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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

A swift mount is joust what the doctor ordered.

Chapter 11 – Page 7

on June 8, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 11
└ Tags: Best, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Syr'Nj
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 8, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Those two gnomes must be having a nightmare right now.

    So far the weakest opponents seem to have been mechanical (including Gigundus) in nature. This does not bode well for robot kind.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      June 8, 2011, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Sundar will be so disappointed!

    • septentriones
      septentriones
      June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

      They really aren’t geared for success.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        June 9, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

        I, for one, welcome our robotic underlings!

  2. FistFingers
    FistFingers
    June 8, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    the threat of these chessmen seems hollow.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 8, 2011, 7:35 am | # | Reply

      They don’t seem to be putting up a solid fight.

      • Thracecius
        Thracecius
        June 8, 2011, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

        It’s the shell shock you have to worry about.

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          June 9, 2011, 2:27 am | # | Reply

          Most of them are just pawns, anyway.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            June 9, 2011, 5:14 am | # | Reply

            It sure rooks that way.

            • Caitlin
              Caitlin
              June 9, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

              This could still be a gambit.

  3. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    June 8, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Why Frigg is surprised by Syr’nj’s prowess is beyond me – the whole party knows she did a hitch in the Field Medics and how badass you’d have to be to survive that…

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      June 8, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      It’s odd to me, too. She’s seen Syr’nj fight before, on the pirate ship.

      • BiblioMatsuri
        BiblioMatsuri
        June 8, 2011, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

        That’s just Frigg being her usual Jerkass-y self.

  4. alta lemur
    alta lemur
    June 8, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I’m really loving these action panels. Also, I’m surprised Best can vault so high with that dwarf weighing him down.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 8, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      It’s the old elven extending rubber arm trick. For more details, see the Lord of the Rings, Legolas and Gimli versus the Warg Riders.

      • Benedikt
        Benedikt
        June 8, 2011, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

        He seems to be using the lance as a kind of step. Impressive, nevertheless.

  5. Nebulious
    Nebulious
    June 8, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    Such teamwork!

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 8, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    C’mon people. The new page’s been out for almost an hour and only 4 comments? Fuuuuuuuuuuu!

    • Timelost
      Timelost
      June 8, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      …the alt-text stole our puns, the source of our power.

      • Yahtzee
        Yahtzee
        June 8, 2011, 6:22 am | # | Reply

        It looks like Byron can cut through prices for a mace-ive retail.

        Sorry for the bad bad pun, but that’s all I can do right now.

        • Karishi
          Karishi
          June 8, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

          Seems one of Byron’s axes is holding the pawns in aBayence, while the other is chopping through their Brayens.
          If they want to rebuild this trap, the sky elves will need to visit a pawn shop.

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            June 8, 2011, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

            Looks like Syr’nj is better than Frigg at bopping the bishop.

            • Jean-Luc
              Jean-Luc
              June 9, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

              She’s prolly gonna choke ‘im.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          June 8, 2011, 7:39 am | # | Reply

          I’ve been trying to think up one about dwarves, but I keep coming up short.

          • Redo19
            Redo19
            June 8, 2011, 7:55 am | # | Reply

            <3

          • septentriones
            septentriones
            June 8, 2011, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

            Yeah, this one’s over my head.

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              June 9, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

              It’s a real pity – I was hoping someone could come up with a big one.

  7. gangler
    gangler
    June 8, 2011, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Damn. I can really feel the action here. I’m no art critic, so I don’t know if it’s dynamic camera angles or what’s going on, but this is just fantastic and very engaging on a visual level. Kudos.

    • John Waltrip
      John Waltrip
      June 8, 2011, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you, gangler.

      must be the splatter backgrounds.

      …and the swept back hair.

      • Karishi
        Karishi
        June 8, 2011, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

        Having the splatter backgrounds (almost) entirely in “team colors” was a nice touch.

  8. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    June 8, 2011, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    I am not even remotely surprised that Syr’nj is a fencer.

    Also, the goggles are on. I believe that this means that there’s an ass-kicking by SCIENCE! scheduled.

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      June 8, 2011, 2:18 am | # | Reply

      She had the shield and shortsword before. Remember the pirate cavern?

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 9, 2011, 5:17 am | # | Reply

      I’m not sure Science is guaranteed.

      After all, the Goggles, zey do Nussink!

  9. Angelina
    Angelina
    June 8, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    I’m so confused. Did Frigg change sizes at any point in time? Because I thought she’d gotten huge when she stepped on the board? But now everyone is the same size?

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      June 8, 2011, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      No, she never actually grew. She expected her mace to, but it didn’t.

  10. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    June 8, 2011, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Christ, the RSS’d image is tiny. I can just about cover this whole page with my palm. Is there any possibility of less scaled-down images in the feed?

    • Frelance
      Frelance
      June 8, 2011, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      no. click through, pay his advertisers.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      June 8, 2011, 6:56 am | # | Reply

      I thought the point of an RSS feed is to let you know WHEN a site has been updated, such that you can then visit the site and see the update with proper formatting.

      • nonbeliever93
        nonbeliever93
        June 8, 2011, 8:09 am | # | Reply

        I use an iPod touch and really like being able to load up MobileRSS in the morning and read the cached comic on the train. I end up visiting the site anyway when I get home to check out comments and alt text but it’s way funner to be able to read it on the go. It’s a small issue though and I don’t mind too much.

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        June 10, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

        It’s a webcomic. There isn’t a lot of formatting that I care about, other than the strip.

        I hadn’t thought of the traffic-based revenue (I block ads, so they don’t really cross my mind), but of the… 14 feeds I follow at the moment, other than Oglaf (which I think makes you click due to the NSFW content), this is the only comic that makes me open another tab from Google Reader. Occasionally I’ll try to squint it out, but that’s just a lesson in aggravation.

        tl;dr- wahhhh.

    • Fren
      Fren
      June 8, 2011, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Man, but then I’ve got to move my whole hand on the mouse and do the clicky thing. It’s just too much work! I DEMAND MORE CONVENIENCE! Phil and co. should be beaming this comic directly into my mind three days a week!

      • dr pepper
        dr pepper
        June 9, 2011, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

        He *is* beaming it directly into your mind. Don’t you remember what Mr. Dedalus told you before you climbed into the tank?

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        June 10, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

        Well, it is less convenient. It’s the same effort on tptb’s part to post either image to the feed (which they’ve already chosen to provide). I don’t mean to sound like a tool or all gimme-gimme, but they’re already providing a service and it is kind of an easy-fix annoyance.

  11. Tecani
    Tecani
    June 8, 2011, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Syr’nj finally realizes her purpose in life.

  12. gangler
    gangler
    June 8, 2011, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv60/gangler52/Pillowtalk.jpg

    Had to be done.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      June 8, 2011, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      Oh lord. That never even occurred to me, but now… now I can’t unthink it!

  13. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    June 8, 2011, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    Dwarf on horse.

    I would make a pun about ponies or mules or something, but that seems too easy for this. I guess someone else will have to jockey to be the first person to make a horse pun.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      June 8, 2011, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, all I can think of is…

      “Shoot low, men! They’re riding Shetland ponies!”

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 9, 2011, 5:18 am | # | Reply

        That one was a bit below the belt.

  14. Redo19
    Redo19
    June 8, 2011, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Best and Greydust seem to be just horsin’ around; guess it’s up to Syr’nj to get to the point.

    • MajorHarper
      MajorHarper
      June 8, 2011, 9:30 am | # | Reply

      actually i think she’s blocking

      • Thom
        Thom
        June 8, 2011, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        Maceblocking!

        • Tolrick
          Tolrick
          June 8, 2011, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

          Seems everyone’s good at blocking -something- in this group.

      • Redo19
        Redo19
        June 8, 2011, 11:48 pm | # | Reply

        Blocking [i]and[/i] attacking. She’s a mutitasker. (look at her dagger.)

        • Redo19
          Redo19
          June 8, 2011, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

          that post turned out fail… you get the idea, anyway. I’m used to forum formatting.

  15. Kom
    Kom
    June 8, 2011, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    “Now you’re singin’ my tune”

    I see what you did there, Best.

  16. The Guestimator
    The Guestimator
    June 8, 2011, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    Firstly the dwarf gets loaded, science gets done and a group of axes makes a Pun in 2/3 time. Then we get to Byron doing what hes Best at. After that, we get another Friggin shot for science ( or is that with Science I’d hate to get Needled if i guessed wrong) Gravedust’s knight starts out on the mark and he gets the point. After a lift from an elf ( that’s all for the Best), they are just starting to horse around. . and that’s the last panel!

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 9, 2011, 5:30 am | # | Reply

      That first pun was absolutely on target, so, as the Bishop should’ve said to Syr’nj, ‘knife one – you’re looking sharp.’ It’s good to see that you weren’t short on dwarf jokes – your comment on panel four really made my knight. That said, I think your concern over capitalisation was misplaced – you should just get to the point. Lancely but not leastly, I congratulate you on stepping up and taking a tilt at the last panel. Very nicely reined in at the end. If you’d ridden it too long it could’ve come across as flogging a dead horse, or maybe a bit mechanical.

  17. Archnemesis_Goldenhair
    Archnemesis_Goldenhair
    June 8, 2011, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    “Swift Mount”
    Isn’t that Best’s Special Move?

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      June 8, 2011, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      Gotta love those double and triple entendres!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 8, 2011, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, swift mount with a long ride.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 9, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

        Guess he took the Endurance feat.

  18. Karishi
    Karishi
    June 8, 2011, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    I’m waiting for Frigg to hit a piece with one of those front-liners she’s blocking, so she can announce: “Pwned!”

    • Tolrick
      Tolrick
      June 8, 2011, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      I’m waiting for her to run into the White Queen.
      Curious to see how Phil and co will have that play out.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 8, 2011, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

        Ass-to-ass?

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 9, 2011, 5:22 am | # | Reply

        Maybe the Queen will take the easy way out. After all, Suicide is Painless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          June 9, 2011, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

          I kinda expected she’d hump at the opportunity to meet Frigg.

  19. Naare
    Naare
    June 9, 2011, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    Oh my, lost a couple of pages this week >_<

    The fighting scenes are really good, John! I can see the movement, the panels go really fast.

    By the way, I am the only curious to know how exactly an arrow in the head can kill a mechanical being? It's not like they have a brain or something.

  20. John Waltrip
    John Waltrip
    June 9, 2011, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    Thanks, Naare. I’m sure we’ve all been itching for some action after the relatively static mirror room.

    I think it has to do with the magical rules for a magical game. An arrow to even a hollow, mechanical head registers as, if not a lethal hit, an incapacitating one. That knight is now out of play for as least one turn.

  21. Veggieburrito
    Veggieburrito
    June 9, 2011, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    Dang, just read the whole series through. Does this mean I will actually have to WAIT to see the next installment? ARGHHH!! I need to brush up on my puns if I want to post again.

  22. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    June 9, 2011, 4:55 pm | # | Reply

    And they did all that with their eyes closed!

    (ok, for Syr’nj we can’t tell due to the glasses, and Gravedust cheated in the first panel)

  23. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    June 9, 2011, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    Ok, where exactly did Best grab to hoist up the dwarf? I’m only asking because we know how he likes to take every opportunity to make a new friend.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 9, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

      Picking up people is Best’s specialty.

  24. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    -sigh- I’m going to hate myself for saying this but…

    Panel One: Go! Go! Guilded Agers!

    • Locke
      Locke
      June 10, 2011, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      NUH NUH NUH NUH NUUUUUH… (Cue epic metal)

  25. brkh96
    brkh96
    April 30, 2014, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    I am so sorry… but –

    Byron(panel 2) – “Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them knooooowww, put on a shoooowww”

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