New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Something tells me that it’s not such a big secret anymore.
On closer examination, that gnome’s getting a good hand on things. Or at least Rachel.
He just wants to get closer to her open heart.
And E Merl has apparently just punched Gravy.
More like a grapple check, really. And with size modifiers, that’s gotta hurt.
He’s helping him facepalm. He’s just disappointed that none of their arrests are peaceful.
Yeah, I’m beginning to wonder what’s actually making Rachel go all wide-eyed…
The gnome just grapped her boob.
‘… Uh, that’s not ours.’
“Weapons? Don’t be ridiculous! We would never make – ” KRAKOOM! ” – … more than one?”
…Cannoned we still work this out?
When they testify i want them to say that this is the exact moment they started to grow suspicious of their gnomish comrades.
Quick! Somebody get Scipio some green text, STAT!
>Implying that shouldn’t have been Frigg’s line.
Their defense is pretty treadful
“This is no time to break down.”
No, apparently it’s time to breakDANCE.
Unless that’s Jumpstyle in panel 2.
STOP! HAMMERSTIME! Break it down NOW!
Well, I’d say that someone’s made a breakthrough in this investigation.
You want a Trial? FINE! Meet the defense.
Hey kid! Where’d ya get that, Gnomes “Я” Us?
Poor Gravedust took E-Merl’s hand to the face. At least it wasn’t the one holding the fire.
Huh! Do we have a /v/irgin with us?
>implying only /v/ uses >implying
/mu/tant here. You ain’t seen nothing yet, /v/friend.
/co/mrade. I don’t think anyboard doesn’t use it at this point.
>implying /k/ doesn’t >imply every goddamned thing
… Implying all over that the word ‘implying’ is only 4chan at all, and not a totally valid word used all the time in many places.
>implying anything exists that’s not 4chan
for some reason the second panel reminds me of Star Trek when they were under attack.
I hearby dub this battle machine “Orange Crush”.
… I can’t argue with this at all.
Look at Scipio bust a move. He’s so fly.
Ladies annnnnd Gentlemen!
Let’s Get Ready to RRRRRUUUUUUMBLE!
This why you never leaves the keys to your 60′ tall behemoth where a teenager can get hold of them! Admittedly said teenager is fine if it involves taking control of a 50′ robot when 50′ invaders from another world are intruding on his evening playing modern warfare 3 but otherwise…
So much fuss over a gnomish toy! Wait until the grownups bring their machines over
Scipio’s eyes are showing!!
That’s how you know exactly how bad the situation is. It’s the scale of eye openness.
Still got his Cigar though. Situation’s still cool.
We didn’t do it officer! …And the smoke-belching wall-crumbling war machine is just something I’m holding for a friend.
And now the tower is starting to droop. I guess the outburst was premature.
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“PAH! That’s not a war machine breaking out of our workshop, it’s a FEATURE!”
Oh come on. Competition? Please. The Kool-Aid Man doesn’t need a giant robot to cause massive property damage. He does that under his own thirst quenching power.
It’s just missing a “Oh Yeah!” catchphrase.
it can’t there’s a big padlock near it’s “mouth”
Who is or what Kool-Aid (from the other side of the pond)?
A powdered beverage mix, mostly made of sugar and artificial color and flavors. Ads featured a giant pitcher bursting through walls and shouting ‘Oh, Yeah!’ to bring thirsty kids what they need.
(educating the masses since 1969)
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