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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Well, Bert, three would be too many.

Chapter 23 – Page 16

on May 23, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 23
└ Tags: Braggadocio, Colonnus, E-Merl, Frigg, Lectrus, Rendar, Scipio, Sundar, Tamara
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 23, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Arms-ho!

  2. biggmac
    biggmac
    May 23, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Wait – shouldn’t it be “to legs”, and THEN when they get there, “to arms”?

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      May 23, 2013, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Not for Bert.

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      May 23, 2013, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      Well, Tamara is definitely a feet first kind of adventurer,

      • SleepingD
        SleepingD
        May 23, 2013, 3:27 am | # | Reply

        If this starts a pun thread someone should really learn to put their foot in their mouth…

        • zero
          zero
          May 23, 2013, 8:01 am | # | Reply

          well we’re pretty good about knowing when to toe the line. Just hope these guys had time to heel up since their last encounter.

          • Chris
            Chris
            May 23, 2013, 9:27 am | # | Reply

            Brag really know how to put his best foot forward! Look at him go!

            • MichaelHaneline
              MichaelHaneline
              May 23, 2013, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

              Can I just say that E-Merl’s illusion being good enough to fool the blind monk is really quite a feet of spellcasting?

              • Guesticus
                Guesticus
                May 23, 2013, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

                That’s because when he is not getting shot down by a Friggist and falling down deep holes he makes his living as a ventriloquists dummy

                • coldelectrons
                  coldelectrons
                  May 23, 2013, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

                  His opening line there should have been “Silence! I keel you!”

              • coldelectrons
                coldelectrons
                May 23, 2013, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

                The monk is certainly impressed. She’s giving him a roundhouse kick of applause.

  3. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    May 23, 2013, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    To Arms! To Arms!
    It’s time to cause some harm!
    To Arms! To arms, to arms, to arms!

    • Charleson Mambo
      Charleson Mambo
      May 23, 2013, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Very nice, but how does the rest of Fightopia’s anthem go?

      • Fenlander
        Fenlander
        May 23, 2013, 4:27 am | # | Reply

        To arms! Two arms!
        To wield two swords!
        To fire one bow,
        to cast some wards!

        Fightopio fights
        for adventurer’s rights.
        So ready your arms,
        two arms! To arms!

        • Saskyou
          Saskyou
          May 23, 2013, 7:45 am | # | Reply

          Catchy

        • Prof Tatori
          Prof Tatori
          May 23, 2013, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

          love it! a truly inspired piece my good sir

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          May 24, 2013, 9:49 am | # | Reply

          Someone needs to set it to music of summich

          • Plaintextman
            Plaintextman
            May 28, 2013, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

            I somehow failed to repress my creative urges and did just that! I know sharin it here is silly beyond words, but what the hell, it was huge fun making. After reading your comments I grabbed my bass and worked out a melody and meter, and then composed some harmony for it and even (gasp!) sang into my mic. Tweaked and mixed it all together in Audacity. I was reluctant to include my voice because I barely ever sing and know how bad such an unpracticed voice can sound, but did so anyway because there was no other way I could make the lyrics audible. Before a ferocious pack of second thoughts pounce on me, I present to you all: http://www.qfpost.com/file/d?g=CssatVIqQ

  4. My2Cents
    My2Cents
    May 23, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Looks like E-Merl is also good a illusions, and knows when to use them.

    And what is that guy in the last panel going to be field testing?

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      May 23, 2013, 5:48 am | # | Reply

      E-Merl seems really dejected on that page, like he doesn’t give a care about whatever happen.

      Is that the birthing of E-Mo ?

    • Kwaj
      Kwaj
      May 23, 2013, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      I was assuming E-Merl’s blank face was an illusion cue.

      So, I guess Blind Chick doesn’t have blindsense? Odd that the illusion fooled HER.

      • Obakeinu
        Obakeinu
        May 23, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

        Why an illusion? E-Merl’s main aspect is air… why not a ‘flesh to air’ spell, thus negating a physical attack?

        Now *that* would be way cooler than a mere illusion spell…

      • Schneidend
        Schneidend
        May 23, 2013, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

        It has an auditory component. She’s not deaf. In fact, since she likely guides her attack based on sound, an illusion with an auditory component might be even MORE effective against her.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      May 23, 2013, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      SWORD-CHUCKS

      Bert will be the wield-tester.

  5. Sir Exal
    Sir Exal
    May 23, 2013, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    Wait–I wasn’t listening. How many arms do we need?

    • Chris
      Chris
      May 23, 2013, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      As many Harms as possible of course!

  6. Somnovore
    Somnovore
    May 23, 2013, 2:24 am | # | Reply

    Um… anyone else notice the musical axe wielding, long haired, pointy-eared individual in the last panel?

    • CM
      CM
      May 23, 2013, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      He/she could very well be someone inspired by Best. He had an awful lot of admirers and I wouldn’t be surprised if at least some adventurers imitated his style.

      • Chantelune
        Chantelune
        May 23, 2013, 4:40 am | # | Reply

        Crap, do you think that’s another Shit Elf ?

    • Tim
      Tim
      May 23, 2013, 4:28 am | # | Reply

      That’s probably the mysterious Lectrus from the tags.

      • Loki
        Loki
        May 23, 2013, 7:00 am | # | Reply

        Actually, I think the mysterious Lectrus is one of the new characters in the forefront of Panel 2: So either lantern-holder, or Mr. “To arms!”.

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          May 23, 2013, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

          No, Mr “To Arms!” looks like that Collonus The <strikeCollostomybag Convivial (the guy who was wearing the medal and telling Brag to shake his pudge because Rendar the Cultist was getting ready to start his cultist planning

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            May 23, 2013, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

            Oops! Didn’t notice Collonus was tagged, so Leactrus probably is the lantern-wielder (not to be confused with the lantern-welder)

            Umm, just why is he walking around outdoors with a lantern in the middle of a sunny day?

            • Loki
              Loki
              May 23, 2013, 3:04 pm | # | Reply

              “Umm, just why is he walking around outdoors with a lantern in the middle of a sunny day?”

              I think he’s a reference to ancient-Grecian Diogenes, in particular Diogenes’ Lamp: “He used to stroll about in full daylight with a lamp; when asked what he was doing, he would answer, ‘I am just looking for an honest man.’ Diogenes looked for a human being but reputedly found nothing but rascals and scoundrels.” (from his Wikipedia page)

  7. beige
    beige
    May 23, 2013, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    goddamnit E-merel, this is why you don’t try and talk to people

  8. phaye
    phaye
    May 23, 2013, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    There seems to be a tribble on Colonnus’ chest….

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      May 23, 2013, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      Relative of yours? :D

  9. PlaintextMan
    PlaintextMan
    May 23, 2013, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Why does nobody ever have a Silence spell ready for situations like these? If I were Bandit, I’d dual class just to be able to cast dat thang!

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      May 23, 2013, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      Ahhh… because the good guys have spell-casters in their ranks… and most spells like that have an AoE.

      Besides… would *you* trust Bandit with magik?

      • PlaintextMan
        PlaintextMan
        May 23, 2013, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

        Well, I’d already have to trust Bandit with two daggers, some throwing knives, insane acrobatic ability, and her sharp wit — dangerous things all — so might as well add some magik into the mix ;) I usually take silence to have this unwritten disclaimer: “CAUTION! Positioning of party members at the time of casting is critical! The battle (heck, the war) will likely hinge on whether party mages are caught within the AoE of the silence spell or not.” I’ve suffered some hilarious massacres in some games just by botching a silence cast, but I’ve had equally hilarious times slaying some very powerful wizards whom I’ve caught off guard with it. And that’s what charms me so much about it: silence is like the most volatile, explosive but also most effective thing you could use in an engagement with speaking spellcasters. And then it also has the occasional stealth use. Anyway, if silence existed in the GA universe, our heroes would only need to keep Fr’Nj and Gravy out of the AoE, something I think they pretty much do anyway (Merl’s magic doesn’t seem to rely on speech, he’s a versatile badass like that). I’ll stop my smartassery now :P

  10. Veggieburrito
    Veggieburrito
    May 23, 2013, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    Methinks our intrepid heroes might be slightly outnumbered here.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      May 23, 2013, 9:41 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but most of these guys reclassed to “mook” when they formed Fightopia. No biggie.

  11. Oshi
    Oshi
    May 23, 2013, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  12. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    May 23, 2013, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    Three arms! Four arms! Five arms!

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      May 23, 2013, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

      SOLD! to the gentleman with the countless limbs!

  13. ralanr
    ralanr
    May 23, 2013, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    I like this engineer more and more

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      May 23, 2013, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, the Cultist? The one who seems overly calm about the danger?

  14. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    May 23, 2013, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    Wow! 2 wild ____ appear and they scream “AMBUSH!!!” (not the wild ____ doing the screaming, they seem calm enough) Overreact much?

  15. Loki
    Loki
    May 23, 2013, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    I’m finding myself somewhat smitten with Colonnus. The open shirt isn’t hurting. (Looks like he has leathery and very tanned skin though, which is a drawback. Unless he just has an orange hue? Been eating lots of carrots?)

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      May 24, 2013, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      Or maybe he’s just a very tall, very old Oompa-Loompa

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