New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Wow. That lady had some serious mojo.
But you can’t use it that well on the floor after Frigg’s fucked yall’s up!
Her ego’s probably even bigger now. She helped beat down an avatar.
Ol’ Gravedust really thinks that Gigundus is the the bee’s knees.
because our bees will blot out the sun!
Then we will fight in the shade.
So i guess we will not (dons sunglasses) BEE seen!
Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, HELMET, HELMET!
Acting as A-Team, huh. (Which one’s Murdoch?)
Bandit would be the team’s Murdock, since she’s the only one to be goofy enough to resemble Murdock.
Best would be face of course… uh.
Byron loves it when a plan comes together
Byron appears to love it when a TEAM comes together, in the most creepy-badass-grinning way possible.
Frigg pities fools.
Hat yoink for the win?
Poor Gigundus, it was going well at first, but now everything’s falling apart.
The Center cannot Hold!
Bandit’s really trying to get a head in the world.
Brings a new meaning to an “empty threat.”
Who’d have guessed that Bandit’s experience as a hat thief would pay off?
It’s like a Scooby Doo moment where they reveal the villan, only the villain is actually a ghost, instead of old man Johnstone.
Heh. Dying Nun speaks in CAPTCHAs.
They come together.
And he falls apart.
Also, lolfigurehead. Now how’s Bandit going to mount that on her wall?
Manikin head, duh!
well, at least I’ve learned one thing from this zany mad-cap adventure into a dark, semi-evil, church of S&M nuns that have a fetish for eyes…
Their avatars REALLY don’t know how to get ahead in life (geddit? geddit? gosh I crack myself up). Yeah, I know, I deserve whatever punishment the admins give of me, but SOMEONE had to say it! Someone had to stick their neck out for it! (and yes, that pun was intentional as well)
Really… how did we NOT see Bandit stealing the hat? SERIOUSLY!!! 0.0′
Bandit gets ahead.
Byron disarms the competition.
Gravedust caps it all off.
Hats off to Bandit
Ah! So the nun sort of summoned him, in a way? Or was it her own uh… spirit power? It doesn’t feel like she controlled it though, merely being a vessel for Gigundus. Perhaps.
By the looks of it, he was an Avatar of their collective faith, channeled primarily through the head abbess. The actual Priestlord obviously died some time ago.
He just couldn’t keep it together.
Bandit got ahead of the game.
Bryon’s quite disarming when you get to know him.
Gravedust’s attack just capped everything.
Great minds think alike. :-)
Really puerile minds, too.
Gigundus’ threats were hollow all along.
I knew the nuns were lying!
Bandit! When I said “Sheathe your weapons and put your hands on your head” I said YOUR head.
‘Heeyyy… there’s a name tag sewn into the back of this armour… it says “Property of Yorick”‘
You need to calm down now, son. Hain’t worth ruinin’ a good pair-a britches over.
Alas, I knew him well…
Why does everybody think that’s the quote?
“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy.”
Sigh. Gigundus should have quit while he was a head.
Consequences will never be the same! :D
Guess the nun was spirit-linked to the Gigundus armour or something. But something tells me there’s more where this one came from.
She dun goofed.
I wanna know what she captcha’d!! It looks like how you could do this strangers which makes very little sense.
Also, my own contribution to the head games:
Guess Gigundus just lost his head. And the group won from shear awesomeness, cutting through the armor that way.
rom what i understood of it, the captcha says “how could you understand”
It was a join effort on the groups part, disassembling the nun’s finely constructed argument. In the end everyone was able to keep their heads and see eye to eye.
Bandit sure has a thing for hats, huh?
Also, obligatory “I guess he was empty headed” pun.
And so the group cums together…oops did I say that out loud?
So would this be a hollow victory?
Hats off to their excellent teamwork!
Omg, I just remembered what Bandit’s “consequences” remark reminds me off. It’s from that Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves Duffy Duck parody when he steals the jewel. I think he uses the very “Pff, consequences” line.
This strip is now 17% funnier.
Consequences, schmonsequences; as long as I’m rich… /dismissive wave of the hand.. err…wing?
So… many… puns…
I don’t know if this is healthy for us in the long run. There was some genius punnery in the first couple pages and now it’s a ‘thing’.
Can it be part of the comic forever?
I’m just warming up.
Without his armor, he was nothing. He was getting a bit disjointed at the end there. Byron disarmed Gigundus. Bandit has a theme going when it comes to stealing hats, and I think she’s gonna run with it. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, or the nun on the floor.
Curiously enough I’m not making any puns this time round, what gives? Or rather, what takes?
I see Bandit stole Gigundus tongue.. A very successful joint venture I say! I guess they’ll be crashing at Gigundus place tonight, seeing as he’s split on the issue at hand.
oh gods, just reading these puns has killed me.
it should be illegal too pun that badly.
though my head came up with one or two myself…
Surprised no one said anything about the oddity of how Bandit just got some head. What with all the horrible puns and whatnot.
To be honest, that’s the only one I’ve found funny so far . . .
*reads all the horrible horrible puns*
And this, my friends, is the line that should have never been crossed.
We will always remember this day, as the day the entire Guilded Age crew face palmed themselves to death.
May this be a lesson to all: If you wish to keep things holy, you should quit while a head………
I’m not sure which will be more sore, the face, or the palm.
why do I get the feeling he’s not finished?
and that byron’s gonna get beaten down hard next page…
I didn’t that Gigundus was such a airhead. then again, he was was such a tin man. ah well, better late than never.
oops, I meant “didn’t think”.
“I’ve had worse”
This page brings back memories. Was running an AD&D campain, the party gets to the end of a module and on ther first attack of the big bad gets a lucky critical (we used an old crit table) and beheads the guy. Not wanting to end the game that quickly I discover one of his followers has a telekinisis spell, so breaking some rules that spell gets cast on the body of the dead big bad. A good 20 minutes of WTF goes on untill the party realises that arn’t actualy getting attacked by the headless corpse.
So I decided to read just the first ten puns to see if they could make me laugh….. no pun in ten did.
Byron’s axes upset me.
They are too small.
It is sad for me.
It’s not the size that counts, its how you use them.
Or so I’m told.
just realized something…. where Byron’s getup from Chapter 5 comes from…..
just realized where Byron’s getup on Chapter 5 possibly comes from… kill your enemy, take his loot
I’ve had dates like this
I think that Bandit’s phrase should be “by the bye” with the extra “e”, but that is a minor quibble in an otherwise glorious posting. Previous comments about Byron being “leader” rather than “damage” seem to have been borne out.
This comic is on my A1-list.
She says “How could you understand?”.
Ach! The arrow disappeared from the eye slit. Continuity!
Priestlord took an Arrow in the Knee before it was cool …
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