so this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
and ill tell you how I became trapped in an avalanche
*da dun dun da dun*
(not very good, but dammit i try!)
In western Gastonia born and raised
In the stable was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And sweeping some horse dung, outside the fool
When this little guy, whose eyes were no good
Started making stories ’bout my chosen-one-hood
I bankrupted one little town and my ego got huge
said, “You’re joining an adventuring party in the role of ‘douche'”
Avalanche? Only a %20 movement penalty, %5 hit point as treated as fall damage, and random local teleport.
That still leaves you with 2 move and an action.
Sure you can have a full out brawl in an avalanche, why not!
It’s great how these pages show with fewer words than usual just what an unrepentant vainglorious ill-tempered piece of SHIT Best has always been, just barely capable of covering his disgusting disaster-causing personality with a thick venire of bravado.
I’ll pray for a future page with Syr beating the piss out of him for attacking her husband aka the ONLY person who ever wasted their time trying to save his arrogant ass.
In case you haven’t learned the ‘moral’ yet Mr Hackenslasher: Next/3rd time god does you a favor and sends Payet Best plummeting to his death so the universe can be rid of his sickening bullshit-> LET. HIM. FALL.
“an unrepentant vainglorious ill-tempered piece of SHIT Best has always been, just barely capable of covering his disgusting disaster-causing personality with a thick venire of bravado” Ooooow you sure can write copy!
Same here dude, Best is a MASSIVE downgrade from WAV as a character but at least we were kinda ‘warned’ something like this would go down eventually in the story.
Unfortunately, whether you personally consider it an improvement or not, it is no longer possible to disable automatic updates. You will be migrated to Windows Best whether you like it or not.
Amongst the glaring personality defects that make Best the worst member by far of the original 5 is a short unjustified temper, hard to say if he ‘truly hates’ Byron here or is just having another one of his pathetic mantrums.
so this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
and ill tell you how I became trapped in an avalanche
*da dun dun da dun*
(not very good, but dammit i try!)
I’d say you did goog.
The fresh prince of bel air is always a winner.
In western Gastonia born and raised
In the stable was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And sweeping some horse dung, outside the fool
When this little guy, whose eyes were no good
Started making stories ’bout my chosen-one-hood
I bankrupted one little town and my ego got huge
said, “You’re joining an adventuring party in the role of ‘douche'”
*da dun dun da dun*
And so a typical adventure with Best begins.
Avalanche? Only a %20 movement penalty, %5 hit point as treated as fall damage, and random local teleport.
That still leaves you with 2 move and an action.
Sure you can have a full out brawl in an avalanche, why not!
They should take the opportunity to cool tempers.
It’s great how these pages show with fewer words than usual just what an unrepentant vainglorious ill-tempered piece of SHIT Best has always been, just barely capable of covering his disgusting disaster-causing personality with a thick venire of bravado.
I’ll pray for a future page with Syr beating the piss out of him for attacking her husband aka the ONLY person who ever wasted their time trying to save his arrogant ass.
In case you haven’t learned the ‘moral’ yet Mr Hackenslasher: Next/3rd time god does you a favor and sends Payet Best plummeting to his death so the universe can be rid of his sickening bullshit-> LET. HIM. FALL.
“an unrepentant vainglorious ill-tempered piece of SHIT Best has always been, just barely capable of covering his disgusting disaster-causing personality with a thick venire of bravado” Ooooow you sure can write copy!
Yeah but, veneer*
That’s also a perfect description of {insert presidential candidate here} !!!
Now we’ve come full circle.
Frigg is pulling at Gravedust’s clothes.
Byron and Best are beating the tar out of each other.
Syr’Nj is neck deep in a crash-landing warg’s rectum.
All is back to normal.
Actually, i believe she’s falling the other way.
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D’you suppose there’s some sort of spell someone could come up with to send Best wherever Rachel is and bring her back?
I’m pretty sure Rachel no longer exists.
Ouch. Brutal avi reconfiguration.
Um Syr”Nj is in the background swan diving into the avalanche. Fido is in the foreground plowin snow with his snout.
Can’t unsee, that’s hilarious. Unfortunately, I agree with Fairportfan, I think the avalanche is pushing her toward the viewer feet-first.
Actually, i believe she’s falling the other way.
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D’you suppose there’s some sort of spell someone could come up with to send Best wherever Rachel is and bring her back?
It is known, “Only a fool fights in a burning house.” Someone who fights in the middle of an avalanche? A fool WITH NO HONOR!
Normally I would agree but I can’t think of a higher priority than punching Best in the mouth.
I miss WAV.
Maybe WAV will tear out of Best?
Same here dude, Best is a MASSIVE downgrade from WAV as a character but at least we were kinda ‘warned’ something like this would go down eventually in the story.
I’m sorry your WAV has digitally degraded, but this is the Best we’ve got, sir.
Need to reload the WAV file.
Unfortunately, whether you personally consider it an improvement or not, it is no longer possible to disable automatic updates. You will be migrated to Windows Best whether you like it or not.
My eyes want to interpret Byron’s right arm as a tiny skinny body. Chibi Byron.
This is the best cartoon rendering of an avalanche inside a blizzrd evrrr
He must truly hate Byron to be reacting this way. WAV was reuntied with Frig, Gravedust, and Syr’ng and none of them reawakened his old memories.
Yeah, but none of them ever did him the offense of trying to save his life. Byron did and even though he had the decency to fail, it’s still rude.
Amongst the glaring personality defects that make Best the worst member by far of the original 5 is a short unjustified temper, hard to say if he ‘truly hates’ Byron here or is just having another one of his pathetic mantrums.
Sure, but none of them met him in a scenario of similar resonance.
500 quatloos on the shirtless blonde!
600 quatloos on the bearded git!
1,000 quatloos on the avalanche!
Why, Jean Luc! I had no idea you were a numismatist!
Why do I feel the need for a “BAMF!” “POW!”?
that was the best way to deal with their enemy. Though he is careless, he really knows how to bury his opponents like it’s snow problem.
And now, trapped gangr the snow from the avalanche, the winter elves show themselves to the gang.
Trapped from*
Whew, Best dropped the axe. Hopefully in a moment, when the snow settles, they can bury the hatchet.
Byron, however, should keep his daggers.
https://youtu.be/yzTk-djuH_A
First rule about Fight Club…
Is Frigg’s mace being used to help her pull Gravedust out of the avalanche? When did it gain flight powers?
Best doing what Best does Best: Resolving conflict in the stupidest and most destructive way possible.
*Creating conflct
He resolves conflict by creating it first.
Best technique to keep warm in an avalanche.
oh no doggo
The Eyes have it.
Aww, they’re bonding
Crash! Wack! Rumble! Yip! Yelp!
…
…I thought something was amiss here.
Well, come on everybody
Get down and get with it
Come on everybody
Get down and get with it
Come on everybody
Get down, that’s rock’n roll!