What do you do when the person you're in-love with is an anonymous romance novelist? Get your best friend to hire your worst enemy for help!
Goodbye to Halos
Valerie Halla
Cuddles, gay flirting, weird feelings, and magic-fueled knife fights - it's an adventure across the queer multiverse!
Kochab
Sarah Webb
A YA F/F fantasy comic about Sonya, a lost skier trying to survive a snowy wilderness and find her way back to her village; and Kyra - a fire spirit trying to fix the home that she let fall apart around her.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Widdershins
Kate Ashwin
A series of light-hearted Victorian-era adventure stories featuring grumpy bounty hunters, accidental thiefkings, and more, in England's magical capital city Widdershins!
Love Not Found
Gina Biggs
Abeille is on a quest to find someone who wants to do it the old-fashioned way in a time when touching has become outdated.
Headless Bliss
Clover
A story about story-telling, and other metaphysical themes such as Nightmares! (Failed) Teamwork! Comedy! And more!
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
How to be a Werewolf
Shawn Lenore
Malaya Walters was bitten by a werewolf as a child. After being raised by her human family, she faces the chance to learn what being a werewolf is really like as an adult.
Beeserker
TJ Cordes
This comic is about a robot powered by bees, but it's also about the kind of people who think filling a robot with bees is a good idea, and why they're wrong.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Missing Monday
Elle Skinner
Two girls fall in love through a magic door connecting their worlds. When Monday suddenly goes missing, it's up to Foyle to find her. How she's going to navigate an entirely unfamiliar world is another matter.
Alice and the Nightmare
Misha Krivanek
Alice finally attends University to learn to collect the dreams of humans, meet new friends, and deal with a pesky reflection along the way.
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
The End
August Brown, Cory Brown
Two aliens crash a sci-fi convention and accidentally take seven nerds on an adventure that spans the galaxy!
Star Impact
Jack McGee
A young, energetic woman fights her way up in the world of super-powered boxing after discovering the mighty gloves of her missing idol!
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Within
Verena Loisel
A young hitman meanders between a reality that seems to happen without him, and his dreams where he is lost in an endless house. When he makes an accidental friend, his world is shaken up and he realizes there are things he can't remember about himself.
Alexander, The Servant & The Water of Life
Reimena Yee
The 21st century retelling of the life and legends of Alexander the Great.
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Ride or Die
Mars Heyward
Ride or Die is an LGBTQ webcomic about two street racers who team up with a demon-possessed muscle car in the search for a missing woman, while being hunted by a deadly religious cult.
The Substitutes
Myisha Haynes
What happens when three roommates accidentally acquire otherworldly and powerful magic weapons destined for someone else?
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Quick$ilver
Crypto
The flirtatious, directionless, and ever disastrous Luci searches for excitement in a life of crime, and finds himself caught in a web of messy romance and bad blood.
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Astral Aves
Moon Cabal
A fantasy coming-of-age following the adventures of Astra The Black and friends, as they navigate the mysterious world around them. It's politics, adventure, and the supernatural; oh, and crazy hair.
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
Cassiopeia Quinn
Gunwild, Psudonym
A cute, pantsless thief is pursued across the stars by a buttoned-up military officer in the spacey, laser-filled future.
Trying Human
IntroducingEmy
Two women separated by over half a century are brought together by an alien-filled conspiracy involving murder, mystery and romance!
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
Monsterkind
Taylor C
Wallace Foster, a young, bright-eyed human social worker, has his entire world view rocked when he's suddenly relocated into a city primarily inhabited by monsters.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
The Forgotten Order
Christy
A young witch for whom every spell is a misfire finds solace and friendship in her new companion - a cursed doll.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Gzhel Guardian
Atla Hrafney, nushanchel
The Railway World is a complex, mysterious network of trains, towns and mechanical monsters. Leo is a Guardian of one of these towns, and although their burn-out and depression has taken hold of them, they have one last job to finish.
Scape
Lauren
Sula has always preferred to forge her own path, but before she knows it, she is pulled into the middle of a civil war between man and monster!
Aquapunk
Lo
In an underwater world of unknown coordinates, inhabited by aliens, ghosts, and robots, a young member of a warrior underclass is framed for a crime and goes on the run. Little does he know he is part of a grand design that only gods and ancestors could choreograph.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
The Last Diplomat
Cat Farris
Samma and Tark didn't ask to be stuck together, but now they're partners on the adventure of a lifetime.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
HELLO LADIES. LOOK AT YOUR WOOD ELF. NOW BACK TO ME. NOW BACK TO YOUR WOOD ELF, NOW BACK TO ME. SADLY, HE ISN’T ME, BUT IF HE STOPPED WORSHIPPING LADY-SCENTED DEITIES, HE WOULDN’T BE BURNING TO A CINDER IN THE ALL-CONSUMING FLAMES OF MY WRATH. LOOK DOWN, LOOK UP, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU’RE IN A FOREST CONSUMED BY THE GOD WHOSE SACRED FLAMES YOUR WOOD ELF WAS INCINERATED BY. WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND? I HAVE IT. IT’S THE ARM OF YOUR WOOD ELF GODDESS BEING SACRIFICED TO WAKE ME FROM MY DREAD SLUMBER. THE ELF GODDESS ARM IS NOW A MERE STICK BLAZING IN THE HEAT OF MY TERRIBLE POWER. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU WORSHIP THE FIRE LORD OF THE SAVAGE RACES. I’M RISING UP THROUGH THE EARTH.
Well, it seems some assume the elf was burned by tectonicus’ flame. Actually, as Tectonicus was not yet summonded, this shouldn’t be the case. And if you look at panel 1, you’ll see some kind of grenads flying, and on panel 2 one is exploding. Sorry, no flame from heaven (or hell or whatever Tectonicus’ place is), just plain war technology.
The English translation shows that the meaning is surprisingly fitting for Tectonicus:
Burning inside
with violent anger
Burning inside
with violent anger
[Sephiroth]
[Sephiroth]
REPEAT CHORUS
Fate – monstrous
And empty
Fate – monstrous
And empty
REPEAT CHORUS
Come, come, O come, (Glorious,)
Do not let me die (Noble)…”
The only changes I’d make (alas, if only I knew more than a speck of Latin) would be to (a) shorten the lines before the name by one syllable, to make room for Tectonicus being one syllable longer than Sephiroth; and (b) Maybe change ‘Do not let me die’. It seems kind of out of place with Tectonicus, who’s not an angel but a destroyer (well, although he does create ash and fertile soil…)
well now, looks like the bad guys never learn about summoning up what they can’t control. i will laugh so hard if they do summon that monster and it turns on THEM and not burn the elves.
i mean, when they summoned ragnaros up, it did not turn out well for the dark iron dwarfs either.
Huh, actually I forgot, but didn’t the Dark Iron Dwarfs summon Ragnaros by accident? My Warcraft lore isn’t great but my understanding was that the Dark Iron Dwarfs were losing the War of Three Hammers against the Ironforge and Wildhammer Dwarfs and tried a desperate spell to try and win the war…and ending up tearing Ragnaros from the Elemental Planes in the botched process.
you’re close, the dark iron dwarfs did summon Ragnaros in thinking they could swing a deal with him or at least aim his rampage at their foes. well it failed badly. the result was the burning stepps and searing gordge zones.
Tectonicus: “Yeah…about that. You’re not really my children. At the Mayan Calendar party your mother and I went to…well, I had one soul too many, and passed out…”
Some like it hot?
I figure only gravy and frigg-fragg have the dam(n)age output to even annoy that thing…
But Syr obviously plans to do science to it, so I guess annoying it will be useful too.
As it reads in his autobiography “Magma Carter”, he’s not just about the movement of the plates, he’s even more about the red hotness that makes them plates move.
The flow is getting a bit confusing, but is that Penk that Byron just kicked off that Rhinosaur? It looks like Byron just eviscerated the guy that was giving him orders a few pages ago. Maybe I’m just reading too much into things
Because SOMEBODY kept filling them with ranch dressing.
I’m not going to name names, but they know who they are. And they have only themselves to blame.
Gr’Zl… damn it. I had things to ask you. You have more experience with courting Wood Elves than I. Is a topiary in bad taste as a gift? What’s with all that sap, is that stuff safe? Is this rash normal?
I’m so mad…I just finished reading through 3 years worth of webcomic in two months (Slowwwwly enjoying it) and now I get to this latest page only to find I missed the 3 year anniversary page?! Last week! T_____T
Well, Gr’zl, that’s always the problem when you fan the flames of war.
well he’s really adding too much fuel to this fire if you ask me.
Old name: Gr’zl
New name: S’zl…. or Cinderfella
Down, down, down, in a burnin’ ring of fire
I spy, with my little eye, fire flying towards this guy.
FIRE IN THE HOLD
“Burn, baby !! Burn !!” *starts dancing*
FIIIIIIIIIIYA
“Fire in the Disco,
Fire in the…
Taco Bell!
“Danger, danger!
High…
VOLTAGE!!”
HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!
Oh no, not Tectonicus! I’d totally forgotten about him!
Oh, that doesn’t look good.
Do not call up that which you cannot put down.
HELLO LADIES. LOOK AT YOUR WOOD ELF. NOW BACK TO ME. NOW BACK TO YOUR WOOD ELF, NOW BACK TO ME. SADLY, HE ISN’T ME, BUT IF HE STOPPED WORSHIPPING LADY-SCENTED DEITIES, HE WOULDN’T BE BURNING TO A CINDER IN THE ALL-CONSUMING FLAMES OF MY WRATH. LOOK DOWN, LOOK UP, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU’RE IN A FOREST CONSUMED BY THE GOD WHOSE SACRED FLAMES YOUR WOOD ELF WAS INCINERATED BY. WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND? I HAVE IT. IT’S THE ARM OF YOUR WOOD ELF GODDESS BEING SACRIFICED TO WAKE ME FROM MY DREAD SLUMBER. THE ELF GODDESS ARM IS NOW A MERE STICK BLAZING IN THE HEAT OF MY TERRIBLE POWER. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU WORSHIP THE FIRE LORD OF THE SAVAGE RACES. I’M RISING UP THROUGH THE EARTH.
i think you EARNED a gold star for that one!
Excellence in its purest form right here. Mordecai wins the internet for today.
Do… do you have a brand of personal care products I can buy?
Define “personal care”.
Though I bet he sells space heaters, carbon paper, and charcoal :3
What’s that burning in the distance? It’s a stadium filled with all the world’s performers of That Thing You Hate.
Also, bravo.
I lol’d.
Platinum star maybe?
I don’t know if you can make a star out of slowclaps, but I’m willing to try for that.
How about an actual star? I’ll pick one for you and call it Gravedust.
‘Cos it’s a white dwarf.
Heh heh!
Well, it seems some assume the elf was burned by tectonicus’ flame. Actually, as Tectonicus was not yet summonded, this shouldn’t be the case. And if you look at panel 1, you’ll see some kind of grenads flying, and on panel 2 one is exploding. Sorry, no flame from heaven (or hell or whatever Tectonicus’ place is), just plain war technology.
A. Tectonicus is a fire god. Safe to say he considers any fire his fire, even if he wasn’t personally engaged in its creation in a given instance.
B. It’s a joke, and a call back to all the “auldspices” jokes in the comments when Gr’zl first made his appearance. Sperg less.
>”Sperg less.”
Hey now, that ain’t right. We don’t cotton to that kind of language around these parts.
*sigh* Apologies for my overly enthusiastic white knighting coworker. I’ll talk to him.
It’s cool, we just don’t get down with hatespeak around here.
As an autistic person, this is the first time I’ve encountered this slang.
Thank you for saying something about it, Phil.
As another, I’d not advocate making a thing out of it.
Mundies gonna hate. It isn’t a big deal. Bein sensitive will just get us burned.
ENTER….THE BEAST!
-sighs- It is at this time that I truly lament my lack of bardic skills to compose a homage of One-Winged Angel in Tectonicus’ honor.
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/One-Winged_Angel
The English translation shows that the meaning is surprisingly fitting for Tectonicus:
Burning inside
with violent anger
Burning inside
with violent anger
[Sephiroth]
[Sephiroth]
REPEAT CHORUS
Fate – monstrous
And empty
Fate – monstrous
And empty
REPEAT CHORUS
Come, come, O come, (Glorious,)
Do not let me die (Noble)…”
The only changes I’d make (alas, if only I knew more than a speck of Latin) would be to (a) shorten the lines before the name by one syllable, to make room for Tectonicus being one syllable longer than Sephiroth; and (b) Maybe change ‘Do not let me die’. It seems kind of out of place with Tectonicus, who’s not an angel but a destroyer (well, although he does create ash and fertile soil…)
well now, looks like the bad guys never learn about summoning up what they can’t control. i will laugh so hard if they do summon that monster and it turns on THEM and not burn the elves.
i mean, when they summoned ragnaros up, it did not turn out well for the dark iron dwarfs either.
TOO SOON, HARKY!
Huh, actually I forgot, but didn’t the Dark Iron Dwarfs summon Ragnaros by accident? My Warcraft lore isn’t great but my understanding was that the Dark Iron Dwarfs were losing the War of Three Hammers against the Ironforge and Wildhammer Dwarfs and tried a desperate spell to try and win the war…and ending up tearing Ragnaros from the Elemental Planes in the botched process.
you’re close, the dark iron dwarfs did summon Ragnaros in thinking they could swing a deal with him or at least aim his rampage at their foes. well it failed badly. the result was the burning stepps and searing gordge zones.
Oh, things look bad for the home team, folks…
Tectonicus fumed, “I SO hate,
My fine china”, as his meal he ate
“The dishes all snap
And then overlap
Just because they’re Tectonic plates!”
Heehee.
good one. i smiled.
Tectonicus: “Yeah…about that. You’re not really my children. At the Mayan Calendar party your mother and I went to…well, I had one soul too many, and passed out…”
Hm…did it again. I guess session cookies aren’t getting cleared in my browser.
Some like it hot?
I figure only gravy and frigg-fragg have the dam(n)age output to even annoy that thing…
But Syr obviously plans to do science to it, so I guess annoying it will be useful too.
“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
“and their plan is simple… they kill the elves.”
“its not about killing the elves, its about sending a message”
That message being “Die”
When life gives you Tectonicus, make Tectonicuscous.
Gold Star.
Gnoll: EARTH!
Troll: FIRE!
Avian: WIND!
Shark: WATER!
Goblin: HEART!
Tectonicus: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM… WELL, JUST FIRE, REALLY! ::::)
Thank you. That’s the first thing I thought of looking at panel 4.
we DID start the fire, it was always burning.
Why is Tectonicus the god of fire and not earthquakes?
Might be. We dunno.
Kinda both. More detail about Tectonicus to come in later pages!
Because Dubsteponicus and Technonicus were already fighting over that title.
As it reads in his autobiography “Magma Carter”, he’s not just about the movement of the plates, he’s even more about the red hotness that makes them plates move.
Did I miss the glass slipper and pumpkin coach?
STOP HAVING MY GRAVATAR.
Ha. What. Bravo
Dagnabbit… that was supposed to be a reply to biggmac
Why thanks! *blushes*
The flow is getting a bit confusing, but is that Penk that Byron just kicked off that Rhinosaur? It looks like Byron just eviscerated the guy that was giving him orders a few pages ago. Maybe I’m just reading too much into things
It is not Penk.
If you’re ever unsure of character names, just check the tags.
Ah, thanks
do auraugu and tectonicus get tags for this page?
Yes, Auraugu should have gotten a tag. Tectonicus will not. Yet.
IT’S A PUPPET.
Chuckietonicus?
yet? (thoughts go wild with possablity) did you just tip your hand Mr. Phil? or is Tectonicus not going to make a full appeance just yet?
He hasn’t made what I’d consider a full appearance on this page. Hence no tags.
That’s all I’ll tell you.
does tectonicus’ forehead get a tag for this page?
‘Fraid not.
Looks like he has stop and drop down, but will he remember to roll?
My god! Why did we pick today to ban those damned water pistols!?
Because SOMEBODY kept filling them with ranch dressing.
I’m not going to name names, but they know who they are. And they have only themselves to blame.
It wasn’t me! I filled *mine* with BBQ SAUCE! (mmmmyummy)
I fill my water pistols with K-Y and superglue.
Gr’Zl… damn it. I had things to ask you. You have more experience with courting Wood Elves than I. Is a topiary in bad taste as a gift? What’s with all that sap, is that stuff safe? Is this rash normal?
Exactly!
All you need to know is that her bark is worse than her bite.
I’m so mad…I just finished reading through 3 years worth of webcomic in two months (Slowwwwly enjoying it) and now I get to this latest page only to find I missed the 3 year anniversary page?! Last week! T_____T