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I find myself wondering both where these Kobolds are coming from, and where they disappear to after they’re dead.
Is there a Zamboni off-panel?
They roll them up on Ko-Balls, and push them off scene.
kobold sushi rolls?
Yeah, they’re kinda like kappa rolls.
I get it.
They’re building up a big enough pile that they can hide behind it when they hatefuck.
“Hide behind the mound of dead bards!”
Anybody know where this is from? :3
“HA! I’ve got ## more where those came from!”
The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising.
Nonono, Frigg and Scipio’s epic hatefuck will be on top of the pile of dead kobolds.
Exactly. You see, all this is just foreplay to Frigg.
Love how she actually spun a kobold’s head RIGHT AROUND.
Like a records, no less.
Frigg’s new move: the shanking strike.
college of punnery, motherfuckers
Eh, as usual urban dictinary misses one of the ACTUAL definitions… Think pantsing
Really love what they’ve been doing with the facial expressions in the last two. Even more than usual. Other webcomics that go without dialogue usually feel boring or stale after a couple pages but this is awesome.
This is making Deekin cry.
These kobolds are nowhere near as adorable as Deekin though. D:
“Deekin? :3?” So awesome. x3 Best bard EVAR!
Really? I kept looking for the stab option in all interactions with Deekin.
Nasty red haired bitch make Deekin run away, hide under corpses of his friends. Maybe, one day, Deekin compose a Kobold Requiem.
I sure hope the legendary Pun-Pun doesn’t show up to ruin their fun.
Pun-Pun is one of the reasons many DMs discourage unusual race selection. That spell sequence is horrific.
It kind of sucks. Unusual race selection can be great roleplaying meat. It’s just that minmaxers ruin all the fun and make DMs all paranoid.
This. This is how hate-flirting is done.
Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!
No, you can’t!
Yes, I can!
No, you can’t!
Yes, I can!
*Frigg falls over after the whirlwind of Death*
They are both breathing heavily as they look into each others eyes
“Sex?” “Sure. Bring it on you B@%@#$”
*Both are too tired to finish undressing. A nap occurs. *
I’m tempted to write a horribly cheesy over-the-top slashfic now.
Isn’t slash fiction defined as specifically homoerotic? Does Scipio have a more interesting backstory than I realized?
Oh not at all.
Slashfic is named after the slash between the two character’s names.
Frigg/Scipio, for example.
These days, however, slashfic is usually meant to be about gay or lesbian relationships.
That avatar is disturbingly appropriate.
It was this or log on to my desktop and give you Snooty Syr’nj fais.
Is it? Then what do I call my straight erotic fan fictions then? :P
Het. There’s slash, femslash, and het.
Fanfiction romance sure is weird!
Frigg is an honorary man. Any fic with her in it is slash fic.
I was under the impression that slash, as a term, was initially coined out of the Star Trek fandom, because people were tired of writing out Kirk/Spock (which was what 90% of the lemons were). Since it was understood that that was the only relationship worth writing about (-.-;), they simplified it to just “/” – and then all the newbs showed up, and there were explanations, and the other fandoms got ahold of it, and there was man-love everywhere, so the term got co-op’d…
Slash, eh? What about blunt and piercing fiction?
What if I take Versatile Unarmed Strike as a feat?
Then you’re kinky. Make sure you invest heavily in your “use rope” skill as well.
Welcome to language.
LIMIT BREAK LEVEL 2: FRIGGENOCIDE!
LOOT THE HOUNDS DAMMIT.
It’s a historical recreation of the family history of Fippy Darkpaw, Esq.
Fippy Darkpaw was a gnoll, and Everquest had dog-like rather then reptilian kobolds anyway,
That is the best use of the Twirl filter I have EVER seen.
Thanks, non. I’ve been wanting to use it for a while, but never had a really good opportunity until now.
Enhanced Cleave + Whirlwind Strike – for when you must make all the minions fall down.
Meanwhile, a thought – do you think that the MMO they’re stuck in allows for alt accounts?
Wait, you think they’re both the same person?
That’s just messed up, right there.
More, there are things about Scipio that remind me of Best, if Best was playing a Strong Silent type instead of a Loudmouth.
Makes me wonder what his counter move will be.
I don’t know, just looks like random killing to me.
the last two pages make me weep for all the widowed kobold wives and orphaned kobold children.
Those WERE all the widowed kobold wives and orphaned kobold children!
Hence why he is weeping for them.
Kisnemesis for life! <3<
If this rate keeps up I forsee an incoming kobold smiting!
Smite favoured enemy?
One-upping fighters, a really efficient way to clear out kobolds.
First she was pissed, but I think she just realized that this is a fighter about her equal, as she will obviously prevail, that won’t go crazy and kill his allies. That makes a happy Frigg.
A boss fight is sure to spawn now! Woot!
Hope somebody can afford the full kill rates this time…
“Ok, ok, you take candle… please…”
Heh, back when I played WoW I always DID wonder why those kobolds were so uptight about their candles to a point that they were willing to die in WAVES for the damned things.
Again, I love the faces. Scipio’s nonchalance is comedy gold. And Frigg is making the Friggest face I have ever seen.
Frigg actually looks cute in the middle right panel
I know when I’m trying to get a high score, it helps to not keep pausing to check what I have so far.
Does anyone else hear Dueling Banjos when seeing this page?
No, but not I’m imagining Obi-Wan vs. Anakin to Dueling Banjos.
Avatar win, again!
And that’s why you take the Whirlwind Attack feat.
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