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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Seriously, why didn't he just stick everyone in the Phantom Zone and send off the projector with a detailed explanation?

Chapter 38 – Page 2

on July 15, 2015
Chapter: Chapter 38
└ Tags: Carol, HR
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  1. Dave
    Dave
    July 15, 2015, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    That’s fantastic until Disneysoft takes over, finds this room, and unplugs everyone at once.

    • Grenaid
      Grenaid
      July 15, 2015, 3:33 am | # | Reply

      Yyyyeah except magic, which we’ve seen him use. Maybe unplugging doesn’t work any more?

      • Chris
        Chris
        July 15, 2015, 8:35 am | # | Reply

        I’m starting to think that the tubes are teleporters and D’s magic did in fact create another world.

        Leave your body behind.

      • Dave
        Dave
        July 15, 2015, 9:36 am | # | Reply

        Yyyyeah I failed to account for magic. :x

    • BFletch651
      BFletch651
      July 15, 2015, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      Are you kidding? Disney has dozens of rooms like this one.

      • Solbet
        Solbet
        July 15, 2015, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, Disney would bring in their IHM (in-house mage), he’d probably take one look around, scoff, and go “Wow this HR guy is a real noob.”

        • Aslandus
          Aslandus
          July 15, 2015, 7:52 pm | # | Reply

          “Everyone knows you put the skull in front of the middle tube and put the books near the desk. And why don’t you have a feeding tube set to take water from the water fountains? Did you expect them to digest food with the amniotic goo?”

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 15, 2015, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

        • Speedy Marsh
          Speedy Marsh
          February 24, 2019, 3:41 am | # | Reply

          I am legit scared to click the Next Page button…

          “I can show you the world, Carol.”

          “In your tighty whities, HR? WTF?”

          “A whole new world
          With new horizons to pursue
          I’ll chase them anywhere
          There’s time to spare
          Let me share this whole new world with you

          A whole new world (A whole new world)
          A new fantastic point of view
          No one to tell us no
          Or where to go
          Or say we’re only dreaming…”

      • Aloriena
        Aloriena
        July 16, 2015, 6:56 am | # | Reply

        He’ll Disney would make a movie out of it. And really they probably wouldn’t waist a major mage on it one of the assistant mage could probably clean this up in about an hour.

        • Aloriena
          Aloriena
          July 16, 2015, 7:00 am | # | Reply

          Stupid phone I meant Hell now stop messing with my posts.

        • Phil
          Flo
          July 16, 2015, 11:25 am | # | Reply

          Again, Disney’s experience with assistant mages is not so good.

          • Aloriena
            Aloriena
            July 16, 2015, 9:51 pm | # | Reply

            Well not that one he’s still at the apprentice stage. They will probably send a journeyman assistant.

      • ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
        ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
        July 19, 2015, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

        walt himself slumbers within one. waiting for death itself to die.

    • ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
      ⁣LKJLKJHLKJH
      July 19, 2015, 11:32 pm | # | Reply

      they’d do it too

  2. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    July 15, 2015, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    “…I really, really should’ve listened to Shanna.”

    • Rolan7
      Rolan7
      July 15, 2015, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

      At this point, I wonder if she’s even having regrets like that. She earned this… for better or worse.
      (Well, obviously worse. But only obvious to us from outside.)

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        July 16, 2015, 7:31 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, she’s earned her intended fate. I don’t find it to be a coincidence when HE’S talking about his “only loved one” & I see the initial setting-up of TWO more tubes there…

        …Even more disturbing (to me, anyway) is that neither of those two new tubes are ready yet, but he’s still talking about his “loved one” while standing there nearly naked…

  3. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    July 15, 2015, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Because the Phantom Zone was a place of hellish torment where they’d been sending their criminals for years?

    His secret hideout’s looking a lot cleaner than it has been.

    • Flimflamberge
      Flimflamberge
      July 15, 2015, 5:52 am | # | Reply

      Better to be briefly sent to Hell with a means of getting out than to just be straight up dead.

  4. Bo Lindbergh
    Bo Lindbergh
    July 15, 2015, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I bet you thought HR couldn’t get any more creepy.

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      July 15, 2015, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      At least the fact that he’s kept his underwear on for his plea to Carol makes it hilarious-creepy instead of “pass the brain bleach” creepy.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        July 15, 2015, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

        As usual, the boss takes Causual Friday too far…

        • Andreas Geisler
          Andreas Geisler
          July 15, 2015, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

          And, I’m a troll. I am allowed to mix “casual” with “causal”.
          #dontdothisathome

          • HandwashBigpan
            HandwashBigpan
            July 15, 2015, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

            Causual Friday: a weekly event that causes employees to become more casual.

            • Aloriena
              Aloriena
              July 16, 2015, 7:04 am | # | Reply

              Unless they are related to management who cares about how they present themselves and the company. Then they get stuck in business “casual” while everyone else is running around in tee shirts and yoga pants.

            • John
              John
              July 16, 2015, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

              Causal friday – the one day a week when I pretend that my actions actually matter :P

              • MidnightDStroyer
                MidnightDStroyer
                July 27, 2015, 10:05 am | # | Reply

                Causal Friday – the one day a week when what you do even has any effect whatsoever.

          • l33tninja
            l33tninja
            July 16, 2015, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

            “Causual” sounds like the British version of casual. Maybe you’re British?

  5. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    July 15, 2015, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    What I want to know is, where the heck was the goram Green Lantern Corps? You’d think that they’d care about a dangerously unstable Krypton.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      July 15, 2015, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      They sent Tomar Re to take care of it, but he got caught in a supernova trying to shave some time off of his trip there. He recovered swiftly enough to get to Krypton and watch it explode.

      • Rune
        Rune
        July 15, 2015, 11:36 am | # | Reply

        Is that cannon? I just checked wikipedia, and apparently it is, and Krypton was located in sector 2813, which is of course “next door” to space sector 2814, Earth’s Sector. I suppose either Krypton is closer to Earth than we have been led to believe, or GL Space Sectors are much larger. Or maybe a little of both, couples with Krypton having fairly low tech in space travel technology compared to some FTL societies in the DCU.

        • Ishmael
          Ishmael
          July 15, 2015, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

          It was canon a few years ago. After the Nu52, who knows?

          And Green Lantern sectors are huge. Our galaxy, remember, is 100,000 light years across and averages about 1,000 light years in thickness. It’s a big freaking pancake.

          There’s 3,600 sectors covering that. Three thousand, six hundred slices of a pie that’s one hundred thousand light years across and a thousand light years thick. Assuming they all have a wedge shape of equal size, that’s 28 light years (rounded up) for each sector.

          There are 53 star systems within a 16 light year radius of our solar system. I forget why I looked this up, but it was a fun factoid.

          Another fun factoid: When the Superman radio series came on, Kal-El was launched from Krypton as a baby and exited his space ship as a fully grown man in his twenties. It’s probably pure accident, but it does fit the idea that, if his ship were going exactly the speed of light during the entire trip and didn’t fall into a wormhole, it’d take twenty-something years for him to show up on Earth.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            July 15, 2015, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

            Assuming they all have a wedge shape of equal size, that’s 28 light years (rounded up) for each sector.

            Hmm. The Rao system is 28 light years away from ours (revealed specifically in Action Comics (current series)…#11, IIRC…when Superman visited Neil Degrasse Tyson to see the light from Krypton’s explosion). Assuming both systems are near the outer edge of the galaxy, that puts them in approximately the same point relative to the rest of their sectors…

  6. Devlerbat
    Devlerbat
    July 15, 2015, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Awww, that would be so sweet if HR wasn’t obviously insane.

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    July 15, 2015, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    “Carol, I’m stripping because to make the trans-world jump we must be naked – like in (i)Terminator(/i). Also to jump together we must fool the transporter into thinking we’re one body, so we should embrace tightly for the trip. Now, let’s practice our technique on my desk.”

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      July 15, 2015, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Make that Terminator

  8. DS
    DS
    July 15, 2015, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Welp, that escalated quickly. First, you’re burying the dead bodies for him and next thing you know, he’s declaring his love while in his underoos before he stuffs you into a tube to join him in an MMO. So romantic *sniffs, dabs tears*

    • Obakeinu
      Obakeinu
      July 15, 2015, 9:55 am | # | Reply

      It’s too bad for Carol that she’s past the point of of replying “Ahhh… no thanks, I’ll take a pass on that.”

      Then again, she’s wearing flats… which should increase her running speed.

    • Rolan7
      Rolan7
      July 15, 2015, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

      To be fair, “loved one” doesn’t have to mean that. If he was confessing that kind of love, I don’t think he’d be in that underwear. I think he just trusts her, and is comfortable being unkempt around her.

      • l33tninja
        l33tninja
        July 16, 2015, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t think he even KNOWS that he’s only wearing undies

    • Aloriena
      Aloriena
      July 16, 2015, 7:32 am | # | Reply

      Well from the context of the “where we can be gods,” part or his ramblings I think he wants to turn her into a goddes.

  9. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    July 15, 2015, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    I take it that good old HR skipped the “sexual harassment in the work place” video

    • FoolishOwl
      FoolishOwl
      July 15, 2015, 1:32 am | # | Reply

      Carol watched it for him.

      She’s probably regretting that now.

      • cliffmonster
        cliffmonster
        July 15, 2015, 11:34 am | # | Reply

        We are going to a new world, a world where we don’t need pants!

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          July 15, 2015, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

          I don’t see a ton of spare undies drying on a clothesline down in that basement, if you catch my drift…ewwwww

        • HandwashBigpan
          HandwashBigpan
          July 15, 2015, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

          With blackjack! And hookers!

        • David Liao
          David Liao
          July 15, 2015, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

          HR is going full Walter White it seems.

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            July 16, 2015, 7:37 am | # | Reply

            He’s definitely more than half way to a Full Monte…

            • CredulaPostero
              CredulaPostero
              July 18, 2015, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

              And if you look closely, you can see his Python!

      • Aloriena
        Aloriena
        July 16, 2015, 7:06 am | # | Reply

        And apparently he did not read the notes shrimp took for him.

        • Aloriena
          Aloriena
          July 16, 2015, 7:10 am | # | Reply

          She. I really need to remember to use the stylus.

  10. Karishi
    Karishi
    July 15, 2015, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure why – probably the underpants – but for some reason today’s Dedalus seems like he’d be played well by David Duchovny.

    • Insufferable Nerd
      Insufferable Nerd
      July 15, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

      Now that you mention it, he does have that sort of Duchovny brand of almost-crazy about him.

      • Nathanyel
        Nathanyel
        July 15, 2015, 9:56 am | # | Reply

        Neither is “almost”.

        • cliffmonster
          cliffmonster
          July 15, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

          You guys just want to see Duchovny in his tightie whities.

          • Deoxy
            Deoxy
            July 15, 2015, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

            Cliffmonster, you got the PERFECT avatar for that today.

            Actually, all the avatars in this particular little thread are amazingly good for the comments. Time to see what mine is…

            • l33tninja
              l33tninja
              July 15, 2015, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

              So if that is the Book of Avatars that Gravy is reading, then I guess Deoxy’s avatar is perfect, too.

          • Korbl
            Korbl
            July 16, 2015, 2:33 am | # | Reply

            I wouldn’t object to seeing Duchovney in tighty whiteys, but I’d rather without.

  11. Skatie
    Skatie
    July 15, 2015, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Should’ve gone with boxer briefs, HR.

    What’s the ginormous book on the desk behind them?

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      July 15, 2015, 1:52 am | # | Reply

      If I had to guess, I would say its his spell book.

      • Obakeinu
        Obakeinu
        July 15, 2015, 9:59 am | # | Reply

        It’s standard kit for any crazed genius dabbling in magic… an enormous Book of Doom. :p

        • Connie
          Connie
          July 15, 2015, 10:48 am | # | Reply

          I have several of these in my house. One of them even has a circle of magic stones that lights up when you flip a hidden switch. Good times, good times.

        • Korbl
          Korbl
          July 16, 2015, 2:37 am | # | Reply

          Where the hell is mine?

          Did the post lose my shit again?

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 15, 2015, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      thats the book he used to summon Homon

  12. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    July 15, 2015, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    We shore seen this coming. HR’s been hinting about this for a long time. Ball is in your court, Carol. Strip down to bra and panties of RUN. RUN. RUN LIKE HELL.

    • grenli
      grenli
      July 15, 2015, 3:08 am | # | Reply

      “Let me slip into something more comfortable.”
      Slips into car. Starts engine. Drives like mad.

      • Overkillengine
        Overkillengine
        July 15, 2015, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

        Protective custody probably sounds pretty comfortable right about now.

  13. Armagrodden
    Armagrodden
    July 15, 2015, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the Almost Naked Man. Works two out of three times.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 15, 2015, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      “what are you doing…?!”
      “…Birthday suiting up?”

  14. Random Whatever
    Random Whatever
    July 15, 2015, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Wonder what color the new tubes are gonna be.

    • Soren
      Soren
      July 15, 2015, 6:09 am | # | Reply

      Judging by the colours of the tops of the tubes, Purple/Magenta for one and Gray/Black for the other.

      • Kate from Iowa
        Kate from Iowa
        July 15, 2015, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

        Given that HR’s tie has always been purple we know that’s his, but what color will Carol be? I kind of doubt they’ll leave her sepia, after all, Gravedust is already brown. And it probably won’t be grey, Frigg already has grey. The light’s not on in hers yet at all (oh, god it’s going to be pink, isn’t it?)

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          July 16, 2015, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

          It will be the color of Pad Thai

    • Catbus
      Catbus
      July 15, 2015, 6:46 am | # | Reply

      You can see: purple and sepia.

  15. Helianthus
    Helianthus
    July 15, 2015, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Ok, one almost naked mad occultist, inviting his trustee sidekick in the basement, where two open “tubes” are waiting to be filled. I can do the maths.

    I can imagine some ways for HR to activate the tubes after having hooked-up himself inside. I just hope he thought it through. It may prove difficult to reach out outside of the tube’s confine and throw a switch he has forgotten about.

    ——————-
    “Jor-EL was a loser”

    Eh, he was not some corporate magnate, just a state scientist (err, OK, that could count as “loser”).
    He has to work within the limits of his allotted resources. If the Krypton council’s planned budget cuts had hit any sooner, his rocket would have been so small, there would have been room only for his canary.

    ———————
    @ Dave

    “until Disneysoft takes over, finds this room, and unplugs everyone at once.”

    Maybe the guy who will be sent is a MMO fan who will instead take over HR schemes.
    Fast forward 50 years in the future, when Starbuck buy over Disneysoft, and find 3000 (occupied) tubes in the building. Passive-aggressive rogue A.I. (with cute turrets and nerve gas) as a bonus.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 15, 2015, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      well, at least all 3000 of them are still alive

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      July 16, 2015, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      Super Bird would be a way better comic than Superman.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      July 16, 2015, 7:45 am | # | Reply

      “He has to work within the limits of his allotted resources.”

      Jor-El had to use his own private resources & keep the whole rocket project as secret as possible. Depending on whether you’re referring to to the pre-Crisis, Silver Age DC Jor-El (space travel was banned by Science Council Law), or if you’re looking at post-Crisis Jor-El (the Eradicator made space travel biologically impossible for Kryptonians), then there were very good reasons why he could only send out one small infant.

  16. Fenlander
    Fenlander
    July 15, 2015, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    I thought HR wanted to get those 5 out of the tubes which is why he keeps trying to kill them in the game.
    Has he changed his mind and if he can’t beat them he’s going to join them?

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      July 15, 2015, 5:42 am | # | Reply

      If he wanted to get them out of the tubes, all he would have to do is break the glass.

      He never wanted to free them. He wanted to control them. He wanted to control everything.

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        July 15, 2015, 6:54 am | # | Reply

        My understanding was that originally, he wanted to get them out ALIVE and return them to their families because a cover-up for five missing people can probably get sort of expensive. But as failure after failure to safely disconnect them from the system piled up, he began to change his view of what the reason for why they could not be brought back was.

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          July 15, 2015, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

          His original plan, as I understand it, was to magically insert people INTO the game, as he did, during the Beta testing. Then, to market the greatest RPG experience ever. Unfortunately for him, he couldn’t get them out, so he resorted to manipulating the game to detriment of non-tubed players. That didn’t work. During all of this, his latent megalomania (or whatever) blossomed and he started to think of himself as the god of the people in the game, players and NPCs. So his plan has morphed since he started out and now he is over the cliff and falling.

  17. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    July 15, 2015, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    Not sure this setup would survive glaciers or nuclear armageddon.

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      July 15, 2015, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

      Well, even if the room did survive, the power source wouldn’t unless it was a direct geothermal tap.

      Last I heard, they aren’t in Iceland. ;)

  18. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    July 15, 2015, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    I notice that one of the tubes is purple, the same color as HR’s magic necktie.

    The other one is not colored. I don’t think it’ll be getting connected to Arkherra. I think it’s for something else. Even if he tells her that he wants her to join him, I think he has another plan.

  19. zero
    zero
    July 15, 2015, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    HR just needs to start losing his hair to get the whole ‘Breaking Bad’ analogy to work.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 15, 2015, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      “youre worried about making it into a PUG for the global raid event… I AM the global event.”

  20. Bryan
    Bryan
    July 15, 2015, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Saw it coming.

  21. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 15, 2015, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    I predict this is how all youtubers will eventually end up.

    • Chris
      Chris
      July 15, 2015, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      Reverse Matrix?

  22. Bonnie
    Bonnie
    July 15, 2015, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Welcome to the Machine.

  23. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    July 15, 2015, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Walter White got his hair back!

    • Dotcom
      Dotcom
      July 15, 2015, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      B….but… It won’t be “Breaking Bald” anymore! (seriously, the number of bald people in that show is amazing).

  24. Dotcom
    Dotcom
    July 15, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh, snap! I see two prepped tubes! I think Carol is about to experience more than she signed up for.

  25. Obakeinu
    Obakeinu
    July 15, 2015, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    Hmm… Carol’s lack of reaction to HR’s state of undress implies much, IMO.

    • Loyal
      Loyal
      July 15, 2015, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      “Same shit, different day”?

  26. tjk
    tjk
    July 15, 2015, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    HR has gone Heisenberg

  27. Connie
    Connie
    July 15, 2015, 10:47 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh. Two empty pods…

  28. l33tninja
    l33tninja
    July 15, 2015, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    Well, at least he cleaned up the joint

  29. Kenbobb
    Kenbobb
    July 15, 2015, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    One assumes that near nudity is in order to keep fibers, etc. from gunking up the liquid, not to provide modesty or contain “emissions”.

    So why the heck would you send yourself into perpetual floatiness wearing tighty-whiteys? Can’t the Corp spring for a flattering shorty wetsuit or some other liquid-friendly garb with a little more style?

  30. the fey
    the fey
    July 15, 2015, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

    wait… we’ve seen HR in Arkerra (the ARK in Arkerra has taken a new meaning with his latest spiel), but which character is Carol? Assuming she goes along with it.

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      July 15, 2015, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

      so is this a flashback then, do you think? I was trying to figure out how he extricated himself.

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 15, 2015, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

        For point of clarity:

        The HR that is currently bopping around Arkerra is a clone made from his blood and Ferris’ arm named “Homon.”

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          July 15, 2015, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

          ooooohhhhh. That makes sense. Am I that dumb that I didn’t get that from reading the comic? Maybe I’ll go back and re-read the arm part…

          • l33tninja
            l33tninja
            July 16, 2015, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

            ok, re-read the arm part. I get it now. I guess I wasn’t paying close enough attention to what actually happened in that scene. The purply stuff distracted me. Or that alt-text…

  31. Aazen
    Aazen
    July 15, 2015, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    Mostly naked with two empty tubes? I’d say this escalated rather quickly. But it was coming all along wasn’t it?

  32. wolfpax
    wolfpax
    July 15, 2015, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    “Carol, where are my paaaaaants?” *insert canned laughter here*

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      July 15, 2015, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      HR does kind of look like Emmitt, if Emmitt were way older with a moustache and glasses…But Carol looks nothing like Wild Style in any universe.

      • HandwashBigpan
        HandwashBigpan
        July 15, 2015, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        That’s because Emmet’s face was so generic it matches every other face.

        • l33tninja
          l33tninja
          July 16, 2015, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

          Hey! Emmet was a unique person! He looks like only himself and no one else!

  33. Timelost
    Timelost
    July 15, 2015, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    Case in point, Jor-El wore underpants outside his pants, I have eliminated pants from the equation completely.

    Official Phil Kahn Gold Star

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      July 15, 2015, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

      *slow clap*

  34. Deoxy
    Deoxy
    July 15, 2015, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I’ve always thought Jor-El was an idiot. Hello, space-faring race? Why haven’t you ALL moved to Earth, (or the moon, or Venus, or Mars or…), you morons?!? Or any OTHER yellow-starred system, for that matter – there are plenty to choose from.

    Or, to be more accurate, the story-writers are idiots. Gaping plot hole nearly on par with one from Avatar (which is bloody well SAYING something). Of course, that movie had several that size…

    • l33tninja
      l33tninja
      July 15, 2015, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

      Avatar was a black hole of plot holes . . . or something like that

    • Timelost
      Timelost
      July 15, 2015, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

      In most cases Krypton was no longer a space-traveling civilization by the end of its lifespan, instead embracing xenophobia and Kryptocentrism.
      Imperial China did something similar for quite a long stretch of history.
      “There’s nothing out there for us, we’re the peak of culture and civilization, nothing but savages and ghosts outside.”

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      July 16, 2015, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      There was some version where Krypton didn’t have spaceships, and the one Superman escaped in was an alien spaceship that had crash-landed on Krypton, so it was the only one they had. I don’t remember what version of Superman that was from, though. But it made a lot more sense.

      Generally speaking, as long as the writers don’t explicitly show any of the events on Krypton, it’s easy to imagine that there MIGHT have been a good reason why no one else escaped. Which is a perfectly valid way of handling a single story that you’re the writer for, but becomes impossible when it’s expanded into thousands of stories written across a span of a hundred years by dozens of different writers.

      • l33tninja
        l33tninja
        July 16, 2015, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

        Man of Steel is the perfect example of what you are talking about – the point where you can imagine that they had a good reason was obliterated by that movie. Why are they mining their world to the point of implosion when they can visit literally billions of other planets?

        • Phil
          Flo
          July 16, 2015, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

          Because Goyer is a fucking hack.

          • l33tninja
            l33tninja
            July 16, 2015, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

            I just went and read a bunch of stuff about Goyer after your comment regarding man of steel…and now I like it even less than I did before. thanks, I guess. Without going crazy on rehashing all the analysis, it kind of makes me sad that they even made the movie at all now, because I think they actually had some potential with that movie and with the cast, but didn’t even get close to reaching it. If they had never made that movie, I never would have known what they could have done but failed to do.

            • Timelost
              Timelost
              July 16, 2015, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

              Honestly the plot-holes and logic lapses didn’t bother me nearly as much as the fact that he was apparently raised by the Bizarro-Kents.
              Seriously the MoS Kents seemed to try to instill the exact opposite values in Clark as any other version of them, which is especially bad as I always felt that Ma and particularly Pa Kent were really what made Kal-El into Clark, and the reason Clark made himself into Superman.
              Red Son Superman was better off with Stalin than those two chuckle-heads.
              Hell, The Dark Side Superman might have been better off.

  35. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    July 15, 2015, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    Ladies and gentlemen: the greatest race in history!
    The race to end all races!
    In fact, the race to end history!

  36. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    July 15, 2015, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, there’s an idea, load billions of Kryptonians into a proverbial message in a bottle and burden another world with refugees suddenly teleporting into existence.

    • Rolan7
      Rolan7
      July 15, 2015, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

      As usual, the avatar selection algorithm is excellent.

  37. Observer
    Observer
    July 15, 2015, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    Kal-El on the other hand, proudly wearing his underwear on the outside for all to see whilst attempting to change the world by shining example, was a true genius!

  38. Lynxx
    Lynxx
    July 16, 2015, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    back from a bit of a webcomic hiatus. good to know HR still doesnt open his mouth.

    • Phil
      Flo
      July 16, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

      wb

  39. laughingsnarl
    laughingsnarl
    July 16, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    The next line from the director of this game to Carol should be: “Does this hand smell like chloroform to you?!”

  40. Wyrd
    Wyrd
    July 16, 2015, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    At one time, the canon reason for more Kryptonians surviving has a number of causes. First, Braniac convinced the high council of Krypton that Jor-el was incorrect about the planet’s fate so it could use Krypton’s resources to save itself, and so it could record things up to the last second. Braniac also came to the conclusion that the fewer people who have a piece of information, the more valuable it becomes, so he didn’t want to save people who knew what he knew.

    Second: Kryptonians cannot survive without kryptonite. Superman was an experiment trying to repair this dependency, which was originally caused by a rogue fanatic who didn’t want Kripton’s purity being diluted by having people go into space. He created kryptonite, released a virus to engineer people to need it, and started a chain reaction to spread kryptonite throughout the planet. This chain reaction is what actually destroyed Krypton, many centuries after the chain reaction was started. The phantom zone was engineered so Kryptonians could survive in it, but as a prior poster commented, it was also designed to be a hellhole to punish their worst criminals for the remainder of their days.

  41. Twitcher
    Twitcher
    July 16, 2015, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Welp, anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before one of ’em kills the other?

    • Aloriena
      Aloriena
      July 16, 2015, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

      She’s been pulled in by his magnetism. Like the women who continually return to abusive partners she has sublimated herself to him. Unless she hits an inner breaking point she’s just going to keep getting in deeper and deeper following him. While he’s not shown abusive tendencies towards her he on some level knows that he has control over her. If she breaks that control he will most likely become violent. But it will take ether her reaching a breaking point or him perceiving that he has lost control, or that he can not save/protect her, for it to get to the point of one killing the other. They are in an interdependent phase at the moment.

  42. Dimonite
    Dimonite
    July 17, 2015, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    To answer the question in the alt-text: because the negative zone is an antimatter universe in Marvel, the home of Annihilus and Blastaar. The PHANTOM zone is where Kryptonians sent their criminals.

    (this has been your nerdly nitpicking of the day)

    • Phil
      Flo
      July 17, 2015, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      HAH. Well, I was raised Marvel, so.

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        July 18, 2015, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

        I like how your phrasing implies that DC and Marvel are religions, Phil.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 20, 2017, 9:48 am | # | Reply

          “Heads up, True Believers!”
          ~Stan Lee

  43. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    July 22, 2015, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    He cleaned up! It’s the calm before the storm in his insanity.

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