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Disco Elf is just here because he loves crowds.



Chapter 17 – Page 8

on June 15, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 17

└ Tags: E-Merl, Fr'Nj, Frigg, Gravedust, Kon'kr, Rachel, Scipio, Syr'Nj
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  1. Doma
    Doma
    June 15, 2012, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    He seems to be having a bad fur day.

    also, did frig’s one liner remind anyone else of Lord Varys?

    • Jea-Luc
      Jea-Luc
      June 15, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      More like Tyrion or better yet Bronn if we’re considering who might say something like that but yeah, Varys is the most famous eunuch in the world.

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        June 17, 2012, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

        Off topic: If it turns out that Tyrion does not end up king of the world, I will be so pissed off, and I will in retrospect hate the whole show. That bloke is the only breathing person of the lot.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 15, 2012, 5:40 am | # | Reply

      Well, if anyone starts playing Kon’Krs I’m sure he will be.

  2. Jea-Luc
    Jea-Luc
    June 15, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    This situation is just bon’krs.

    • Randonimity
      Randonimity
      June 15, 2012, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      At least it’s not bon’rs?

      • Jea-Luc
        Jea-Luc
        June 15, 2012, 12:57 am | # | Reply

        Speak for yourself.

        • Randonimity
          Randonimity
          June 15, 2012, 4:16 am | # | Reply

          I imagine it wood be awkward on my part.

          • zero
            zero
            June 15, 2012, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

            I know, everyone just needs to bond over cards, go get Eu’kr over here, he knows some good games

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              June 16, 2012, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

              We could just build a Bridge. Then we’ll want ‘D to bring 500 or so friends.

  3. karishi
    karishi
    June 15, 2012, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Insider Secret: Today’s entire crowd of angry elves (but especially Disco Elf) is Best’s Alt.

  4. bargamer
    bargamer
    June 15, 2012, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    It’s spelled “eunuch.”

    I wonder what Elven Disco even SOUNDS like. o.O

    • Jea-Luc
      Jea-Luc
      June 15, 2012, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      A eunich is a female eunuch you know. Their lips are sealed so to speak.

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        June 15, 2012, 1:03 am | # | Reply

        No no, that’s a eunique. They’re quite rare.

        • Tachyon
          Tachyon
          June 15, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

          One suspects the elves have a, er… knapp for that. And likely some other implements…

          • coldelectrons
            coldelectrons
            June 15, 2012, 4:06 am | # | Reply

            Chastity Felt? or a Continence Chamois?

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              June 15, 2012, 5:37 am | # | Reply

              Now you’re just barking.

              • Ishmael
                Ishmael
                June 15, 2012, 8:30 am | # | Reply

                Some of the best puns happen when people go out on a limb! This one, knot so much.

              • coldelectrons
                coldelectrons
                June 16, 2012, 5:14 am | # | Reply

                I just go with the phloem, man.

    • Phil
      Phil
      June 15, 2012, 7:08 am | # | Reply

      I’m so sorry. The lettering has been sloppy as Hell lately and it’s no one’s fault but mine. Fixed now.

  5. Overkillengine
    Overkillengine
    June 15, 2012, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I get the rage now. Notice how most if not all that crowd is wood elf males? They are mad that scruffy human men keep stealing their women.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      June 15, 2012, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s a reverse of the normal fantasy world.

      Female elves find human males hauntingly beautiful, with their big muscles and, smooth hairy meat skin.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        June 16, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

        How is that the reverse of most fantasy worlds? There is a suspicious tendency for male human love of female elves to be well-and-truly requited.

        • plaintextman
          plaintextman
          June 17, 2012, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

          Eh well, the trope tends to be “elven women are sexy to humans”. Here things tend toward “human men are sexy to elves”.

  6. tecani
    tecani
    June 15, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Back you rowdy bloodthirsty elfish mob! Lest I use my leaf-on-a-stick on you!!!

    • Hardcover
      Hardcover
      June 15, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

      Don’t make him have a bad fur day. You wouldn’t like him on a bad fur day.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        June 17, 2012, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        I believe you mean a bad fir day.

  7. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    June 15, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing poor Fr’nj can’t see the forest through the trees … or lynch mob for that matter.

  8. Dustin
    Dustin
    June 15, 2012, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    Easy child says the dwarf with an arrow clearly drawn. One knock away and he’d be just as prepared for combat as Frigg.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      June 17, 2012, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

      I’d trust Gravedust to handle the situation wisely even when his weapons are drawn and ready. I wouldn’t trust Frigg to do the same, even when she has no weapons at all.

  9. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    June 15, 2012, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    Three guess as to who is still not getting healed. Although…based on how Kon’kr looks, Scip may want to see Fr’nj’s credentials first.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      June 16, 2012, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      Jeez, this spelling / lettering thing is getting contagious. Next thing you know, w e’ll have an outbrea k of bad kerning.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        June 16, 2012, 9:22 am | # | Reply

        Bravo, bravo. Subtle, man, subtle.

  10. centuriancode
    centuriancode
    June 15, 2012, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    By the way, a small correction: the tags say “Kn’Kr” while the page says “Kon’Kr”.

    • Phil
      Phil
      June 15, 2012, 7:09 am | # | Reply

      Thank you. Fixed.

  11. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    June 15, 2012, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    the difference between an angry mob and a rave is one Disco elf.

    • Oz
      Oz
      June 15, 2012, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Don’t forget Disco St’w

      • The Indomitable Eric
        The Indomitable Eric
        June 15, 2012, 11:18 am | # | Reply

        Disco St’w doesn’t adver’tz.

  12. Dove
    Dove
    June 15, 2012, 9:51 am | # | Reply

    I wish I had somewhere to go so I could say that at random. “TWO OF THE ‘NJ COMMAND YOU!” It just sounds like a lot of fun. XD

  13. zomg
    zomg
    June 15, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    TWO of the ‘NJ? Isn’t one New Jersey MORE than enough?

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 16, 2012, 2:13 am | # | Reply

      Only if your voice gives you super-strength.

  14. JarrysKid
    JarrysKid
    June 15, 2012, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    If Disco Elf is not named Dan’Cr, there is no Jst’Is.

    However, I will accept “Leg’Gi”, as well.

  15. Yinello
    Yinello
    June 15, 2012, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    I’m probably really late with this, but I need to say that I love how the Wood Elves actually make sense by looking like they are part of the forest. It’s always bothered me terribly whenever I saw forest Elves that have ivory skin, blond hair and velvet clothing because how the hell does that give you camouflage, you stick out like a lighttower in a dark night. So thank you for not going with that stereotype.

    • Zypher
      Zypher
      June 15, 2012, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Because most fantasy artists forget that gilly suits existed long before modern warfare (this is my theory as to how stereotypical Elves survived so well in the forest.) I do love the wood Elves in this comic, though. I love the rather unique concept of it.

  16. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    June 15, 2012, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    which one is Disco Elf?

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      June 16, 2012, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      The one in the ‘Staying Alive’ pose.

  17. hopeless
    hopeless
    June 15, 2012, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    Another quote from the book of Frigg!

  18. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    June 15, 2012, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    Kn’ker seems pretty sore.

  19. Schlock
    Schlock
    June 15, 2012, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

    I’m sure it’s just a matter of framing, but I notice we don’t see Bandit or Byron in any of today’s panels. Someone slipping around behind for a flanking attack of necessary?

    • Dustin
      Dustin
      June 15, 2012, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

      I love that your Gravatar seems so surprised by this.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        June 16, 2012, 6:21 am | # | Reply

        I love that your Gravatar is doing the flanking attack.

        • MoodyDK
          MoodyDK
          June 16, 2012, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

          I love that your gravatar is doing….what in Arthas’ name *is* your gravatar doing?

          • Andreas
            Andreas
            June 17, 2012, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

            Whatever it is, it’s finger-lickin’ good!

          • plaintextman
            plaintextman
            June 17, 2012, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

            Coldelectrons’ avatar does not cease to distract me.

      • Schlock
        Schlock
        June 18, 2012, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

        It’s startling to see someone in plate sneaking, is all

        • Schlock
          Schlock
          June 18, 2012, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

          Or…chain mail rather.

          • Andreas
            Andreas
            June 20, 2012, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

            Chainmail isn’t jangly, actually.
            The mail is securely fixed to a leather or cloth undercoat, and sometimes it’s hidden under an overcoat as well…
            Take a look at the webcomic Wayfarer’s moon, and go back a few weeks, they had a neat writeup of some very silent-looking chainmail.

  20. James Rye
    James Rye
    June 16, 2012, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    Done! Finally. Now to wait for the update~ <3

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      June 19, 2012, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      Sounds like you’ve just finished the archives crawl…
      Be careful now, you’ll get the bends for sure!

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