New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
MASTER OF DA FUCK’N UNIVERSE!!!
There is nothing about today’s strip that is anything less than AWESOME. Not the script, not the art, not the layout. Take a bow, the three of you.
*nods head, drooling*
You are aimed…to MISBEHAVE.
+1 internet to you.
And a silver star!
Damn, now I hear Antonio Banderas’ voice in my head while readin “the voice” in her dream. :D
You just have to be-cleave, Frigg.
… Okay, that was bad, even for me.
Maybe she doesn’t believe she can cut it.
I know she’ll crush the competition.
You missed the point, I was making blade puns.
Er, sword puns, just so that “blade” doesn’t get misconstrued as a forced pun as well…
Perhaps you were simply drawing attention to her feats. After all, with a sword like that, you’d expect some pretty Great Cleave-age.
Sword puns aside, I think she’ll be a shining example to others.
She’s a bright one she is. I’m sure she’ll make that glowing recommendation go a long way. Of course if that mischievious past comes to light she’ll have polish her resume til it sparkles again.
Looks like you folks took a shine to light puns, eh?
Ironically I find light puns to be rather dull. I was just getting the blindingly obvious ones out of the way.
I’m surprised we haven’t had much howling about the wolf, though.
Maybe the forums have been so packed that they’ve kept the wolf punners at bay.
Well we’ve been packed with all sorts of others puns that we’ve had to put them on paws. We’ve got time to go wild now though. I’m sure you guys will have us howling with laughter, and have us wolfing them down in no time. Don’t get too hairy though or we may have to put you in bark. If we had some rules for posting around here I’m sure we’d have a claws for it.
Well we’ve been packed with all sorts of others puns that we’ve had to put them on paws. We’ve got time to go wild now though. I’m sure you guys will have us howling with laughter, and have us wolfing them down in no time. Don’t get too hairy though or we may have to put you in bark. If we had some rules for posting around here I’m sure we’d have a claws for biting down hard on terrible punsters. Anyway, go ahead and unleash the furry.
Huh, I’ve never had an accidental pre post. Apparently it posted before I was ready, so sorry about that.
wow i have to bear with all the edge puns
Well upon closer examination, her dreams do appear to have gone off the deep end. Of course that picture up there is practically the cliff’s notes of what actually happened in her dreams I’m sure. I wouldn’t want to leap to conclusions though.
I guess it’s not surprising that Frigg’s spirit animal is Insanity Wolf.
Did anyone else notice ye olde runic Soviet scythe and hammer in the ghost wolf’s right shoulder? (lol, Symbols-is-him)
And yes, this nags at me just a tad more than why Frigg is fighting a semiotic dream-homunculus. Clearly she’s just having a deity-infused practice session for taking on the BBEG(s).
Hammer and sickle. It’s missing the star and it’s not gold on a red background, so they’re totally making this a subtle reference.
Definitely got some Arcanommunism going on there.
looks like the horde symbol on the left shoulder since we;re on the subject
Oh hey wait.
And the wolf is in COME AT ME BRO pose.
YO FRIGG, COME AT ME BRO. COME AT ME. NICE SWORD, WHY DON’T YOU COME AT ME BRO. COME ON LITTLE MISS SPARKLE, COME AT ME.
sword of awesome, isn’t it?
Sometimes a spirit wolf is just a spirit wolf. Frigg loves hittin’ things, but Insanity Wolf is over the top even for her. She’d laugh her head off at his advice, but she wouldn’t follow… uh, most of it.
“This isn’t a mud pit, it’s an operating table…” *CRACK*
It’s plainly a desperate attempt to get someone to fanart this.
“When Justice fails to punish the Wicked… PUNISH JUSTICE.”
Holy crap, Frigg’s god is Powerthirst!
And mother nature will be like… “slow down” but you’ll be like “FUCK YOU” and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
You’ll have so much energy, ENERGY! Just smiting ALL THE TIME!
SO MUCH ENERGY, IT’S FRIGGERGY!!!
As they say, Powerthirst now comes in WOMEN!
Is that….. COURAGEWOLF?
Hmmm i like Couragewolf alot.thanks for posting the link.
HOLY FRIG! That is the single most awesome scene yet. Could we get a wall-paper of that?
Well done, Frigg. You’ve just managed to become Godhead of the Internet Pantheon. Too bad the reason you have shiny sparkly powers and trippy dreams is because belief has power, and people believe in you.
Now THAT’s a KNIFE!
Is this the first time we learn her last name?
No, it’s been mentioned before.
I started reading this when the comic about the cultists with the black speech bubbles went up – and it was on the cast page then.
It’s been mentioned by her Nungirl, too.
But if it had only been the nun who said it, it might just have been fannun.
That looks like Ursa Minor from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic -.-
So what we learn is that God is a troll.
And apparently I’m an orc.
Gotta appreciate that sense of humor.
So what I’m getting here is that… on her resume of ass-kicking… Frigg is getting a glowing recommendation… From God?
“A” God, not all of them are nice ones.
Is it weird that I read the second panel as “MOTHRAFUCKS” instead of what it said? Just wondering.
Depends. Do you usually fetishize kaiju?
Not ordinarily. Or ever for that matter.
SAVE US GODZILLA
Frigg is Thrall
Don’t you mean GO’EL GO’EL GO’EL GO’EL?
So, when is she going to mention this to Gravedust? Or will it be Gravedust that will notice the increase in the golden hue of her soul?
She always had it, she just didn’t know how to use it as a weapon
Since when did Frigg respec to ret?
So, when is she going to switch weapon specialization from maces to greatswords?
Think she had sword envy from Scorp
I do hope this is going to turn into a story of the paladin killing their own god because the god deserves it.
Irony; Your God is Kratos, now kill him!!!!
Get who back? Does she mean Best?
She meant God, as in she can’t get him back for his actions.
thumps up for the Wolf-god. i sure would worship him.
Also could we get a big Wallpaper of the first panel. pleeeease?
I support this!
This comic makes me want to play a paladin. I would love a wallpaper of the first panel. And possibly a poster.
It’s never too late to roll a paladin
And with the Paladin mounts (and mounted combat feats) why wouldn’t you want to? Seriously, a super special awesome griffin at level seven, and the mounts just get better from there.
Piña Coladas? Aren’t those girly drinks?
She’s a bad enough dude to simply polevault WITH A GIANT FUCKING GLOWING ASS SWORD into Mordor
0 Fucks were given in the making of this dream
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN ALL DAY
But how many were frigged?
There is of course only one frigg to be given at any one time, though it is multipurpose and will resurface many times throughout the day. Fracks are a bit more rare, and you might get one of them a week. Fruggs are cheap imitations of the frigg and can be found all over the place, up to 12 times a day. For more information of this nature you may want to consider a degree in fuckallogy, the study that knows what the fuck is going on.
Im tired of these Mother$%*#n wolves in my Mother$%*#n dreams!
FRIGS FOR THE WOLF GOD
MEANWHILES…. Syr’nj and Gravedust are dreaming, “OK, the fighters are keeping the dreamwolf busy… “
Points for referencing the very first comic.
God-damned cut scenes, am I right? Ugh.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS; WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Frigg Akerfeldt lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’m the gal who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my wood elf to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!
So you’re saying Frigg is going to org-anize a lemon party then?
Burning people! She says what we’re all thinking!
And what do yo uburn apart from people? More people!
I mean, it’s a beautiful, dynamic panel followed by a rare moment of doubt with Frigg…but I can’t help wondering what’s going on in the TUBE ROOM
Aw, my barmaid avatar is gone. I look more like beardo anyway, I guess…
I’m sure whatever’s happening is totally tubular there too. I do wonder what’s happening round here with the rest of the party though.
I sense a Terry Pratchett style belief system at work here. And since all those nuns now believe in Frigg, she’s going all semi-deity. Which fucks with her normal ass-kicking human head.
Aw yeah, I only read Small Gods but it was frikkin’ awesome. The dialogue between Brutha and Om was totally worth the leap of faith when I first picked it up.
God: “Yes, that’s the point”
Once again, T Campbell prove he has a little spyglass that looks right into my brain.
This comic sums up my gaming group’s attitude and my personal favorite play style perfectly.
If those meme creator web pages weren’t blocked from my job I’d be there making this into the new insanity wolf.
Had that dream gone on, God would have told her she was the most interesting woman in the world, followed by seeing her sitting down and saying, “I don’t drink ale much, but when I do it’s Cuevors XXX Ale. Stay mothafuckin’ thirsty, me mates.” She says this while wearing a bikini and a halo.
Frigg is a genuine folk hero now. With groupies. And she’s usually as horny as a bag of cats. So why is she sleeping alone?
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