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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Such fuss over such a small morsel.

Chapter 30 – Page 20

on April 21, 2014
Chapter: Chapter 30
└ Tags: Bandit, Goblaurence, HAMMERHEAD, Rana
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  1. Acrox
    Acrox
    April 21, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Heh.

    Jaws belt.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      April 21, 2014, 2:37 am | # | Reply

      Where do these artists think of stuff like that?

      • JeffEpp
        JeffEpp
        April 21, 2014, 3:52 am | # | Reply

        Well? Go ask them!

        • Grenaid
          Grenaid
          April 21, 2014, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

          HEY, ARTISTE! WHERE *DO* YOU THINK OF STUFF LIKE THAT!

  2. CorrTerek
    CorrTerek
    April 21, 2014, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Oh hey, he did what people were saying he should do. I guess it was just a matter of finding something sufficiently hard to smash her against?

    Also, is Bandit trying to verbally control him in that first panel? I can’t remember if she tried that in the other page or not.

    • Arrkas Zek
      Arrkas Zek
      April 21, 2014, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      Whoa snap they did listen. No more Bandit. Too bad he had to go and wreck what appeared to be a fully functioning Axe-Mech to do so. Still, more than just a dumb bruiser. Now Hammerhead: watch out for ambushes, the enemy is never dead till you see the red of their insides!

      • Catbus
        Catbus
        April 21, 2014, 8:04 am | # | Reply

        NOW I HAVE A PAIR OF AXES.

        HO. HO. HO.

        — HAMMERHEAD

      • Aslandus
        Aslandus
        April 21, 2014, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

        Meh, the axe mechs don’t look like they would do much against warriors on foot anyway…

        It looks like a formation-breaker, meant to pierce battle lines rather than kill soldiers (ie: not very useful where it’s sitting)

    • nemui
      nemui
      April 21, 2014, 5:14 am | # | Reply

      What, the ground didn’t seem hard enough for him? Or was rolling around like some sort of… land… canine too undignified for the berserker?

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        April 21, 2014, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

        So, fall down on his back, likely lodging those daggers deeper Into him and exposing himsel to attack from anyone nearby?

        • nemui
          nemui
          April 21, 2014, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

          Makes more sense than running around until he finds a war machine to slam against. That must have lodged those daggers in just as deep as the ground would have.

  3. Ein the Super Doge!
    Ein the Super Doge!
    April 21, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    I get an itching suspicion that maybe he just wanted her to get off his back?

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      April 21, 2014, 1:42 am | # | Reply

      He sure has a finny way of showing it.

      • Ganurath
        Ganurath
        April 21, 2014, 2:05 am | # | Reply

        He didn’t have any advisors nearby to flotsam better options by him.

        • tejón
          tejón
          April 21, 2014, 4:51 am | # | Reply

          Oh dear, I sense a leviathan pun thread forming…

          • Chris
            Chris
            April 21, 2014, 9:17 am | # | Reply

            Oh don’t be so shallow about it all.

            • Webmetz
              Webmetz
              April 21, 2014, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

              Yeah, coral your negativity and kelp a upbeat attitude

              • MidnightDStroyer
                MidnightDStroyer
                April 22, 2014, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

                Bandit disappearing like that…Hammerhead senses something fishy going on here.

  4. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    April 21, 2014, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    I felt the Bandit fans’ respective bums clench like a disturbance in the Force.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      April 21, 2014, 1:47 am | # | Reply

      Aw, come on, it was time for her to get bashed. She’s never faced death with the team before. Except for her trifurcation by Byron. And her nearly buying the farm from an unfairly amped up Auraugu. Waitaminit. Yes, as a Keynes lover, consider my sphincter slammed shut!
      Except that there’s no body, and she’s the slipperiest guildie around.

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        April 21, 2014, 2:01 am | # | Reply

        Yep. Bandit is quick and agile.

        I figure she pulled the red lever about the time he started turning.

        • Aslandus
          Aslandus
          April 21, 2014, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

          But did she leave her daggers in his back? It could be good or bad for her depending on whether he just slammed them pommel-deep into his lungs, and whether she finds herself in a combat scenario before she has access to some new cutlery

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      April 21, 2014, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      Nah, that axe maching thing loos way too clean for Bandit to not have escaped somehow. Either that or even the way she die is cute and clean. So no, not worried about her. her cuteness will conquer all ! *o*

      • Quin
        Quin
        April 21, 2014, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

        All of you think Bandit escaped some way. Personally I think it looks just like what you see. She quite literally vanished. You think the Main Characters/Non NPCS are the only ones with a few special tricks. They all “died” and came back yet Bandit gave a quick “reason” for her survival. Her disappearing act is properly linked to how she survived her “Death” back at the ring.

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          April 22, 2014, 5:09 am | # | Reply

          > All of you think Bandit escaped some way. Personally I think it looks just like what you see.

          These aren’t mutually exclusive…
          Last time Bandit died there was a body. (It may not have been in one piece, but it was there.) How she got back is still a mystery, admittedly. (Even if I’m still wondering about the five graves here: chapter 9, page 24 – Gravedust (1), Byron (2), Frigg (3), Syr’Nj (4)…)

  5. Bob
    Bob
    April 21, 2014, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    So he ran across an entire battlefield to smash her against that thing when he could have just did a forward roll? Clearly these baddie heroes are suffering from the typical Hollywood bad guy sense of the dramatic. ;D

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      April 21, 2014, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Note that he also wrecked one of his own team’s hackers.
      If we give HAMMERHEAD the benefit of the doubt, we could figure that dumping her in the middle of his army even if she gets off is not a great spot for her. Battlefields are pretty bad places for rogues – even if they survive, they’re usually surrounded by low-importance targets.

    • MDude
      MDude
      April 24, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

      I figure he might have failed an int check. He’s smarter than the other landsharks, but that says very little, and they might have to do some extra rolls regardless of their score, which leaves room for fumbling them.

  6. Thomas
    Thomas
    April 21, 2014, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    The absence of squished Bandit makes me cheer, the absence of non-squished Bandit makes me fear.

    She has earned bragging rights for destroying a tank with nothing but a landshark.

  7. OamuTheMonk
    OamuTheMonk
    April 21, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    …wouldn’t an impact that severe have driven those daggers into his internal organs like tentpegs? They’d be jagged, twisted corkscrews in his upper thoracic.

    • Vermicelli
      Vermicelli
      April 21, 2014, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      You’d think so, assuming she didn’t take them with her. Also, how’s his dorsal fin now?

    • Schneidend
      Schneidend
      April 21, 2014, 5:06 pm | # | Reply

      He’s also a giant shark. Jaws didn’t give a shit about multiple harpoons in his back. HAMMERHEAD isn’t going to give a shit about blades barely six inches long in his back.

      • OamuTheMonk
        OamuTheMonk
        April 21, 2014, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

        Those harpoons weren’t fired into Jaws with enough force to crumple and burst flush-riveted iron plate. They wouldn’t be “in his back” they’d be ricocheting around his organ village in jagged fragments.

        …yeah, she undoubtably took them with her.

  8. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    April 21, 2014, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    [Bandit left the channel.]

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    April 21, 2014, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Eject, eject!

    She obviously did.

  10. Washbourn
    Washbourn
    April 21, 2014, 5:48 am | # | Reply

    God, oh god….I have a horrible flash of him turning around and us getting a view of a smashed bandit on his back. Please let that not happen.

    • Jürgen Hubert
      Jürgen Hubert
      April 21, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

      Nah. If Bandit had been squashed, there would be more blood and bits on the indention he had left on the tank.

      • Karishi
        Karishi
        April 21, 2014, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, I was actually surprised there wasn’t more of, like, HIS blood on the tank. I assume it was left clean so that there’s no ambiguity about whether she was actually smushed.

        There is also the possibility that she’s glitchy; that her death respawns her elsewhere.

  11. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 21, 2014, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    Tank, meet Tank.
    Tanks a lot.

  12. Jim
    Jim
    April 21, 2014, 8:24 am | # | Reply

    Hammerhead is so cool. Just sayin’…

  13. Aslandus
    Aslandus
    April 21, 2014, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    Bandit was really quick to press that respawn button wasn’t she?

  14. DeePseudonym
    DeePseudonym
    April 21, 2014, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    No Guts, No Glory…

    I expect Bandit to pop up where least expected and do the time honored Gnomish Crotch Poke (there was this one Rogue, back in the name, named Pungo or something, who would kill every damn one of us every damn time just by hiding in the worst places, then BOING! stunstabstunstunstabstabstabstun /ded…, he was kinda legendary.)

    Never underestimate a gnome. They’re no small matter.

  15. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    April 21, 2014, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    “Player Bandit_Keynes has logged out”

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      April 21, 2014, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      “You cannot enter another battleground or arena instance for fifteen minutes”

      • Nyzer
        Nyzer
        April 21, 2014, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

        what, I put in “”, why did it not show Deserter

        THIS MAKES ME ANGRY

        IF WE LET THEM TAKE OUR DEBUFFS HOW LONG BEFORE WE LOSE EVERYTHING GASTONIA STANDS FOR

  16. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    April 21, 2014, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    He isn’t smart. He’s lucky. If she hadn’t pulled the daggers out and lept free, he’d have driven them right into his own upper chest. At the angle, if the shoulder blades didn’t stop the daggers, chances are major organs would have been destroyed.

    I understand why he didn’t stop drop and roll with so many enemies around him to pounce him while prone. But driving his full weight onto dagger tips is crazy. Scraping from side to side would have torn muscle but at least the vitals would have been safer.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      April 21, 2014, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Knife in the back, pushed all the way in?
      It’s HAMMERHEAD. He can take it.

    • Aslandus
      Aslandus
      April 21, 2014, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

      I just looked up shark anatomy, it looks like the organ he’s most at risk of rupturing is the liver or stomach (assuming land sharks have shark anatomy and aren’t just really freaky humans). Both would likely kill him eventually, but it would take several hours and a healer could probably fix him easily since it’s a fantasy world.

      Also, from that grimace in the fourth panel… It looks like Bandit might not have taken her daggers with her…

  17. Paddy
    Paddy
    April 21, 2014, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Personally, I really hope that “this” doesn’t work. Or at least, that it doesn’t do more than some token damage to an airship.

    The narrative expectancy is so high that it should, but I just don’t want the genocidal invading army that laid waste to the wood elves to win this battle. Good (or, at any rate, “less bad”) guys need a win.

    • Aslandus
      Aslandus
      April 21, 2014, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, it wouldn’t be much of a plotline war if the attackers got stopped at the first blockade… That said, it would be a shame (albeit an impressive achievement) to see such lovely airships get blown up by birds with makeshift rockets on their backs…

  18. BanditoWalrus
    BanditoWalrus
    April 21, 2014, 10:24 pm | # | Reply

    Not sure why Byron thinks of HAMMERHEAD as a berserker, nor why he thinks that fighting HAMMER is like fighting himself “at his worst”. No Byron. At your worst you’re a team-killing psychopath with no regard for your own life. HAMMERHEAD may fight wildly and fiercely, but he’s notable level-headed and calculated the actions he takes.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 21, 2018, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Well, he did run away from his fellow champions, and smashed the only axe-tank that we’ve seen, so far. He could’ve thrown himself against the fortress wall, possibly damaging it, instead.

      By getting rid of the axe-tank, himself, he removed one of the dirigibles’ biggest targets, freeing them to bomb a bunch more rebel troops.

      Of course, as someone said, he now has some giant axes to fight with, so hopefully that means a one-on-one axe battle with Byron.

  19. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 21, 2018, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

    Next page, HAMMERHEAD lets out a blood curdling scream. His eyes roll back in his head. His knees tremble. And, just before he collapses, Bandit pops out from under his kilt, holding a bloody dagger in one hand, and a whopper of a trophy in the other. Dx

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