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New Comics Every M/W/F - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Those dirty savages had to go and make it an even fight.

Chapter 13 – Page 8

on October 21, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 13
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, Brix, E-Merl, Rachel, Scipio, Stokla, Yalaria
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  1. Doma
    Doma
    October 21, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Nun panty shot! Blasphemy or the greatest thing?.

    • Tchaleko
      Tchaleko
      October 21, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Why not both?

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      October 21, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      Quick, somebody think of a pun!

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        October 21, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

        Um um…er…

        I can see her holy vestments?

        …wow, that was awful wasn’t it?

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          October 21, 2011, 4:52 am | # | Reply

          Once again:

          Complete cloisterfuck.

          • kenneth
            kenneth
            October 21, 2011, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

            LOL

      • Soliloquy
        Soliloquy
        October 21, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

        I can’t think of nun.

      • CloSeph
        CloSeph
        October 21, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

        How can you tell how pure a nun is?

        Check up her habits

        • Geigan
          Geigan
          October 21, 2011, 1:14 am | # | Reply

          Look how surprised she is. She can’t even enunciate anything, she just has her mouth open.

        • A passer-by.
          A passer-by.
          October 22, 2011, 8:20 am | # | Reply

          In reply to CloSeph:
          That deserves, if not a gold star, at least a bronze asterisk.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        October 21, 2011, 3:18 am | # | Reply

        She should wear pants, but she’s got nun.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          October 21, 2011, 5:58 am | # | Reply

          Now, now, nun of that!

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 21, 2011, 5:04 am | # | Reply

        She’s stocking up before the fight gets underway.

        • Hawk
          Hawk
          October 21, 2011, 8:32 am | # | Reply

          Too late, fight’s in her underwear now

        • Geigan
          Geigan
          October 21, 2011, 9:08 am | # | Reply

          I hope that avian doesn’t drop her as soon as they get high enough or this fight will be briefs.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            October 21, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

            That said, if they keep flying, they may end up just skirting the fight.

      • Doma
        Doma
        October 21, 2011, 7:09 am | # | Reply

        The big-ass horn sound followed by an ascending holy lady is quite a revelation.

        Someone should write a book about it.

      • Fren
        Fren
        October 21, 2011, 8:12 am | # | Reply

        She’d have been more prepared were she not so much of a wimple?

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          October 21, 2011, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

          Perhaps they can get her back with a ground-to-avian missal?

          • Thomas
            Thomas
            August 12, 2013, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

            A papal bullet should do nicely.

      • Jedi
        Jedi
        October 21, 2011, 8:54 am | # | Reply

        This couldn’t have happened nun to soon.

      • Far
        Far
        October 21, 2011, 10:17 am | # | Reply

        “Quick, somebody think of a pun!”

        Great, more nun puns!

      • Twigs
        Twigs
        October 31, 2011, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

        I can’t think of a pun, but it reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

        What do you call a nun who’s pregnant?
        A not-very-often.

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      October 21, 2011, 1:16 am | # | Reply

      She really needs to get in the habit of wearing less revealing clothes.

      • anonymous coward
        anonymous coward
        October 21, 2011, 2:13 am | # | Reply

        There was no such thing as underwear in our world’s Europe until it was invented by Victorian prudes trying to make people fornicate less. She’s already got a lot more protecting her modesty under her skirt than a lot of women would have had around 1700 C.E.

        • The Indomitable Eric
          The Indomitable Eric
          October 21, 2011, 9:31 pm | # | Reply

          Pun, I am disappoint.

          • anonymous coward
            anonymous coward
            October 22, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

            Oh you pun addict, fine:
            I guess getting all her outfit together in the morning must’ve slipped her mind. It’s sheer luck of the drawstring that anybody ended up noticing, and surely her fellow adventurers can be trusted to help her maintain her veil of modesty?

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              October 22, 2011, 4:54 am | # | Reply

              We try, but it’s too much fun to unveil more puns.

              • anonymous coward
                anonymous coward
                October 22, 2011, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

                In a flash I see what the problem is: Nun wearing what’s right instead of what’s Best for adventuring. She needs to put down the ruler and take up… THE AXE!!!

                • centuriancode
                  centuriancode
                  October 23, 2011, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

                  That would be the Best solution.

                • JarrysKid
                  JarrysKid
                  October 24, 2011, 11:04 am | # | Reply

                  Nun…up…the axe…I’ll be in my bunk.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      October 21, 2011, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      I see panty and stocking…
      However, we shall need a change of angle to see if Racheal also has a garter belt.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 21, 2011, 4:53 am | # | Reply

        it could be hotpants rather than panties – I like to think that Rachel is wearing a superhero under the robe.

    • zero
      zero
      October 21, 2011, 6:11 am | # | Reply

      she’s even got zettai ryouiki!

    • Doma
      Doma
      October 21, 2011, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      Not that I take any earthly pleasure from it or whatnot.

    • alta lemur
      alta lemur
      October 21, 2011, 7:17 am | # | Reply

      The load of these puns is dragging my mood. Obviously that harpy thinks lifting the nun is a easy, without that ruler-sword for her captive to thrust at her. Flying this nun is really a breeze.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      October 21, 2011, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Such perversion! I’ll have Nunavut.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 12, 2017, 9:30 pm | # | Reply

      I’m trying to resist looking at an up-the-skirt shot, but it’s a hard habit to break.

  2. anonymous coward
    anonymous coward
    October 21, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    What… what… what is that horn thing? It seems to have escaped from Dragonball Z somehow but… it didn’t. It has a halo even when it isn’t being used… is it the Jesushorn?
    Is it time to start the religion of the horn?

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      October 21, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Shiiiiiny…

    • That Pee Guy
      That Pee Guy
      October 21, 2011, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      KER-SWOOP!

      • Redo19
        Redo19
        October 21, 2011, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

        Somehow I think that your avatar and Bruceski’s should be swapped.

  3. Thor
    Thor
    October 21, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    French Horn . . . of DOOM!

    • Magistrate of Mediocrity
      Magistrate of Mediocrity
      October 21, 2011, 12:43 am | # | Reply

      Steampunk french horn.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 21, 2011, 4:55 am | # | Reply

      I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but…

      toot toot!

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 5:59 am | # | Reply

        It’s always important to maintain modesty, otherwise people can get brassed off.

  4. Locke
    Locke
    October 21, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    The real terror, here? That horn probably sounds like a vuvuzuela.

    • Geigan
      Geigan
      October 21, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

      I think Rachel getting lifted is what really blows here. Though from the guerrilla standpoint it’s gotta suck to have some random adventurers horning in on your terror spreading.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 6:00 am | # | Reply

        The guerrillas AND the adventurers seem to be on the horns of a dilemma.

        • Geigan
          Geigan
          October 21, 2011, 9:05 am | # | Reply

          They both seem rather brassh and reckless. I wonder who woodwind.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            October 21, 2011, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

            Currently, I favour the tectonican shaman. I suspect he can unleash quite a bit of percussion force.

            • ahdok
              ahdok
              October 22, 2011, 3:54 am | # | Reply

              also boobs.

              • centuriancode
                centuriancode
                October 22, 2011, 4:55 am | # | Reply

                That’s what I just said. Alternatively, I hate typos.

  5. Karishi
    Karishi
    October 21, 2011, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    It’s looking like one of those high holy days.

    • Geigan
      Geigan
      October 21, 2011, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Rachel wanted to spread the word of her faith, but the savage guerrillas were having nun of it.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 6:01 am | # | Reply

        It’s so inconsiderate of them to harpy-in on her preaching.

        • Geigan
          Geigan
          October 21, 2011, 9:02 am | # | Reply

          Well they had to make the pecking order clear. Feather or not her intentions were benign, theirs’ probably weren’t.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            October 21, 2011, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

            No wonder they wanted to disarm her, then: no-one wants to fight their ruler.

  6. Create a Comic
    Create a Comic
    October 21, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    What’s with the anachronism in the upper left? Clearly our authors are revealing their plot bias by supporting the hordes who want to occupy Gastonia.

  7. Magistrate of Mediocrity
    Magistrate of Mediocrity
    October 21, 2011, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Sinking feeling. . . sinking even further.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      October 21, 2011, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      Rachel’s sinking feeling has been turned upside-down.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

        Still, her lofty position might give her a new perspective on things.

  8. tecani
    tecani
    October 21, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    OH SHI-MISSION ABORT! I REPEAT MISSION ABORT!!! THEY GOT 4 PEOPLE!!! NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT THIS!!!!!

  9. Tsapki
    Tsapki
    October 21, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, so far a troll, a gnoll, a dwarf, and an avian. Just missing a goblin and landshark to flesh out the coalition of the World Rebellion, or am I missing someone?

    Unrelated note, E-merl not hit. I won a guessing game..on the internet.

    ….hooray.

  10. Idolo
    Idolo
    October 21, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    I wager these are enemy PC’s…..the ‘Horde’ faction, if you will.

    • anonymous coward
      anonymous coward
      October 21, 2011, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      Unlikely, there hasn’t been one 4-Chan reference out of them yet and we’ve already had more than a dozen words out of them.

  11. Gabe
    Gabe
    October 21, 2011, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    Raven’s Dojo Ker-soundeffect!

  12. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    October 21, 2011, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    There is nothing brings it round,
    Like the trumpet’s martial sound.

    • Sun-stone
      Sun-stone
      October 22, 2011, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

      Go, you heroes, go to immortality!
      Go, you heroes, go to immortality!
      Though you die in combat gory you shall live in song and story.
      Go to immortality!

  13. Softy
    Softy
    October 21, 2011, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    Can’t wait for the harpy to be the most polite of the bunch.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 21, 2011, 5:03 am | # | Reply

      I’m willing to bet (s)he just harps on about everything.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

        I wonder how long we can keep stringing these puns?

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          October 21, 2011, 8:45 pm | # | Reply

          No idea. I just love her scarf. And I’m fairly certain it is a her due to so far mostly equal gender ratios on either side.

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          October 24, 2011, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

          If I said I knew, I’d be a lyre.

  14. Messenger
    Messenger
    October 21, 2011, 4:32 am | # | Reply

    Time to call in Adventurer’s Guild Team One?

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      October 21, 2011, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

      Sadly Byron and Syr are caught up in bonda…I mean delicate experiments….of a certain nature.

      Could maybe see Frigg and Gravedust helping out but by no means a sure thing

  15. ahdok
    ahdok
    October 21, 2011, 5:03 am | # | Reply

    Bird of Prey, or Bird of Pray?

    YOU DECIDE

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      October 21, 2011, 6:02 am | # | Reply

      Either way, the ratings will be an answer to our prayers!

    • zero
      zero
      October 21, 2011, 6:26 am | # | Reply

      there’s a big +1 for you

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      October 21, 2011, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      Whatever she is, she can be classified as a rapture.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

        I dunno, flying the bird doesn’t seem to be an especially divine thing to do. Avian if not, though, getting high is definitely prohibited.

  16. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    October 21, 2011, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.

  17. Fren
    Fren
    October 21, 2011, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    A shame, all of this parley. Great for moving a story along, but horrid at killing folks. Getting them to turn tail and run?

    Simply send out ol’ E-Merl to talk. Tombdirt (are we still usin’ that one?) snipes off ol’ Nega-Gimli, Bandit creeps in and slits the throat of the gnoll. Beyond that, have your melee engage the shaman. I guess. Who knows, may have been another wipe.

  18. ahdok
    ahdok
    October 21, 2011, 9:12 am | # | Reply

    You call that ‘surrounding’?

  19. Schrödingers Katze
    Schrödingers Katze
    October 21, 2011, 10:49 am | # | Reply

    Oh my gosh, watch out. Its Hawk Gal!!!

  20. Schadenfreude
    Schadenfreude
    October 21, 2011, 10:49 am | # | Reply

    I’m in love with troll lady shaman.

  21. Zephyrion
    Zephyrion
    October 21, 2011, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    I feel a Flying Nun Joke coming up.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      October 21, 2011, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      If you look up, I suspect you’ll find we’ve already run into a Busload of Nuns.

  22. Robtimus
    Robtimus
    October 21, 2011, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    Mess with the troll, get the horn.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      October 21, 2011, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

      Man, that is such bull.

  23. Rock Mobster
    Rock Mobster
    October 21, 2011, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    The female troll looks funky without the typical troll dread-lock things…

  24. ahdok
    ahdok
    October 21, 2011, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    In panel 3, is anyone else hearing the sound effect that plays whenever Link finds a new item?

  25. Karishi
    Karishi
    October 21, 2011, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    Today’s episode: No eyes allowed.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      October 21, 2011, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      Ah; I apologeyes. Dwarfguy von Evil, panel 1.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        October 21, 2011, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

        It’s for his eyes only.

  26. Suki
    Suki
    October 22, 2011, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    Tantaraaa? Oh man, that brings back memories of Asterix. x) Where’re the Romans?

  27. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    October 22, 2011, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    Flash! ahh-aaahh!

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