listen….then to HELL with you!”
Temper, temper, Conan. ;)
So, dealing with Frigg as your new champion…who does a god pray to for strength?
Some sort of double-god?
Are you there double-god? It’s me, Pelor.
Oooh, Ao was from…what was it Forgotten Realms? I only even know the name since I read the Trial of Cyric the Mad years back.
Among over things, yes. Ao is the sort of generic overlord god in most of 3.5.
Is it just me, or in the last panel… Did our resident dwarf just ditch on the ladies? And is that because his wisdom score is high?
This emotive style of art really works with Frigg.
I second that emote-sion. :)
Frigg if you keep that up it is just going to fall off.
Frigg, it only works so many times per day. Especially when you first start out. You’ve got to pace yourself, lass. Work up to multiple uses.
I wonder if the White Queen heard rumors of Frigg’s plan for her.
Pawn on F(rigg)-8.
Wait a minute. Didn’t they kill Frigg’s god? Or did I misunderstand that?
Nah, they killed the god who tried to forcibly convert Frigg failed. No-one knows who Frigg’s god is, not even Frigg herself.
Given Frigg’s attitude to prayers not answered, Frigg’s god probably wants to keep it that way.
I love Frigg’s expression in panel one. Makes her look… Kinda pretty? I dunno, something.
What is this alt text everyone keeps talking about? I’ve super scoured this website for it can’t find it.
“alt text” is the pop-up text that can appear on images. Originally intended for blind people and people with image-loading turned off to have some idea of what’s displayed, it’s now in vogue for it to add a bit of extra punch to web-comics like here and XKCD.
Whoops. Forgot to say how to see it: just leave your mouse over the image above and it should appear in a second or two. Unless you’re reading on your phone or something, in which case you basically can’t see it, period.
Maybe she can try again in about 20 minutes?
Damnit, Byron547, i told you i burnt all my cooldowns on that last boss! so dont blame me for not holding threat on this one! Maybe if someone didnt Leeroy those sentinels, this wouldnt have happened! scrub.
Just as long as she remembers to wait half an hour after eating.
Frigg, I do believe that was a daily that you used against the Sentinel.
hmm. looking at last fridays comic, why dont they just walk around? there is room to do so and i haven’t seen a locked door at the end of the hallway. just some ominous darkness.
“Just some ominous darkness”? You may as well say that nothing could possibly go wrong.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Or a vashta nerada.
Silence in the chess game?
I think that rule does actually exist.
Lay on hands may be a ten minute cooldown, but lay on ass-whoopin is a 1 day CD. Sorry Frigg
Frigg’ll be with you in two shakes, Sy’r! Or is it three?
Yes, but two shakes of what? It certainly ain’t a lamb’s tail!
Sry’Nj’s face in the last panel. Want as a DP.
I love Syr’s eyes in the last panel.
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