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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Noooooo, no no... I'm making a mockery out of ALL of you!'

Chapter 44 – Page 11

on September 9, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 44
└ Tags: Best, Gravedust, Magda, Syr'Nj, Weo
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  1. Arvo Katsuya
    Arvo Katsuya
    September 9, 2016, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    That face in the fourth panel. Best now can have the “Triggered” meme.

    • raven0ak
      raven0ak
      September 9, 2016, 3:20 am | # | Reply

      like this: http://imgur.com/a/gcmK8 ?

      • Commiekeebler
        Commiekeebler
        September 9, 2016, 9:36 am | # | Reply

        #nailedit

      • Harrowed
        Harrowed
        September 9, 2016, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

        YES!

    • Dan Irving
      Dan Irving
      September 9, 2016, 8:41 am | # | Reply

      /twitch

  2. Dave
    Dave
    September 9, 2016, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I suspected Weo was the oracle, but I did not expect him to go full Merlin. Very nice! :D

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      September 9, 2016, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

      Considering what happened to Frigg, the possibility exists that he is indeed making a mockery of them all.

  3. Arkantos
    Arkantos
    September 9, 2016, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Christ Best.

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      September 9, 2016, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

      Bestus Christ.

  4. Not a name
    Not a name
    September 9, 2016, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Poor Weo.

    He just wanted some laughs.

  5. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    September 9, 2016, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Can something of truly awe-inspiring horffyingness happen to Best? Please?

  6. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    September 9, 2016, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Can something of truly awe-inspiring horffyingness happen to Best? Please?

    • Danzin
      Danzin
      September 9, 2016, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Seconded

    • Ganurath
      Ganurath
      September 9, 2016, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      Frig kicks his ass out of nowhere, followed by a flashback of her spirit quest?

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 9, 2016, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      It’s funny how everyone was wondering when we’d get Best back until we remembered what Best was like.

      • Talewinds
        Talewinds
        September 9, 2016, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

        Calling it, Frig falls through upper panel, refuses to say what transpired, kicks Best ass.

      • Asterai
        Asterai
        September 9, 2016, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

        I never wanted Best back. I really hoped Penk was Best.

        But do the plot gods listen to me? Nooooooo

        • Danzin
          Danzin
          September 10, 2016, 12:39 am | # | Reply

          Seconded, well except I’m a pessimist cynic so I figured something like this was bound to happen and make my crappy summer just a bit worse -_- murphy’s law

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        September 9, 2016, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

        I, for one, never wanted nor expected WAV to revert to his previous form.

        • MDude
          MDude
          September 10, 2016, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

          I figured he’d just keep cycling through new personalities without revisiting old ones.

      • Loquat
        Loquat
        September 9, 2016, 9:23 pm | # | Reply

        I was thinking he’d eventually remember his past life but be a better person on account of his experience as WAV. Best coming back, violently rejecting everything WAV was, and acting like an even bigger asshole than before… well.

    • Rules Lawyer
      Rules Lawyer
      September 9, 2016, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

      I’m going with Rana calmly shooting him in the neck, and walking inside.
      “What the hell did you do?”
      “It was that or get the flagstones dirty.”

      At which point, they all go inside for tea and smores.
      Except Best, who’s busy dying.

    • Fairportfan
      Fairportfan
      September 9, 2016, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

      I mean, the only character anywhere whose sadistic and sticky end, drawn out over several updates and rendered in loving detail, would delight me more than that of Best would be Bangladesh duPree.

      • Lirazel
        Lirazel
        September 9, 2016, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

        Except duPree would enjoy that!

      • Michael
        Michael
        September 10, 2016, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        Hey Bang is WAY less annoying that Best!

        • Michael
          Michael
          September 10, 2016, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

          *than

      • Thracecius
        Thracecius
        September 12, 2016, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

        Except that Bangladesh DuPree is hilariously malleable, which is why the Wulfenbachs keep her around. I don’t like sadistic killing machines, but if you need to have one around, one that you can manipulate is better than one you can’t influence.

  7. rezby
    rezby
    September 9, 2016, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Did Best just apparate his weapon out of nothing?

    • Sahara
      Sahara
      September 9, 2016, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      I think he did! Looks like he did some leveling up while away in his WAV form

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        September 9, 2016, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        He did mention in earlier comics that is was a Sky Elf artifact. Maybe it has a bonding power that lets you summon it. Definitely a bard thing

        • Chasey
          Chasey
          September 9, 2016, 5:24 am | # | Reply

          That explains it. I was confused at first, wondering how he had obtained glowy hammershit as well, but it looks like it was just summoned is all.

    • random whatever
      random whatever
      September 9, 2016, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      I was just going to bring that up myself before my internet crashed and I had to futz with my router. Namely didn’t Best used to have to drag that thing around everywhere? What now he just wills it appear and there it is.Man I hope WAV busts out of Best like one of those old Russian wooden doll toys wher you keep removing the lids.

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        September 9, 2016, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

        I could approve of WAV and Best doing the Incredible Hulk dance

    • 5-tons-of-flax
      5-tons-of-flax
      September 9, 2016, 7:26 am | # | Reply

      Stop! Hammer Space!

  8. Danzin
    Danzin
    September 9, 2016, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Pffheheeheehe Weo’s so damn adorable. I fully admit I was fooled for a second, well done guys.

  9. Lingo
    Lingo
    September 9, 2016, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Best really is the HAMMERHEAD of this bunch, huh?

    • random whatever
      random whatever
      September 9, 2016, 2:35 am | # | Reply

      totally but Hammerhead is more cuddly and more intellectual

      • Commiekeebler
        Commiekeebler
        September 9, 2016, 9:39 am | # | Reply

        And reasonable.

        HAMMERHEAD is a philosopher. He’s done a lot of thinking and he practices what he preaches. He’s a shark of action.

      • Arvo Katsuya
        Arvo Katsuya
        September 10, 2016, 8:39 am | # | Reply

        *inches closer to random whatever, but the theme to Jaws playing from a place untraceable betrays his motives*

        Hug? ;)

  10. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    September 9, 2016, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, ok, that IS Weo. I suspected when I saw the beard’s ear-loops in the last panel, but since Weo is nowhere ELSE in the strip, and Weo is tagged, that has to be him.

    • chase
      chase
      September 9, 2016, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      It also explains why Best is so pissed, too. He thinks Weo’s pulling a prank or joke. It does kinda look that way, but I wonder if Weo is actually the Oracle anyway; just because the group all expects some grand, awe-inspiring oracle doesn’t mean it’s not actually just going to be a goofy little elf who likes to have fun while doing his job.

      • Asterai
        Asterai
        September 9, 2016, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

        Or the snow elves are all the Oracle. Or any of them can become the Oracle at will.

        • The_Rippy_One
          The_Rippy_One
          September 9, 2016, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

          Or whoever is wearing the costume is the Oracle (magic vestments sort of deal) and everyone else saw Best coming, and said “F! this S!, I’m out!”

          • Dorje Sylas
            Dorje Sylas
            September 10, 2016, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

            This is most likely. You have to be a snow elf to see the temper-tantrum that is coming.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          February 22, 2017, 4:56 am | # | Reply

          Well, Weo DID say that only one of them needed to be the Oracle. He DIDN’T say that the Oracle was a full-time job for any of them in particular.
          ;)

  11. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    September 9, 2016, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    How many times can you kill Best?

    • VaporWare
      VaporWare
      September 9, 2016, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      How many Bests best a bester best, if a bester best best Best?

      A bester best best as many Bests as a bester best, if a bester best best Best.

      • Averant
        Averant
        September 10, 2016, 3:28 am | # | Reply

        Best you.

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      September 10, 2016, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      Let’s find out.

      One…
      Two-HOO…
      Three…
      *chomp*

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        February 22, 2017, 4:58 am | # | Reply

        So, you have to kill him three times to get to the chewy center? I’d bet Hammerhead would like to know that.

  12. brasca1
    brasca1
    September 9, 2016, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Weo reminds me of that elf that used to appear every Christmas sale at Hills. Best should respect him for that elf knew where the toys were.

    I must admit the winter elves aren’t as cryptic as Syr’Ng described back in that letters to Adventurers strip, but then again that’s what she thought they were like.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 9, 2016, 1:29 am | # | Reply

      I know Weo’s an elf, but he could easily double for that online travel site gnome.

    • The_Rippy_One
      The_Rippy_One
      September 9, 2016, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

      Assuming everything other than “we are the mist” is legit, and not the winter elves putting on a dumb show for the tourists (I’m excluding the mists because “being everywhere and nowhere,” while clearly expressed, is still pretty cryptic)

  13. Jordan
    Jordan
    September 9, 2016, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Best’s already short fuse has been blown. Alright, time to dogpile on him before he kills somebody.

  14. biggmac
    biggmac
    September 9, 2016, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    I begrudgingly admit, Best keeps the comic real. Rarely do you have a team of talent that doesn’t have a rabble rousing, I-don’t-play-well-with-others butthead in it.

    You could also argue that in his own way, he’s great. Hated, yes, but you ain’t neutral on him – you either love him or detest him. He’s not the Browns; he’s the Cowboys. He’s not fish sticks, he’s raw oysters on the half shell. Love ’em or hate ’em, but you’re not “meh” on them. As it is with most great things.

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      September 9, 2016, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

      Not to sound contrarian, but…”meh” would probably sum up my opinion of Best. He can be entertaining, but mostly he seems to Inspector Gadget his way into fame and then lacks the same name character’s false humility, so I certainly don’t love him, and as for hate, well, I don’t have time for hate.

      I will say one thing for Best though, he does seem to polarize those around him, which does generally bring additional inter-personal conflict into the story, but some of it would probably come up eventually anyway due to it being a necessary step in character development. I consider Best to be a Catalyst.

    • Kore
      Kore
      September 9, 2016, 1:34 pm | # | Reply

      Most people wouldn’t be “neutral on” Best hitting Weo, causing him to explode with a fury 9000 times that of the basin, destroying both worlds and thus ending the story, but that would make the staff trolls, not great authors.

    • The_Rippy_One
      The_Rippy_One
      September 9, 2016, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

      That’s actually Frigg’s gig. I mean, she’s out of frame, so someone must bring the jerk, but, still. Best is getting Friggy with it

    • Mr Ak
      Mr Ak
      September 10, 2016, 1:37 am | # | Reply

      Gotta admit, I hate the idea that a talented team has to have an anti-social dickhead in it. If you’re smart enough to be talented, you’re probably smart enough to learn the minimum basic skills to get along with people (I’m not talking about being awkward and bad at reading social cues, but actively and consistently only considering your own needs), and society’s way too in love with the “genius arsehole” meme and so we let people get away with it.

      • Speedy
        Speedy
        March 12, 2019, 9:31 am | # | Reply

        I could see Hugh Laurie playing his part in a Guilded Age movie, with his Best House manners.

  15. Smallfoot
    Smallfoot
    September 9, 2016, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    “You dare make a mockery of me…? That’s MY job!”

  16. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    September 9, 2016, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    I kinda want Best to turn out to be not actually that good at fighting, because he’s made a career out of traveling around sucker-punching things that happened to be scary but had no real interest in fighting, so all of his bluster is just that. Like, Best is going to lose it, and Frigg’s just going to catch his axe with ease. I want it, so bad.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      September 9, 2016, 2:01 am | # | Reply

      Oh, we’ve already seen him fight. He’s beaten Byron in a no-holds-barred brawl before. He’s got the stuff.

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        September 9, 2016, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

        He’s kinda Bardserker. Think he picked up The Rage while in WAV’s dimension?

  17. Nightsbridge
    Nightsbridge
    September 9, 2016, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Don’t worry, guys! Syrinji brought Frigg around for the explicit purpose of–

    Oh.

    • chase
      chase
      September 9, 2016, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

      Eh. She’s got more tranq darts, I assume.

  18. Armagrodden
    Armagrodden
    September 9, 2016, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Behold, it is I! Weo, Oracle of the Arctic Peoples!

    • Nebulous
      Nebulous
      September 9, 2016, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      Exactly.
      W.E.O.
      Winter Elf Oracle.

      • Amaster
        Amaster
        September 9, 2016, 11:50 am | # | Reply

        *facepalm*

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        September 9, 2016, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

        Brilliant!

        • Iron Hare
          Iron Hare
          September 10, 2016, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

          Who would have thought of it? Definitely not I.

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            February 22, 2017, 5:03 am | # | Reply

            Me neither…But obviously, your question was answered by Nebulous, even before you asked it.
            ;)

  19. random whatever
    random whatever
    September 9, 2016, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Is it me or does this guy remind anybody of Kurt Cobain?

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      September 9, 2016, 3:17 am | # | Reply

      To me he looks like Iggy Pop.

      • Fairportfan
        Fairportfan
        September 9, 2016, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

        Ted Nugent

        • brasca1
          brasca1
          September 10, 2016, 7:01 am | # | Reply

          Hey now! Best isn’t that bad.

  20. Garrick
    Garrick
    September 9, 2016, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Spoiler- No one comes back from seeking the winter elves, because the Weo always uses his precog to kill them, one by one. This bunch is going to be easy. *evil grin*

    • Rezby
      Rezby
      September 10, 2016, 11:34 am | # | Reply

      *cue twilight zone theme*

  21. Kr'Nj
    Kr'Nj
    September 9, 2016, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    Apparently Best is able of staying angry enough to not feel his nipples falling off and developing their own cases of hypothermia.

    • Chris
      Chris
      September 9, 2016, 8:58 am | # | Reply

      His RAGE keeps him nice and toasty.

    • Bloodvork
      Bloodvork
      September 9, 2016, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

      This is one of several reasons why I always thought Best would eventually be revealed to always have been a winter elf. Besides a lot of the typical tropes concerning this type of reveal, there was his mention of his skin being on fire, and the fact that he’s been without a shirt for the entire trek back to the elf village.

      Of course, the appearance of the other winter elves dressed for the cold has been kind of poking holes in that…
      _Unless they’re not really winter elves at all…_

  22. DrSimian
    DrSimian
    September 9, 2016, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    Um, can we have Wav back now?

    • Beroli
      Beroli
      September 25, 2016, 8:54 am | # | Reply

      Yes, that’s the really bad part here. Best was never more than a minor annoyance, but then they wrote an actual sympathetic character…who turned out to just be a mask Best was wearing.

  23. Toecutter
    Toecutter
    September 9, 2016, 7:41 am | # | Reply

    Is it just my perception, or does Best seem to be a turbo a-hole since returning? Sure he was egocentric before, but now he’s just pissed off at everything all the time. If he becomes any less popular he’ll have to run for President of the USA.

    • Jim
      Jim
      September 9, 2016, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Dying and being reborn as a boring (but nice and decent) weirdo probably wouldn’t sit too well with any egomaniac.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 10, 2016, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      People used to give him the respect he felt he deserved, for the most part. And remember how he died – the other oracle didn’t tell him what he wanted, so he flipped out and wrecked it, and things went way south from there.

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      March 12, 2019, 10:22 am | # | Reply

      “Heh. Can you imagine if he actually won?” *vote* “Oh, hell… He won… What have I done?”

      I guess that’s why we have impeachment – the “mourning after” pill for screwed up elections. >.<

  24. Pit Friend
    Pit Friend
    September 9, 2016, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Is it even possible to make a mockery of someone who already is pretty much a living punch line?

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      March 12, 2019, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      “Best, your destiny is to forever be the mockery of yourself that you’ve always been.”

      “Wait… If I’ve always been -”

      “NO! It’s not a paradox!”

  25. foducool
    foducool
    September 9, 2016, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    don’t tell me he didn’t see that one coming?

  26. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    September 9, 2016, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    This clinches Weo as one of my favorite side characters now.

  27. Aazen
    Aazen
    September 9, 2016, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    Best holds on to his delusions of grandeur with the desperation drowning man surrounded by a ring of sharks.

  28. Odd
    Odd
    September 9, 2016, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    I think what makes this even better is the fact that Weo, having precognition, knows full well this will do nothing but enrage and bait Best into actions, and still does it anyways. It is like he has seen how much of a jerk he is, and is just ramping up the crushing of his hopes and dream and delusions by way of this farce. And it seems he gets a kick out of it too.

  29. Skatie
    Skatie
    September 9, 2016, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    Soooo…how is Best not frostbitten to hell? His nipples should have turned purple and fallen off by now, along with the rest of his exposed extremities.

  30. BaalBereth
    BaalBereth
    September 9, 2016, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    Shawn Ogg, if Shawn Ogg were a (non-Disc) elf.

  31. wwlaos
    wwlaos
    September 9, 2016, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    *sigh* I miss WAV. :(

    • Andreas Geisler
      Andreas Geisler
      September 9, 2016, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

      We just got him back, and we’re done with him already :D

  32. CapnRis
    CapnRis
    September 9, 2016, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    “Well, jeez, sorry. Just trying to weed out the silly tourists with questions like ‘What will I have for breakfast tomorrow?’ The oracle hates that crap.”

  33. ThePuck1
    ThePuck1
    September 9, 2016, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Why is Best wearing jeans?

    • electricdawn
      electricdawn
      September 9, 2016, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

      And boots to boot… eh…

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      March 12, 2019, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Best’s shirt was torn and his armguard came loose or broke, when he fell into the void. Therefore, they were designated lost/destroyed.

      He’s had his pants and boots on under his WAV skin, for all these years. They must smell pretty ripe, by this point.

  34. Talewinds
    Talewinds
    September 9, 2016, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

    It’s Axemas Time!!!!!

    WEO Wellll, since you axed so nicely……

  35. electricdawn
    electricdawn
    September 9, 2016, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    This… is awesome sauce. I almost feel sorry for Best… Almost.

  36. darynluna
    darynluna
    September 9, 2016, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    Guys be nice. Payet’s doing his best.

  37. Jayjay
    Jayjay
    September 9, 2016, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    Oh best. Everyone else may hate you but i find your hilarious

  38. TxGator
    TxGator
    September 9, 2016, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

    Sadly, since Best didn’t even think twice about using chained up children as an anchor, I would have no problem believing he is actually planning on chopping the kid in two.

    Interestingly, his callous behavior reminds me of players in a role-playing game. Totally ignoring moral or social norms because there is no repercussions. My belief that on some level Best knows/believes this is a game keeps growing.

    • electricdawn
      electricdawn
      September 9, 2016, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      You are aware that there needs to be evil characters in a role-playing world, or otherwise your do-goody-shoe paladin will have a pretty boring life?

      I mainly play evil characters in RP, but not because I’m a heartless person that enjoy harming others, but because I find them interesting. And no, stereotypical egomaniacs are boring as well. Evil characters can be just as multifaceted as normal characters.

      Best, on the other hand, IS a typical egomaniac. He only cares about himself. At least now. He got worse.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        September 9, 2016, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, no, there don’t have to be evil characters.
        Just characters with deeply held convictions.
        Throw in the occasional egotist, and you’re all set : Tragedy ensues.

      • The_Rippy_One
        The_Rippy_One
        September 9, 2016, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

        Sure, villains are doing that, but there are plenty of amoral gaming parties out there, too. The sort that are only “good” because the story is from their perspective. They are the sort of adventures Harky despises – the sort to raze a village because they want to, who kill and murder and attack everything on sight – who don’t care about the world a GM makes, just that they can run around and engage in power fantasies for a couple hours.

        • The_Rippy_One
          The_Rippy_One
          September 9, 2016, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

          I don’t include you in that – you sound like you work harder on your characterization than what I am talking about. I mean, the sort of player who skips all the dialogue on a quest, or zone out when the GM describes things, because they just want to get to the stabbing and the loot.

      • TxGator
        TxGator
        September 10, 2016, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

        Evil characters can be very interesting. But I don’t think Best is evil.

        I think Best, on some level, knows he is playing a video game. He reminds me of a gamer who goes to all of the towns in a fantasy video game and kills the villagers so he can have more xp & loot.

        The gamer in this situation isn’t evil. He’s not actually hurting anyone. Just playing a video game.

        Tossing a chain of children over the side of a boat for a video game quest is simply a means to an end. And splitting in twain an NPC that just aggravated you is stress relief.

        Best might be a jerk. But I don’t think he is evil.

  39. Kree
    Kree
    September 9, 2016, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    My bedsheets have that pattern! They’re my favourite :P

  40. minando
    minando
    September 10, 2016, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    I starting to believe Best is a Finn.

    • Psolo Ghoti
      Psolo Ghoti
      September 10, 2016, 4:56 pm | # | Reply

      For those not in the know, the people of Finland are very resistant to cold weather. Or as (one version of) the joke goes:

      15°C / 59°F: People in Spain start wearing coats. The Finns are suntanning at the beach.

      5°C / 41°F: Italian cars won’t start. The Finns cruise around in convertibles.

      -5°C / 23°F: People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue of the summer.

      -30°C / -22°F: People in Greece actually freeze to death. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

      -50°C / -58°F: Polar bears migrate south. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training, awaiting real winter weather.

      -195.8°C / ​-320.4°F: Nitrogen turns into a liquid. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.

      -273.15°C / -459.67°F: All molecular movement ceases. The Finns start saying “Perkele, it’s cold outside!”

      • electricdawn
        electricdawn
        September 10, 2016, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

        And, as it should be well known, the Finns are helluva race drivers. Especially when the going gets rough (and wet and cold). Even young kids (in their early teens) drive races in rally cars (ok, very cheap ones).

      • Thracecius
        Thracecius
        September 12, 2016, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

        That is magnificent.

        Thank you. :D

  41. JasonAW3
    JasonAW3
    September 10, 2016, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    He can’t make a mockery of Best! Best is an expert in making a mockery of himself!

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      February 22, 2017, 5:11 am | # | Reply

      Hey, he’s the Best at what he does. But what he does isn’t pretty.
      Well, it’s something Wolverine might say.

  42. Spunster
    Spunster
    September 10, 2016, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    Best was stunned and seeing stars. Now he has something to axe the oracle. But does he have a handle on things, is he attuned to the situation?

    It would be a tall order for Gravedust to best explain Payet in the short time available.

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