New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Gravedust waited a long time to meat her at the dining table.
That plate’s piled pretty high, Gravey. I never sausage a breakfast.
So much to love about this strip. Frigg’s unique listing system. The double-meaning of Mess Hall. Gravedust’s apparent access to hammerspace, and of course the final punchline. So using that one next time I’m asked.
Everyone else had to dine and danish I guess
Thoughtful of gravy to not leave Frigg to pork around looking for scraps. Otherwise she would have had a beef with the rest of the team, and I’m pretty sure they would have chickened out of getting grilled by an angry early morning Frigg.
Eh, I guess she has to ham it up in the morning if she’s going to filet mignon the opposition during the day. Gotta make sure the beef keeps working though, otherwise she’ll become a very flabby cut.
Gotta make sure she’s in peak condition to keep from getting slaughtered by their enemies, and that she can give em a good tenderizing in return. If they don’t have her to take the hits for them they’ll realize that they get to be on the cutting board and then they’ll be bacon her to come back.
Frankly, I think it is wise of them donut leave her starving, I bread the thought of Frigg going without breakfast. Muffin else to say on the matter.
Not getting fed will really grain your gears. Pearish the thought of having to wake up coffee and wheezing with nothing to eat. I’d grape and groan all day if I had to deal with that, which is why I always orange what I’m eating the night before. Cheese, no breakfast sucks eggs.
I have to say that perhaps over-sleeping was a missed-steak
On Frigs Part? That cinnamon roll looks mighty tasty, Is the recipe on a kneed to dough basis because I’d at yeast like to know how it tastes. Maybe if she had bean up just a little earlier she wouldn’t have been latte and could have gotten come coffee. Did I do that right? I’m new to the Pun thing? I feel rather dirty now XD
I think you had some knife ones. Keep it up and spoon you’ll be punning regularly. ;) Bun I really think Frigg should learn to wake up earlier. I mean it’s a band of adventurers. You don’t citrus and relax when there’s a job to be well-done. She’s gonna needs to be raisin her game and getting cereal if she wants to keep up with this new bran of adventurers.
Frigg should know butter than to assume her teammates wouldn’t cover her bacon. God knows she would have been toast many times if not for a timely save. She still seems to be eggspecting she has to fend for her own sustenance.
Seems like there’s not another brigg in the hall…
Frigg is the Cookie Monster.
In panel 5 I actually hear the “whoosh” noise from WoW for when someone uses a charging power.
Frigg elegant in Frigg’s simplicity.
And here I thought Frigg would have made a joke about putting meat into her mouth.
I don’t think you want put your meat anywhere near that mouth if you were considering getting it back in one piece.
If any panel was going to insinuate something, Panel 2 would be it.
I notice they neglected the fruit, not so balanced a breakfast after all!
Well, if it’s still can be pilled in the plate, it’s balanced enought to me.
Not entirely true. The utter neglect is negated by the bite some guildee took out of the apple. Liked the little detail there.
There is an apple core on the table, too.
Fruit is imba.
No, there was some food for Frigg, too.
Would you look at that…a holy donut!
no… it’s a holy honey bun!
LOVE Gravedust’s expression in panels four & five…
That’s because he’s afraid of the spray of atomized food.
To eat the breakfast you must -be- the breakfast, young grasshopper.
“When you can snatch the breakfast fro-…”
That would suggest there’s a time when you DON’T love Gravey’s expression. Shame.
Gravedust knows something’s up with Frigg. I can’t wait to hear the rest of this conversation.
You’re probably going to be waiting for a while then, she doesn’t seem too talkative about it right now and I’m pretty sure Gravy has the discretion not to push her when she’s this annoyed.
@Amaster, Gravy has the most experience with the beyond so it makes a little sense that he’d know something about frigg’s situation. Maces don’t go big and glowy for nothing.
@AC I’d think frigg wouldn’t be too talkative at any time. The best time to talk to her would be at a time like this, when her defenses are both literally and figuratively down.
Heh. Two scoops of raisins, and a cigarette and coffee. Breakfasts of champions!
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that :D
Personally, I skip the raisins…
I’m totally using that response the next time someone asks me how I slept.
I love how Frigg doesn’t dodge questions so much as shield-bash them into submission.
I’d be more worried if an angel food cake appeared on Frigg’s right shoulder, and a Devil Food Cake appeared on her other shoulder and she ate them both.
What, shoulder cake isn’t good enough for you?
SCONES FOR THE SCONE THRONE
SAUSAGE FOR THE SAUSAGE GOD
…CHEW AND SWALLOW YOUR FOOD! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE BREAKFAST! CHEW AND SWALLOW!
NOMS FOR THE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
KILL BURN NOM! KILL BURN NOM! KILL BURN NOM!
I like how the only acceptable breakfast for her is apparently meat and sweet pastry. At the same time. Also, she doesn’t take crap from anyone, making it a good thing she doesn’t share Byron’s little problem.
Khan the Breakfasteer, known for slaughtering his fellow World Eaters when they questioned his fondness of cake for breakfast.
“Pancakes are cake. Pancakes are for breakfast. CAKE! + MEAT!; BREAKFAST!! CAKE! + MEAT!; BREAKFAST!!”
I can see bacon on that far plate. Is that not meaty enough?
I can’t stop thinking “Wow, Gravedust has really strong wrists!”
Well, he IS an archer…
By the look in his eyes, Im guessing Gravy knows about Friggs dreams.
It’s possible she’s started glowing in her sleep or something.
Breakfast is bacon the menu!
But we don’t have a place to meat for lunch, and have you grilled the cook on what’s for dinner?
I love those two scoops of anger/anger coffee and cigs in the first panel.
Thank goodness for Gravedust. Looking very forward to this.
Oh are they scoops? My sleep fogged eyes insisted that first skull was wielding two broken vodka bottles.
that’s about where I’m at this morning, how much did I drink last night and where’d my 20 go???
Meat for Meatshields sounds like a charity.
Or a porno. Bow-chicka-pwn.
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Do I dare wonder How Many of those are puns? XD
Meat with Gravy.
What more could you want?
Well considering the chapter cover we might get a boat to put the Gravy in.
We’re gonna need a bigger gravy boat.
Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips.
What kind of person takes a single bite out of an apple and then sets it back in the fruit bowl?!?
Most innocently fun page ever!
…Is Frigg flat-chested? No wonder she wears armor.
Do we even know how old Frigg is?
We have yet to ask her on the basis on valuing the pristine condition of our maim-less faces.
Im gonna throw out guess, just to see if Im right when their ages are revealed. Frigg: mid to late 20s, Byron: early 30s, Frigg: if we’re going by elf years, Id say about 300, Bandit: late 20s, Gravedust: 50s, and Best is about Friggs age. however, since there all in a game, this might not be relevant.
We saw Frigg mostly unclad in chapter 6. (Best shot for the purposes of our discussion, I think, is this one.) While smaller, on a relative scale, than Bandit, she’s not flat by any real measure. (Actually, in a few shots she looks smaller than Bandit on an absolute scale…gnome girl’s got it goin’ on…)
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This comic makes me laugh because my band would go to the Guild of St. Cuthberts at Faire after they had eaten their lunch and mumph leftovers. (Our drummer’s girlfriend worked the kitchens.) It looked pretty much like the tables here. And then the girlfriend would bring us our platter… and it looked pretty much like Gravedust’s.
Did that food just talk?
That’s not how you do rhetorical questions, Frigg.
I spy with my little eye, an Apple reference.
I don’t even like Apple.
Apparently all the guildies don’t like fruits.
Sharp eyes there, Doma.
Frigg’s internal jingle is …. adorable.
And Gravy is opening up to Our Heroes. Or he likes red heads. I wonder what the “…difficult events” in his life were, the man inside the tube at Hurricane Software.
I think this is my favorite strip to date. That is, excluding the ones that /weigh heavily upon your soul and make you question the very fabric of your morality/ or something. Those are nice in their own way. Ignoring those, and not thinking too much…this is a lovely strip.
The alt text literally made me Laugh Out Loud. It is greatly appreciated.
Ahah! The skulls with coffee beans, java, and smokes – that’s awesome!
Gravedust is officially my hero for knowing how to put a morning-angry Frigg at ease THAT fast… XD
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