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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Things Frigg Rejects: Poison, Authority, Candy Crush Invites.

Chapter 26 – Page 19

on October 14, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 26
└ Tags: Blair, Frigg, Hestia, Scipio
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  1. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    October 14, 2013, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I love how Rachel’s just like “GIVE ME THAT!” as she snatches Hestia’s wrist. I’m kind of hoping for a ka-armbreaker. Blair can’t be the only one who gets to pull those sorts of maneuvers.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      October 14, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      “Give me that, and you can have THIS!!!”

      To the moon, Hes. *BAM* To. The. MOON!!

  2. Snowblind
    Snowblind
    October 14, 2013, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Oooo… the rarely seen reverse headbutt!

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      October 14, 2013, 9:30 pm | # | Reply

      I think that would be a butthead.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        October 14, 2013, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

        So, where is Beavis then? o_O

  3. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 14, 2013, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    It’s time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRuqjSpIwM8

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      October 14, 2013, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

      Uncensored (for those who feel censorship is the evils)

      Was looking for the Mr. Bean version, but then realised he did Elected :P

  4. Marchosias
    Marchosias
    October 14, 2013, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Kiddies – it’s time to get religion. Come closer to my face.

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      October 14, 2013, 4:24 am | # | Reply

      This meeting with their icon went pretty messiah, don’t you think ?

      • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
        Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
        October 14, 2013, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

        “Alright, I’m the Messiah !”

        “HAIL, MESSIAH !”

        “Now, FUCK OFF !!”

        • Phil
          Flo
          October 14, 2013, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

          “… How shalt we fuck off, O Lord?”

          • Marchosias
            Marchosias
            October 14, 2013, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

            “… then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

            • Speedy
              Speedy
              December 14, 2018, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

              Frigg: “Half-decent bang. Cleared the cobwebs, at least. Same time, next week?”

    • DeePseudonym
      DeePseudonym
      October 14, 2013, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

      Well, every good religion needs a purge from time to time.

  5. Loyal
    Loyal
    October 14, 2013, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    I really have to wonder where on earth Hestia is keeping all these things.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      October 14, 2013, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      Or Blair, rather. I admit I’m nun too familiar with their names yet.

      • Big Bro Kamina
        Big Bro Kamina
        October 14, 2013, 4:53 am | # | Reply

        You are just being convent-ional really.

        • Big Bro Kamina
          Big Bro Kamina
          October 14, 2013, 4:56 am | # | Reply

          If anything you are merely making good abbots.

      • Gristle McNerd
        Gristle McNerd
        October 14, 2013, 11:35 am | # | Reply

        That’s alright, just don’t make a habit out of it.

      • PlaintextMan
        PlaintextMan
        October 14, 2013, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

        She’s obviously competent at fighting dirty; I wouldn’t be surprised if the inside of her cloak is lined with all sorts of really nasty things.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          October 14, 2013, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

          Kinky.

          • PlaintextMan
            PlaintextMan
            October 15, 2013, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

            Well, you know what they say about repression…

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    October 14, 2013, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Holy Gastric Juice attack, it’s the “Vertical-Charlie” maneuver! Also called the “Up-Chuck”

    • zomg
      zomg
      October 14, 2013, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

      In other news, I HAVE FOUND MY NEW CHARACTER ICON

  7. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    October 14, 2013, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    You don’t fuck with the gladiator king, Blair.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      October 14, 2013, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Unless your name is Fr’Nj.

      • Kishimobot
        Kishimobot
        October 14, 2013, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

        Ha!

  8. kenneth
    kenneth
    October 14, 2013, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    I am so in love with panel 2.

    • Tazman3002
      Tazman3002
      October 14, 2013, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

      I know! XD Even the goat is staring wide eyed thinking “Holy shit!”

  9. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    October 14, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Frigg: I never thought I’d actually use that special attack.

  10. Karishi
    Karishi
    October 14, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Note to self: Use final panel as actual reply to Candy Crush invites.

    • Jeanne628
      Jeanne628
      October 14, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      BRILLIANT. I never know what to do with those damn things (apparently ignoring them does NOT make them go away).

    • SleepingD
      SleepingD
      October 14, 2013, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Myself I eagerly await for that one to come up as a random gravatar.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        October 14, 2013, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

        We can only hope.

  11. mudfoot
    mudfoot
    October 14, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Uhhhmmmm….

    Exactly how does Frig know what the clap burns like?

    Oh wait…. Best.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      October 14, 2013, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      Chosen hero with all his majesty and money but the elf was too cheap to buy a couple sheepskins it seems.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 14, 2018, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

        Best bought the sheepskins, but the ewe was like, “No way!!!”

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      October 14, 2013, 3:48 am | # | Reply

      Presumably she has a sexual history before the events of series. I really doubt Frig kept her pants on until she met Best.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        December 14, 2018, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

        Best gave her a belt, and she was like, “Oh! That’s what those loops are for!”

  12. Jet
    Jet
    October 14, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Pffffffffffffffffffffff! Frigg! Now with Rage Barfing Action!

    • Jet
      Jet
      October 14, 2013, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      Also…try to imagine the button combo say if she was in a marvel vs capcom type game? For rage barf?

      • Amarikah
        Amarikah
        October 14, 2013, 3:50 am | # | Reply

        (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start)

        …

        (B, L, A-A-A-A-A, R, G, H)

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          February 19, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

          As if the Konami Code would work in a Capcom game. ¬_¬

    • Atomsk42
      Atomsk42
      October 14, 2013, 7:02 am | # | Reply

      Frigg: The Clapzerker!

  13. alurker
    alurker
    October 14, 2013, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    The goat-thing in panel two is killing me. :D

    • Theodemus
      Theodemus
      October 14, 2013, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      I concur.

  14. foducool
    foducool
    October 14, 2013, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    oh my god
    call an exorcist!

  15. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    October 14, 2013, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Note to self: rewrite description of Poison Resistance in homebrew rules.

  16. ThePuck1
    ThePuck1
    October 14, 2013, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure why, but the little red head sister scares the religion out of me. This can only end in tears. And vomit. Lots of vomit.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      October 14, 2013, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

      You mean Blair? Yeah, she seems to be the only competent fighter (at least on the ‘enemy’ side) we have seen

  17. Saskyou
    Saskyou
    October 14, 2013, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    Scipio, that’s not how you make girls kiss you! Also, it’s totally the wrong place… Gosh, you’re so pathetic!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      October 15, 2013, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

      Considering that she’s using a garrote on him, Scipio would probably prefer she shift her kisser *lower* by about 2-1/2′

  18. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    October 14, 2013, 4:13 am | # | Reply

    As we Germans say: Alles raus was keine Miete zahlt (everything out that doesn’t pay rent)

  19. NorthernDruid
    NorthernDruid
    October 14, 2013, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    note to self: Remember that move in case i’m ever garrotted in a roleplaying game….

    or much less likely in real life. <.<

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      October 14, 2013, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

      Is a common move, with the added Scipio sting: he doesn’t just drive his head back, he pulls their head forward (bet everyone thought he was reaching back for the rop in the first panel, that’s what Blunt-nosed Blair thought as well :P)

  20. Messenger
    Messenger
    October 14, 2013, 6:58 am | # | Reply

    I. LOVE. PANEL. 2. :-D I love the bug-eyed surprise/horror/shock expression this comic uses.

    And thank you, Scipio, for demonstrating the right time to use a reverse headbutt.

    • Chris
      Chris
      October 14, 2013, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      No one ever expects the REVERSE HEADBUTT!

      Scipio is an excellent warrior.

    • Mrknifey
      Mrknifey
      October 14, 2013, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      what do you mean? its ALWAYS time for a headbutt, especially the reverse headbutt!!

      kinda like its always time for melee attacks in FPS games ;D

  21. flevine
    flevine
    October 14, 2013, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    So the judgement of spiritsbane is sexual frustration, venereal disease, jaundice, and a hangover?

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      October 14, 2013, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

      Well, remember that the last time Frigg was tortured, she let one loose from the other end if I recall correctly.

  22. Denita TwoDragons
    Denita TwoDragons
    October 14, 2013, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VomitIndiscretionShot

    • Marchosias
      Marchosias
      October 14, 2013, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

      And there goes my evening… *linkslinkslinkslinks*

      • Denita TwoDragons
        Denita TwoDragons
        October 14, 2013, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

        TV Tropes is a bad habit. But a *GOOD* bad habit. Unless your food is burning because you just…have…to…read…some more… ;-)

        • Speedy
          Speedy
          December 14, 2018, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

          No. No. TV Tropes is the, “I wish the baby would shut up. The bathwater can’t be that cold, yet.” kind of bad habit.

  23. zomg
    zomg
    October 14, 2013, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    AAAH

    • Denita TwoDragons
      Denita TwoDragons
      October 14, 2013, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      Dude you’re splattering on my screen!! EWWWW!

  24. Amarikah
    Amarikah
    October 14, 2013, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    She thinks she’s

    • Amarikah
      Amarikah
      October 14, 2013, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      doing this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/27139bcb9a74aeb69f73b2a588cf6037/tumblr_mgvyxjzGIU1rdwgcso1_500.gif

      Accursed HTML tags.

  25. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    October 14, 2013, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    Quake 3 Arena announcer voice: “CH-CH-CH-CHUNDER!”

    • Denita TwoDragons
      Denita TwoDragons
      October 14, 2013, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      You made me LOL, which is awesome. Your Avatar made me LOL even more, which is really awesome. And the fact that I heard “CH-CH-CH-CHUNDER!” in Kryten’s voice…? Really really REALLY awesome. :-D

  26. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    October 14, 2013, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think Frigg is making a great first impression on these sisters.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      October 14, 2013, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, she is totally re-converting them to the Order of the Frigg (possibly as her personal body-‘servants’, hopefully)

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        October 15, 2013, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

        If that’s Frigg’s idea of what a Baptism is, I don’t wanna join…

  27. Timelost
    Timelost
    October 14, 2013, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

    Something so deadly, so astoundingly lethal as to render any hope of survival nothing but a fool’s dream.

    The toxin really never had a chance.

  28. Benedikt
    Benedikt
    October 16, 2013, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    There seem to be some great avatars on this page… obviously the last panel containing one of them.

  29. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    February 19, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    … CORRUPTED BLOOD!

  30. dragon8writers
    dragon8writers
    August 18, 2015, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    NO ONE CAN STOP HER.

    I wonder if any of the sisters have figured out the “voice” she hears…

  31. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 14, 2018, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    “… And, that’s when her eyes turned yellow, and she spewed some kind of ectoplasm, and we knew we had to flee for our very lives, ’cause somehow, we’d gotten ourselves mixed up in a demon worshiping cult!“

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