Did you rifle through a magazine to find these puns? They seem to be very narrow in scope, being all about guns. ‘Round here, we prefer puns with a bit of variety. The chamber of commerce put clips on T.V. promoting it, even. Pun-monotony leaves you a shell of a man- there’s more safety in variety. Now, I know you all think you’re a barrel of laughs, but really. Puns here can range from shots at Shanna’s grin to cracks about the store guy’s shirt. I’m just not going to let this slide; you guys need to bite the bullet and give up these wooden stock puns about firearms. I mean, really. Aim a little higher.
It’s the teeth detail more than anything else. It’s why teeth are never detailed in most drawings of people smiling; showing them is always creepy if you compare them to photographs.
This is so true and so odd. Does noting each individual tooth remind us too much of animals for comfort’s sake? Or is it too jarring to have black lines note the separation of each tooth? I don’t know.
That last panel makes me want to jam an undeserving, squealing animal into a meat-grinder to make my stomach feel better. Just… Ergh… I can’t look at it.
That’s the best way to get out of any sales pitch
“Would you like fries with that?”
“Does it make pretty corpses?”
and include that smile. Always include that smile
Dat Smile.
Ammo gunna spare you the puns.
Good. I’m on a hair trigger when it comes to lowly puns.
Me too. They make me rifle through my hair.
Just a wild shot in the dark here – I think that’s a threat.
Did you rifle through a magazine to find these puns? They seem to be very narrow in scope, being all about guns. ‘Round here, we prefer puns with a bit of variety. The chamber of commerce put clips on T.V. promoting it, even. Pun-monotony leaves you a shell of a man- there’s more safety in variety. Now, I know you all think you’re a barrel of laughs, but really. Puns here can range from shots at Shanna’s grin to cracks about the store guy’s shirt. I’m just not going to let this slide; you guys need to bite the bullet and give up these wooden stock puns about firearms. I mean, really. Aim a little higher.
Bravo, good sir. Bravo. You are a crack shot at puns.
I agree…It looks like Brigand Brigade is right on target here.
that just blew me away…such a serious spray of puns…really, you wound me.
Guns.
Ammunition doesn’t seem to be doing a good job at keeping the puns at bay.
Mayhaps if one had something into which to load and fire it.
EMBRACE THE PUNS MAN
I brace myself when I see them coming.
Homophonic voyeur.
Pentatonic Major.
This is going to suck.
I want Shanna’s face from the last panel as my icon.
Don’t we all?
I’m rather happy with this one.
True; Better to have a landshark than an icon with far too many teeth.
Waitaminute…
I think I’m most unnerved by broadness of her grin, along with the fact that I only see one line of teeth there.
That last panel is terrifying.
It should be included as example for “creepy” in the dictionary.
It’s the teeth detail more than anything else. It’s why teeth are never detailed in most drawings of people smiling; showing them is always creepy if you compare them to photographs.
This is so true and so odd. Does noting each individual tooth remind us too much of animals for comfort’s sake? Or is it too jarring to have black lines note the separation of each tooth? I don’t know.
Lady, if you want “pretty corpses” you should probably start with someone other than him.
It can make pretty corpses, but it’s not easy making corpses pretty.
Which is why morticians get paid for what they do.
You’ve got to respect a guy with the guts to be his own business’s mascot.
B:TAS JERVIS TETCH? WHY ARE YOU TALL AND CROSSDRESSING AS A FEMALE REPORTER?!
I see where you went there…Right into Arkham Asylum, via a route through Wonderland.
… Baby Cakes from China Illinois?
That last panel is like the anti-Mona Lisa. Grotesque and disturbing.
The second to last panel is basically the same thing, except it’s him instead of her.
With that smile, she knows how to take care of herself.
I know you intended to be creepy, Shanna, but that’s just too much.
Gun shop owner shocked to learn that purpose of gun is to produce corpses
Actually, he’s probably very aroused.
Probably has more to do with the fact that Shanna is being freakin’ creepy. That is not a question you want to hear from anyone about anything, ever.
It’s not the question that’s upsetting…It’s the ANSWER to that question.
A look that suggests the next thing she’ll do is ask him to call a coin toss…
PF-9: guaranteed to leave your victims looking better dead than they did alive.
Damn! She not only has a nose, she also got teeth the size of tombstones!
That smile! I want to be able to smile like that!
I mean, with a smile like that, you probably don’t even need a gun!
I would also hope you’d have no need of friends either…A smile like that won’t get any for you.
I am a heavy weapons guy… and these are mine weapons.
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to stock this armory… for twelve days.
Can we get a deal on those two-hundred dollar custom tooled cartridges if we buy in bulk?
God I love Shanna
There’s something unsettling about a person who can reveal their entire top row of teeth when they smile…
The trick is to smile with your nose.
I don’t have enough nose to do that trick!
(Also, perfect avatar for that advice)
That last panel makes me want to jam an undeserving, squealing animal into a meat-grinder to make my stomach feel better. Just… Ergh… I can’t look at it.
That seems like a poor joke to make in a gunstore. Poor guy’s probably not in a position to treat that as harmless.
You know, I didn’t think of it that way. Yikes!
…That’s a pretty darn creepy face.
…For both of ’em, honestly. Teeth poppin’ out all over the place.
In that last panel she’s beautiful, just absolutely stunning…
…in that going to walk around in your skin sort of way.
You know, Shanna, this is the kind of thing that makes people remember you when the bad guys come looking for you.
Shanna Thornberry
BLARRGHAHAHHH, SMASHIN’
Nigel’s sister? We never did get to see his side of the family, did we?
That’s the best way to get out of any sales pitch
“Would you like fries with that?”
“Does it make pretty corpses?”
and include that smile. Always include that smile
Dat Smile.
Don’t have to say anything, just smile, keep smiling until they cry
Oh my god, her face in the last pannel looks like the mad hatter in batman the animated series!
Heyyyy!! This guy is my avatar!!!
G-ghu-uh-hh-h-h… Last panel gives me the shiver-shudders…
SMASHING!
Jokes aside, though; that’s probably not something you joke about when purchasing a gun? Or, I mean, I imagine so.
She could’ve just said, “Please show the cops my face on the security video, next time they come here asking questions about a murder.”