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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

All right, fine, jeez, just do it already!

Chapter 27 – Page 24

on November 25, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 27
└ Tags: Carol, HR
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  1. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    November 25, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    “All stories are, sooner or later, about blood.”

    • Vladimir Zhivanevskaya
      Vladimir Zhivanevskaya
      November 25, 2013, 1:40 am | # | Reply

      Or in this case, severed body parts.

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      November 25, 2013, 2:38 am | # | Reply

      It’s always got to be blood. Blood is life. It makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead.

    • Endoperez
      Endoperez
      November 25, 2013, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      Hogfather, by Pratchett?

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 25, 2013, 1:56 pm | # | Reply

        Yes.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      November 25, 2013, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      “We’re more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.”

    • n
      n
      November 25, 2013, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

      “Supplies are plentiful. We have enough food and drink to last 30,000 years, although we have run out of Shake ‘n’ Vac”

    • pfooti
      pfooti
      November 25, 2013, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

      We’re more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 25, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, here comes the dlc…

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      November 25, 2013, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Worst pick up line ever!
      Well, third worst.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        November 25, 2013, 1:22 am | # | Reply

        Well, if you don’t mind waiting my pants will be on sale soon.

        • Red
          Red
          November 25, 2013, 6:58 am | # | Reply

          Pants, half-off! Limited time only!

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            November 25, 2013, 9:18 am | # | Reply

            Soiled ex-shelf stock, absolutely must go! Before they leave on their own!

  3. biggmac
    biggmac
    November 25, 2013, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    It’s time for Señor Vorpal Kickasso to defeat HR and his purple tie familiar.

    • snowcow
      snowcow
      November 25, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Ooh, cross-comic connection caught. I concur.

    • Téléphone banane
      Téléphone banane
      November 25, 2013, 7:52 am | # | Reply

      Indeed. :-) I support that too.

  4. QuotableRaven
    QuotableRaven
    November 25, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Poor Carol, how deep into it is she really?

    Also, I sense more tubes will soon be in use.

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      November 25, 2013, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      Deep enough to learn how to force choke Mrs. Longnose, I hope.

      • alicemacher
        alicemacher
        November 25, 2013, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

        Let’s please not start up that kind of talk again, ‘kay? (The “wishing death on Shanna” bit. I don’t care about the nose thing. :) )

  5. CapnRis
    CapnRis
    November 25, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, so Carol’s the only thing keeping HR sane(ish)?

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      November 25, 2013, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      The one thing most people need to accomplish something terrible, is to have someone there to share their opinion.

  6. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    November 25, 2013, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    OK it was Ferris’ missing arm that made her puke. Guess she ain’t gonna tell him, not right away. He is wearing a solid tie again, this doesn’t look good. Any way looks like Carol is down for the struggle.

    • mrknifey
      mrknifey
      November 25, 2013, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      i’l be honest, i think more likely the state of the body than the missing arm specifically, despite what she’s saying here. i doubt she truly paid enough attention whilst disposing of a head-beaten workmate to be “oh, the arm is missing…how horrible” about it all:D

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        November 25, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

        There’s a huge difference between, “Oh, I had to kill a guy to protect our secrets. Help me bury the body,” and “By the way, I also chopped off and kept a piece. For reasons and future uses.”

        Very different degrees of, “What have I gotten myself into?”

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        November 25, 2013, 10:19 am | # | Reply

        Also a big difference in the gore levels involved when the body is still intact vs. the alternative.

    • Phil
      Flo
      November 25, 2013, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, the tie was a continuity error on our part. One we wouldn’t have noticed if not for you, so thanks!

      Hit refresh and see the return of the stripes.

  7. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    November 25, 2013, 3:15 am | # | Reply

    HR has his tie. And now that Carol is up for the position of co-demiurge, it’s time for her to get her own signifier. I say, bright green lipstick.

    • Softy
      Softy
      November 25, 2013, 3:53 am | # | Reply

      Carol’s has had a signifier all along. The problem is that it’s sepia coloured, so nobody could tell.

      • Psyrn
        Psyrn
        November 25, 2013, 9:33 am | # | Reply

        I concur! I sense a purple neck scarf in the works unless of course purple is HR’s IME in which case bright green might work.

  8. shadyofgreenwood
    shadyofgreenwood
    November 25, 2013, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    Not sure why Carol is carrying a Med-kit?(to put the arm somewhere?)

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      November 25, 2013, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      Considering what happened last time he ‘needed’ her? She came prepared

    • Chris
      Chris
      November 25, 2013, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      Obviously HR wants a newer, faster, stronger, less hairy arm.
      Soon there will be many arms… many limbs.

  9. gromire
    gromire
    November 25, 2013, 4:12 am | # | Reply

    all roads lead some where but it is the roads to hell that are most often paved with good intentions.

  10. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    November 25, 2013, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    HR, who are you trying to convince that you’re really broken up about Ferris’ death? If it’s “nobody,” then you succeeded.

  11. Commiekeebler
    Commiekeebler
    November 25, 2013, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Why does HR need a severed arm to arm wrestle a digital world running amok back into submission?

    Him rolling up his sleeves in panels 1 and 2 can’t be a coincidence.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 16, 2018, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

      H.R.’s computers use ARM processors.
      Advanced RISC (reduced instruction set computer) Machine

      https://www.arm.com
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARM_architecture

  12. Torint
    Torint
    November 25, 2013, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    Aw, Carol doesn’t think the arm is cute? I think he’s adorable! I will hug it and squeeze it and name it George.

    • Glich
      Glich
      November 26, 2013, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

      aww… i was gonna name it Ferris…

  13. zomg
    zomg
    November 25, 2013, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    One arm is only the beginning – eventually they’ll be … countless?

  14. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    November 25, 2013, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    Has no one else commented on the fact that H.R. suspects her? Panel 3 isn’t exactly subtle.

  15. James Rye
    James Rye
    November 25, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

    “Let’s bring some wonder back into the world.”

    That’s secret code talking for “let’s make babies, honey”, right?

  16. Seggs
    Seggs
    November 25, 2013, 11:33 am | # | Reply

    so, are they, like, gonna make a baby?(!)

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      November 25, 2013, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

      Because that would be the babe with the power.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        November 25, 2013, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

        What power?

        • Seggs
          Seggs
          November 25, 2013, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

          the cult of the countless limbs doesnt appear to have a diety (yet?) so its probably similar to a natural religion.

          im guessing the power would be something like voodoo magic

          • HURRDURP
            HURRDURP
            November 25, 2013, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

            You Almost got it right. Almost.

            • Seggs
              Seggs
              November 26, 2013, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

              the correct response was “who do?”

  17. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    November 25, 2013, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    Aha. Stuttering, pauses… Looks like Carol, her pushing Shanna away notwithstanding, still has doubts about her beloved H.R. and his Better Godhood for a Better Tomorrow project.

  18. Thinker
    Thinker
    November 25, 2013, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

    Huh. Weird. This little conversation reveals that Ferris’s body was not quite in the state I thought it was. I thought HR sawed him up to pieces to make him ‘compact’….

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 16, 2018, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

      Nah. Ferris risked life and limb, to satisfy his curiosity. He lost one of each.

  19. Runic
    Runic
    November 25, 2013, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    Back to the Sepia world already? I hope it doesn’t stay there too long this time.

    • HURRDURP
      HURRDURP
      November 26, 2013, 6:29 am | # | Reply

      I find your lack of interest in sepia world to be disarming.

  20. Thinker
    Thinker
    November 25, 2013, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

    Kinda wonder… That sleeve roll frame. Did HR transplant Ferris’ arm onto himself with his *Magic*? Probably reeeeally jumping to conclusions but it seems an odd focus.

  21. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    November 26, 2013, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Second panel, Carol is thinking “Please don’t kill me and chop me into little pieces!”

    Last panel: they just need to bump hips, why aren’t they bumping hips

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