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Nun panty shot! Blasphemy or the greatest thing?.
Why not both?
Quick, somebody think of a pun!
Um um…er…
I can see her holy vestments?
…wow, that was awful wasn’t it?
Once again:
Complete cloisterfuck.
LOL
I can’t think of nun.
How can you tell how pure a nun is?
Check up her habits
Look how surprised she is. She can’t even enunciate anything, she just has her mouth open.
In reply to CloSeph:
That deserves, if not a gold star, at least a bronze asterisk.
She should wear pants, but she’s got nun.
Now, now, nun of that!
She’s stocking up before the fight gets underway.
Too late, fight’s in her underwear now
I hope that avian doesn’t drop her as soon as they get high enough or this fight will be briefs.
That said, if they keep flying, they may end up just skirting the fight.
The big-ass horn sound followed by an ascending holy lady is quite a revelation.
Someone should write a book about it.
She’d have been more prepared were she not so much of a wimple?
Perhaps they can get her back with a ground-to-avian missal?
This couldn’t have happened nun to soon.
“Quick, somebody think of a pun!”
Great, more nun puns!
I can’t think of a pun, but it reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:
What do you call a nun who’s pregnant?
A not-very-often.
She really needs to get in the habit of wearing less revealing clothes.
There was no such thing as underwear in our world’s Europe until it was invented by Victorian prudes trying to make people fornicate less. She’s already got a lot more protecting her modesty under her skirt than a lot of women would have had around 1700 C.E.
Pun, I am disappoint.
Oh you pun addict, fine:
I guess getting all her outfit together in the morning must’ve slipped her mind. It’s sheer luck of the drawstring that anybody ended up noticing, and surely her fellow adventurers can be trusted to help her maintain her veil of modesty?
We try, but it’s too much fun to unveil more puns.
In a flash I see what the problem is: Nun wearing what’s right instead of what’s Best for adventuring. She needs to put down the ruler and take up… THE AXE!!!
That would be the Best solution.
Nun…up…the axe…I’ll be in my bunk.
I see panty and stocking…
However, we shall need a change of angle to see if Racheal also has a garter belt.
it could be hotpants rather than panties – I like to think that Rachel is wearing a superhero under the robe.
she’s even got zettai ryouiki!
Not that I take any earthly pleasure from it or whatnot.
The load of these puns is dragging my mood. Obviously that harpy thinks lifting the nun is a easy, without that ruler-sword for her captive to thrust at her. Flying this nun is really a breeze.
Such perversion! I’ll have Nunavut.
What… what… what is that horn thing? It seems to have escaped from Dragonball Z somehow but… it didn’t. It has a halo even when it isn’t being used… is it the Jesushorn?
Is it time to start the religion of the horn?
Shiiiiiny…
KER-SWOOP!
Somehow I think that your avatar and Bruceski’s should be swapped.
French Horn . . . of DOOM!
Steampunk french horn.
I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but…
toot toot!
It’s always important to maintain modesty, otherwise people can get brassed off.
The real terror, here? That horn probably sounds like a vuvuzuela.
I think Rachel getting lifted is what really blows here. Though from the guerrilla standpoint it’s gotta suck to have some random adventurers horning in on your terror spreading.
The guerrillas AND the adventurers seem to be on the horns of a dilemma.
They both seem rather brassh and reckless. I wonder who woodwind.
Currently, I favour the tectonican shaman. I suspect he can unleash quite a bit of percussion force.
also boobs.
That’s what I just said. Alternatively, I hate typos.
It’s looking like one of those high holy days.
Rachel wanted to spread the word of her faith, but the savage guerrillas were having nun of it.
It’s so inconsiderate of them to harpy-in on her preaching.
Well they had to make the pecking order clear. Feather or not her intentions were benign, theirs’ probably weren’t.
No wonder they wanted to disarm her, then: no-one wants to fight their ruler.
What’s with the anachronism in the upper left? Clearly our authors are revealing their plot bias by supporting the hordes who want to occupy Gastonia.
Sinking feeling. . . sinking even further.
Rachel’s sinking feeling has been turned upside-down.
Still, her lofty position might give her a new perspective on things.
OH SHI-MISSION ABORT! I REPEAT MISSION ABORT!!! THEY GOT 4 PEOPLE!!! NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT THIS!!!!!
Hmm, so far a troll, a gnoll, a dwarf, and an avian. Just missing a goblin and landshark to flesh out the coalition of the World Rebellion, or am I missing someone?
Unrelated note, E-merl not hit. I won a guessing game..on the internet.
….hooray.
I wager these are enemy PC’s…..the ‘Horde’ faction, if you will.
Unlikely, there hasn’t been one 4-Chan reference out of them yet and we’ve already had more than a dozen words out of them.
Raven’s Dojo Ker-soundeffect!
There is nothing brings it round,
Like the trumpet’s martial sound.
Go, you heroes, go to immortality!
Go, you heroes, go to immortality!
Though you die in combat gory you shall live in song and story.
Go to immortality!
Can’t wait for the harpy to be the most polite of the bunch.
I’m willing to bet (s)he just harps on about everything.
I wonder how long we can keep stringing these puns?
No idea. I just love her scarf. And I’m fairly certain it is a her due to so far mostly equal gender ratios on either side.
If I said I knew, I’d be a lyre.
Time to call in Adventurer’s Guild Team One?
Sadly Byron and Syr are caught up in bonda…I mean delicate experiments….of a certain nature.
Could maybe see Frigg and Gravedust helping out but by no means a sure thing
Bird of Prey, or Bird of Pray?
YOU DECIDE
Either way, the ratings will be an answer to our prayers!
there’s a big +1 for you
Whatever she is, she can be classified as a rapture.
I dunno, flying the bird doesn’t seem to be an especially divine thing to do. Avian if not, though, getting high is definitely prohibited.
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
A shame, all of this parley. Great for moving a story along, but horrid at killing folks. Getting them to turn tail and run?
Simply send out ol’ E-Merl to talk. Tombdirt (are we still usin’ that one?) snipes off ol’ Nega-Gimli, Bandit creeps in and slits the throat of the gnoll. Beyond that, have your melee engage the shaman. I guess. Who knows, may have been another wipe.
You call that ‘surrounding’?
Oh my gosh, watch out. Its Hawk Gal!!!
I’m in love with troll lady shaman.
I feel a Flying Nun Joke coming up.
If you look up, I suspect you’ll find we’ve already run into a Busload of Nuns.
Mess with the troll, get the horn.
Man, that is such bull.
The female troll looks funky without the typical troll dread-lock things…
In panel 3, is anyone else hearing the sound effect that plays whenever Link finds a new item?
Today’s episode: No eyes allowed.
Ah; I apologeyes. Dwarfguy von Evil, panel 1.
It’s for his eyes only.
Tantaraaa? Oh man, that brings back memories of Asterix. x) Where’re the Romans?
Flash! ahh-aaahh!