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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Chapter 15 – Page 9

on February 20, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 15
└ Tags: Frigg, Kobolds, Scipio
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  1. Loyal
    Loyal
    February 20, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I find myself wondering both where these Kobolds are coming from, and where they disappear to after they’re dead.

    Is there a Zamboni off-panel?

    • Far
      Far
      February 20, 2012, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      They roll them up on Ko-Balls, and push them off scene.

      • Warriormon87
        Warriormon87
        February 20, 2012, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

        kobold sushi rolls?

        • StyrofoamKing
          StyrofoamKing
          February 20, 2012, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah, they’re kinda like kappa rolls.

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        February 14, 2014, 10:41 am | # | Reply

        Koboldmari Damacy

    • CaptEndo
      CaptEndo
      November 15, 2013, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

      Since Kobold nests come in batches of up to 400, they could do this all day!

  2. Joe
    Joe
    February 20, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I get it.
    They’re building up a big enough pile that they can hide behind it when they hatefuck.

    • Acadian Bacon
      Acadian Bacon
      February 20, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      “Hide behind the mound of dead bards!”

      Anybody know where this is from? :3

      • Alechsa
        Alechsa
        February 20, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        “HA! I’ve got ## more where those came from!”

      • karishi
        karishi
        February 20, 2012, 1:34 am | # | Reply

        The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      February 20, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      Nonono, Frigg and Scipio’s epic hatefuck will be on top of the pile of dead kobolds.

      • Abcus
        Abcus
        February 20, 2012, 2:13 am | # | Reply

        Exactly. You see, all this is just foreplay to Frigg.

        Love how she actually spun a kobold’s head RIGHT AROUND.

        Cheers,

        Cote

        • Tyris
          Tyris
          February 21, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

          Like a records, no less.

  3. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    February 20, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Koboldbutt!

    • Heheh
      Heheh
      February 20, 2012, 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Frigg’s new move: the shanking strike.
      college of punnery, motherfuckers

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        February 20, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        Quintuple entendre?

        • Heheh
          Heheh
          February 20, 2012, 2:50 am | # | Reply

          Eh, as usual urban dictinary misses one of the ACTUAL definitions… Think pantsing

  4. Heheh
    Heheh
    February 20, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Really love what they’ve been doing with the facial expressions in the last two. Even more than usual. Other webcomics that go without dialogue usually feel boring or stale after a couple pages but this is awesome.

  5. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    February 20, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    This is making Deekin cry.

    • Acadian Bacon
      Acadian Bacon
      February 20, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      These kobolds are nowhere near as adorable as Deekin though. D:

      “Deekin? :3?” So awesome. x3 Best bard EVAR!

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        February 20, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Really? I kept looking for the stab option in all interactions with Deekin.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      February 20, 2012, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Nasty red haired bitch make Deekin run away, hide under corpses of his friends. Maybe, one day, Deekin compose a Kobold Requiem.

  6. Nonsensicles
    Nonsensicles
    February 20, 2012, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    I sure hope the legendary Pun-Pun doesn’t show up to ruin their fun.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      February 20, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      Pun-Pun is one of the reasons many DMs discourage unusual race selection. That spell sequence is horrific.

      • Blizz
        Blizz
        February 20, 2012, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        It kind of sucks. Unusual race selection can be great roleplaying meat. It’s just that minmaxers ruin all the fun and make DMs all paranoid.

  7. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    February 20, 2012, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    This. This is how hate-flirting is done.

  8. Arathian
    Arathian
    February 20, 2012, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!

    No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can!
    No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can!

  9. Syncline
    Syncline
    February 20, 2012, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    *Frigg falls over after the whirlwind of Death*
    They are both breathing heavily as they look into each others eyes
    “Sex?” “Sure. Bring it on you B@%@#$”
    *Both are too tired to finish undressing. A nap occurs. *

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      February 20, 2012, 1:42 am | # | Reply

      I’m tempted to write a horribly cheesy over-the-top slashfic now.

      • the_rippy_one
        the_rippy_one
        February 20, 2012, 5:52 am | # | Reply

        *blink*

        Isn’t slash fiction defined as specifically homoerotic? Does Scipio have a more interesting backstory than I realized?

        • Wulf
          Wulf
          February 20, 2012, 7:59 am | # | Reply

          Oh not at all.
          Slashfic is named after the slash between the two character’s names.

          Frigg/Scipio, for example.

          • Ishmael
            Ishmael
            February 20, 2012, 8:04 am | # | Reply

            These days, however, slashfic is usually meant to be about gay or lesbian relationships.

            • MoodyDK
              MoodyDK
              February 20, 2012, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

              That avatar is disturbingly appropriate.

              • Phil
                Flo
                February 20, 2012, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

                Seriously.

                • Ishmael
                  Ishmael
                  February 21, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

                  It was this or log on to my desktop and give you Snooty Syr’nj fais.

            • MichaelHaneline
              MichaelHaneline
              February 20, 2012, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

              Is it? Then what do I call my straight erotic fan fictions then? :P

              • Arathian
                Arathian
                February 20, 2012, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

                Theoretical.

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                February 20, 2012, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

                Het. There’s slash, femslash, and het.

                • Ishmael
                  Ishmael
                  February 21, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

                  Yeah, het.

                • Adell
                  Adell
                  February 21, 2012, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

                  Fanfiction romance sure is weird!

        • Korbl
          Korbl
          February 20, 2012, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

          Frigg is an honorary man. Any fic with her in it is slash fic.

          • the_rippy_one
            the_rippy_one
            February 21, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

            I was under the impression that slash, as a term, was initially coined out of the Star Trek fandom, because people were tired of writing out Kirk/Spock (which was what 90% of the lemons were). Since it was understood that that was the only relationship worth writing about (-.-;), they simplified it to just “/” – and then all the newbs showed up, and there were explanations, and the other fandoms got ahold of it, and there was man-love everywhere, so the term got co-op’d…

            • Jean-Luc
              Jean-Luc
              February 21, 2012, 10:36 am | # | Reply

              Slash, eh? What about blunt and piercing fiction?

              • Quicksilver
                Quicksilver
                February 21, 2012, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

                What if I take Versatile Unarmed Strike as a feat?

                • Cjrayn
                  Cjrayn
                  February 22, 2012, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

                  Then you’re kinky. Make sure you invest heavily in your “use rope” skill as well.

            • Valdrax
              Valdrax
              February 21, 2012, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

              Welcome to language.

  10. Locke
    Locke
    February 20, 2012, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    LIMIT BREAK LEVEL 2: FRIGGENOCIDE!

  11. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    February 20, 2012, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    LOOT THE HOUNDS DAMMIT.

  12. Animaniac
    Animaniac
    February 20, 2012, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    It’s a historical recreation of the family history of Fippy Darkpaw, Esq.

    • Darchias
      Darchias
      February 20, 2012, 10:29 am | # | Reply

      Fippy Darkpaw was a gnoll, and Everquest had dog-like rather then reptilian kobolds anyway,

  13. nonbeliever93
    nonbeliever93
    February 20, 2012, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    That is the best use of the Twirl filter I have EVER seen.

    • John Waltrip
      John Waltrip
      February 20, 2012, 11:40 am | # | Reply

      Thanks, non. I’ve been wanting to use it for a while, but never had a really good opportunity until now.

  14. the_rippy_one
    the_rippy_one
    February 20, 2012, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    Enhanced Cleave + Whirlwind Strike – for when you must make all the minions fall down.

    Meanwhile, a thought – do you think that the MMO they’re stuck in allows for alt accounts?

    • Carl-E
      Carl-E
      February 20, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

      Wait, you think they’re both the same person?

      That’s just messed up, right there.

      • the_rippy_one
        the_rippy_one
        February 21, 2012, 1:05 am | # | Reply

        More, there are things about Scipio that remind me of Best, if Best was playing a Strong Silent type instead of a Loudmouth.

  15. Aniphx
    Aniphx
    February 20, 2012, 6:43 am | # | Reply

    Makes me wonder what his counter move will be.

  16. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    February 20, 2012, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    Kismesis forever?

    I don’t know, just looks like random killing to me.

  17. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    February 20, 2012, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    the last two pages make me weep for all the widowed kobold wives and orphaned kobold children.

    • Hawk
      Hawk
      February 20, 2012, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      Those WERE all the widowed kobold wives and orphaned kobold children!

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        February 20, 2012, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

        Hence why he is weeping for them.

  18. Mutterscrawl
    Mutterscrawl
    February 20, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Incoming hatesnog!

    CODE CALIGINOUS!

  19. Zero
    Zero
    February 20, 2012, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Kisnemesis for life! <3<

  20. Kroger
    Kroger
    February 20, 2012, 10:41 am | # | Reply

    If this rate keeps up I forsee an incoming kobold smiting!

    • Quicksilver
      Quicksilver
      February 21, 2012, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

      Smite favoured enemy?

  21. Amaster
    Amaster
    February 20, 2012, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    One-upping fighters, a really efficient way to clear out kobolds.

  22. Hatman
    Hatman
    February 20, 2012, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    First she was pissed, but I think she just realized that this is a fighter about her equal, as she will obviously prevail, that won’t go crazy and kill his allies. That makes a happy Frigg.

  23. Constance
    Constance
    February 20, 2012, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    A boss fight is sure to spawn now! Woot!

  24. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    February 20, 2012, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Hope somebody can afford the full kill rates this time…

  25. Deelinox
    Deelinox
    February 20, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    “Ok, ok, you take candle… please…”

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      February 20, 2012, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

      Heh, back when I played WoW I always DID wonder why those kobolds were so uptight about their candles to a point that they were willing to die in WAVES for the damned things.

  26. David
    David
    February 20, 2012, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    Again, I love the faces. Scipio’s nonchalance is comedy gold. And Frigg is making the Friggest face I have ever seen.

    • zero
      zero
      February 20, 2012, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      Frigg actually looks cute in the middle right panel

  27. MDude
    MDude
    February 20, 2012, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    I know when I’m trying to get a high score, it helps to not keep pausing to check what I have so far.

  28. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    February 20, 2012, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    Does anyone else hear Dueling Banjos when seeing this page?

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      February 21, 2012, 8:07 am | # | Reply

      No, but not I’m imagining Obi-Wan vs. Anakin to Dueling Banjos.

      • eschmenk
        eschmenk
        February 21, 2012, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

        Avatar win, again!

  29. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    October 30, 2012, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    And that’s why you take the Whirlwind Attack feat.

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