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He seems to be having a bad fur day.
also, did frig’s one liner remind anyone else of Lord Varys?
More like Tyrion or better yet Bronn if we’re considering who might say something like that but yeah, Varys is the most famous eunuch in the world.
Off topic: If it turns out that Tyrion does not end up king of the world, I will be so pissed off, and I will in retrospect hate the whole show. That bloke is the only breathing person of the lot.
Well, if anyone starts playing Kon’Krs I’m sure he will be.
This situation is just bon’krs.
At least it’s not bon’rs?
Speak for yourself.
I imagine it wood be awkward on my part.
I know, everyone just needs to bond over cards, go get Eu’kr over here, he knows some good games
We could just build a Bridge. Then we’ll want ‘D to bring 500 or so friends.
Insider Secret: Today’s entire crowd of angry elves (but especially Disco Elf) is Best’s Alt.
It’s spelled “eunuch.”
I wonder what Elven Disco even SOUNDS like. o.O
A eunich is a female eunuch you know. Their lips are sealed so to speak.
No no, that’s a eunique. They’re quite rare.
One suspects the elves have a, er… knapp for that. And likely some other implements…
Chastity Felt? or a Continence Chamois?
Now you’re just barking.
Some of the best puns happen when people go out on a limb! This one, knot so much.
I just go with the phloem, man.
I’m so sorry. The lettering has been sloppy as Hell lately and it’s no one’s fault but mine. Fixed now.
I get the rage now. Notice how most if not all that crowd is wood elf males? They are mad that scruffy human men keep stealing their women.
Maybe it’s a reverse of the normal fantasy world.
Female elves find human males hauntingly beautiful, with their big muscles and, smooth hairy meat skin.
How is that the reverse of most fantasy worlds? There is a suspicious tendency for male human love of female elves to be well-and-truly requited.
Eh well, the trope tends to be “elven women are sexy to humans”. Here things tend toward “human men are sexy to elves”.
Back you rowdy bloodthirsty elfish mob! Lest I use my leaf-on-a-stick on you!!!
Don’t make him have a bad fur day. You wouldn’t like him on a bad fur day.
I believe you mean a bad fir day.
I’m guessing poor Fr’nj can’t see the forest through the trees … or lynch mob for that matter.
Easy child says the dwarf with an arrow clearly drawn. One knock away and he’d be just as prepared for combat as Frigg.
I’d trust Gravedust to handle the situation wisely even when his weapons are drawn and ready. I wouldn’t trust Frigg to do the same, even when she has no weapons at all.
Three guess as to who is still not getting healed. Although…based on how Kon’kr looks, Scip may want to see Fr’nj’s credentials first.
Jeez, this spelling / lettering thing is getting contagious. Next thing you know, w e’ll have an outbrea k of bad kerning.
Bravo, bravo. Subtle, man, subtle.
By the way, a small correction: the tags say “Kn’Kr” while the page says “Kon’Kr”.
Thank you. Fixed.
the difference between an angry mob and a rave is one Disco elf.
Don’t forget Disco St’w
Disco St’w doesn’t adver’tz.
I wish I had somewhere to go so I could say that at random. “TWO OF THE ‘NJ COMMAND YOU!” It just sounds like a lot of fun. XD
TWO of the ‘NJ? Isn’t one New Jersey MORE than enough?
Only if your voice gives you super-strength.
If Disco Elf is not named Dan’Cr, there is no Jst’Is.
However, I will accept “Leg’Gi”, as well.
I’m probably really late with this, but I need to say that I love how the Wood Elves actually make sense by looking like they are part of the forest. It’s always bothered me terribly whenever I saw forest Elves that have ivory skin, blond hair and velvet clothing because how the hell does that give you camouflage, you stick out like a lighttower in a dark night. So thank you for not going with that stereotype.
Because most fantasy artists forget that gilly suits existed long before modern warfare (this is my theory as to how stereotypical Elves survived so well in the forest.) I do love the wood Elves in this comic, though. I love the rather unique concept of it.
which one is Disco Elf?
The one in the ‘Staying Alive’ pose.
Another quote from the book of Frigg!
Kn’ker seems pretty sore.
I’m sure it’s just a matter of framing, but I notice we don’t see Bandit or Byron in any of today’s panels. Someone slipping around behind for a flanking attack of necessary?
I love that your Gravatar seems so surprised by this.
I love that your Gravatar is doing the flanking attack.
I love that your gravatar is doing….what in Arthas’ name *is* your gravatar doing?
Whatever it is, it’s finger-lickin’ good!
Coldelectrons’ avatar does not cease to distract me.
It’s startling to see someone in plate sneaking, is all
Or…chain mail rather.
Chainmail isn’t jangly, actually.
The mail is securely fixed to a leather or cloth undercoat, and sometimes it’s hidden under an overcoat as well…
Take a look at the webcomic Wayfarer’s moon, and go back a few weeks, they had a neat writeup of some very silent-looking chainmail.
Done! Finally. Now to wait for the update~ <3
Sounds like you’ve just finished the archives crawl…
Be careful now, you’ll get the bends for sure!
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