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The Kool-Aid Man just got some serious competition.



Chapter 14 – Page 16

on January 6, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 14

└ Tags: E-Merl, Franzington, Frigg, Gravedust, Micholuszek, Rachel, Scipio, The Hammertank
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  1. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    January 6, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Something tells me that it’s not such a big secret anymore.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      January 6, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      On closer examination, that gnome’s getting a good hand on things. Or at least Rachel.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        January 6, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        He just wants to get closer to her open heart.

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          January 6, 2012, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

          And E Merl has apparently just punched Gravy.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            January 7, 2012, 1:03 am | # | Reply

            More like a grapple check, really. And with size modifiers, that’s gotta hurt.

            • Geigan
              Geigan
              January 8, 2012, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

              He’s helping him facepalm. He’s just disappointed that none of their arrests are peaceful.

      • Amarula
        Amarula
        January 6, 2012, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, I’m beginning to wonder what’s actually making Rachel go all wide-eyed…

        • MichaelHaneline
          MichaelHaneline
          January 8, 2012, 7:26 am | # | Reply

          The gnome just grapped her boob.

          • MichaelHaneline
            MichaelHaneline
            January 8, 2012, 7:26 am | # | Reply

            Erm… grabbed.

  2. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    January 6, 2012, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    ‘… Uh, that’s not ours.’

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      January 6, 2012, 3:33 am | # | Reply

      “Weapons? Don’t be ridiculous! We would never make – ” KRAKOOM! ” – … more than one?”

  3. Whatev
    Whatev
    January 6, 2012, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    OH YEAH!

  4. banjo2E
    banjo2E
    January 6, 2012, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    …Cannoned we still work this out?

  5. gangler
    gangler
    January 6, 2012, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    When they testify i want them to say that this is the exact moment they started to grow suspicious of their gnomish comrades.

  6. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    January 6, 2012, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Quick! Somebody get Scipio some green text, STAT!

    • Oamu
      Oamu
      January 6, 2012, 7:33 pm | # | Reply

      >Implying that shouldn’t have been Frigg’s line.

  7. kagato23
    kagato23
    January 6, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    Their defense is pretty treadful

  8. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    January 6, 2012, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    “This is no time to break down.”

    No, apparently it’s time to breakDANCE.

    Unless that’s Jumpstyle in panel 2.

    • Dusty668
      Dusty668
      January 6, 2012, 5:07 am | # | Reply

      STOP! HAMMERSTIME! Break it down NOW!

  9. Twilights_Bard
    Twilights_Bard
    January 6, 2012, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Well, I’d say that someone’s made a breakthrough in this investigation.

  10. ahdok
    ahdok
    January 6, 2012, 4:31 am | # | Reply

    You want a Trial? FINE! Meet the defense.

  11. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    January 6, 2012, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    Hey kid! Where’d ya get that, Gnomes “Я” Us?

  12. Robtimus
    Robtimus
    January 6, 2012, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    Poor Gravedust took E-Merl’s hand to the face. At least it wasn’t the one holding the fire.

  13. Galliun
    Galliun
    January 6, 2012, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    >implying

    Huh! Do we have a /v/irgin with us?

    • that guy
      that guy
      January 6, 2012, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      >implying only /v/ uses >implying

      /mu/tant here. You ain’t seen nothing yet, /v/friend.

      • kagato23
        kagato23
        January 6, 2012, 11:46 am | # | Reply

        >implying >implying

        /co/mrade. I don’t think anyboard doesn’t use it at this point.

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      January 7, 2012, 4:28 am | # | Reply

      >implying /k/ doesn’t >imply every goddamned thing

    • Marvelous TK
      Marvelous TK
      January 7, 2012, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

      … Implying all over that the word ‘implying’ is only 4chan at all, and not a totally valid word used all the time in many places.

      • kagato23
        kagato23
        January 8, 2012, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

        >implying anything exists that’s not 4chan

        Oh you.

  14. DCB
    DCB
    January 6, 2012, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    OH MAYBE!

  15. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    January 6, 2012, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    for some reason the second panel reminds me of Star Trek when they were under attack.

  16. JarrysKid
    JarrysKid
    January 6, 2012, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    I hearby dub this battle machine “Orange Crush”.

    • Phil
      Phil
      January 6, 2012, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      … I can’t argue with this at all.

  17. Locke
    Locke
    January 6, 2012, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    Look at Scipio bust a move. He’s so fly.

  18. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    January 6, 2012, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    Ladies annnnnd Gentlemen!
    Let’s Get Ready to RRRRRUUUUUUMBLE!

  19. hopeless
    hopeless
    January 6, 2012, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    This why you never leaves the keys to your 60′ tall behemoth where a teenager can get hold of them! Admittedly said teenager is fine if it involves taking control of a 50′ robot when 50′ invaders from another world are intruding on his evening playing modern warfare 3 but otherwise…

  20. Naare
    Naare
    January 6, 2012, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

    So much fuss over a gnomish toy! Wait until the grownups bring their machines over

  21. Twigs
    Twigs
    January 6, 2012, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

    Scipio’s eyes are showing!!

    That’s how you know exactly how bad the situation is. It’s the scale of eye openness.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      January 8, 2012, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Still got his Cigar though. Situation’s still cool.

  22. Dave
    Dave
    January 6, 2012, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

    We didn’t do it officer! …And the smoke-belching wall-crumbling war machine is just something I’m holding for a friend.

  23. centuriancode
    centuriancode
    January 7, 2012, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    And now the tower is starting to droop. I guess the outburst was premature.

    • Phil
      Phil
      January 8, 2012, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      Achievement Unlocked!

      Post the 28,000th comment!

  24. Slipdance
    Slipdance
    January 7, 2012, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    “PAH! That’s not a war machine breaking out of our workshop, it’s a FEATURE!”

  25. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    January 7, 2012, 4:56 pm | # | Reply

    Oh come on. Competition? Please. The Kool-Aid Man doesn’t need a giant robot to cause massive property damage. He does that under his own thirst quenching power.

    • Miyaa
      Miyaa
      January 7, 2012, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      It’s just missing a “Oh Yeah!” catchphrase.

      • Mr0Sleep
        Mr0Sleep
        January 10, 2012, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        it can’t there’s a big padlock near it’s “mouth”

  26. Mart
    Mart
    January 8, 2012, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Who is or what Kool-Aid (from the other side of the pond)?

    • Pikey
      Pikey
      January 9, 2012, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      A powdered beverage mix, mostly made of sugar and artificial color and flavors. Ads featured a giant pitcher bursting through walls and shouting ‘Oh, Yeah!’ to bring thirsty kids what they need.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg

      (educating the masses since 1969)

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