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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

We know you guys love puns so we gave you lots to work with on this one.

Chapter 6 – Page 20

on August 20, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 06
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, Priestlord Gigundus
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  1. kagato23
    kagato23
    August 20, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Wow. That lady had some serious mojo.

    But you can’t use it that well on the floor after Frigg’s fucked yall’s up!

    Her ego’s probably even bigger now. She helped beat down an avatar.

  2. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    August 20, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Ol’ Gravedust really thinks that Gigundus is the the bee’s knees.

    • waffled
      waffled
      August 20, 2010, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      because our bees will blot out the sun!

      • November Fox
        November Fox
        August 20, 2010, 3:33 am | # | Reply

        Then we will fight in the shade.

        • FreddeX
          FreddeX
          May 10, 2011, 3:24 am | # | Reply

          So i guess we will not (dons sunglasses) BEE seen!

          (YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!)

          • SotiCoto
            SotiCoto
            January 19, 2015, 4:56 am | # | Reply

            No.

  3. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    August 20, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, Bandit, HELMET, HELMET!

  4. Kenkins
    Kenkins
    August 20, 2010, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Acting as A-Team, huh. (Which one’s Murdoch?)

    • November Fox
      November Fox
      August 20, 2010, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      Bandit would be the team’s Murdock, since she’s the only one to be goofy enough to resemble Murdock.

      • bwernard
        bwernard
        August 22, 2010, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

        Best would be face of course… uh.

    • Schlock
      Schlock
      August 20, 2010, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

      Byron loves it when a plan comes together

      • Pyre
        Pyre
        August 21, 2010, 3:46 am | # | Reply

        Byron appears to love it when a TEAM comes together, in the most creepy-badass-grinning way possible.

      • Pikey
        Pikey
        August 21, 2010, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

        Frigg pities fools.

  5. Waffle_Slayer
    Waffle_Slayer
    August 20, 2010, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Hat yoink for the win?

    • Tsenzei
      Tsenzei
      August 20, 2010, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Poor Gigundus, it was going well at first, but now everything’s falling apart.

    • Dusty668
      Dusty668
      August 20, 2010, 4:54 am | # | Reply

      The Center cannot Hold!

    • Wyrd
      Wyrd
      August 20, 2010, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      Bandit’s really trying to get a head in the world.

  6. BarGamer
    BarGamer
    August 20, 2010, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Brings a new meaning to an “empty threat.”

  7. Dean
    Dean
    August 20, 2010, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Who’d have guessed that Bandit’s experience as a hat thief would pay off?

  8. MarkusWolf
    MarkusWolf
    August 20, 2010, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    It’s like a Scooby Doo moment where they reveal the villan, only the villain is actually a ghost, instead of old man Johnstone.

  9. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    August 20, 2010, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Heh. Dying Nun speaks in CAPTCHAs.

  10. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    August 20, 2010, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    They come together.

    And he falls apart.

    Also, lolfigurehead. Now how’s Bandit going to mount that on her wall?

    • SamB
      SamB
      August 27, 2010, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

      Manikin head, duh!

  11. south of sanity
    south of sanity
    August 20, 2010, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    well, at least I’ve learned one thing from this zany mad-cap adventure into a dark, semi-evil, church of S&M nuns that have a fetish for eyes…

    Their avatars REALLY don’t know how to get ahead in life (geddit? geddit? gosh I crack myself up). Yeah, I know, I deserve whatever punishment the admins give of me, but SOMEONE had to say it! Someone had to stick their neck out for it! (and yes, that pun was intentional as well)

  12. Alex-chan
    Alex-chan
    August 20, 2010, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Really… how did we NOT see Bandit stealing the hat? SERIOUSLY!!! 0.0′

  13. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    August 20, 2010, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Bandit gets ahead.

    Byron disarms the competition.

    Gravedust caps it all off.

    • Solna
      Solna
      August 20, 2010, 3:54 am | # | Reply

      *golfclap*

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      August 20, 2010, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t forget;
      Hats off to Bandit

  14. Atnas
    Atnas
    August 20, 2010, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    Ah! So the nun sort of summoned him, in a way? Or was it her own uh… spirit power? It doesn’t feel like she controlled it though, merely being a vessel for Gigundus. Perhaps.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      August 20, 2010, 11:45 am | # | Reply

      By the looks of it, he was an Avatar of their collective faith, channeled primarily through the head abbess. The actual Priestlord obviously died some time ago.

  15. Joe
    Joe
    August 20, 2010, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    He just couldn’t keep it together.

  16. ahdok
    ahdok
    August 20, 2010, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Bandit got ahead of the game.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      August 20, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

      Bryon’s quite disarming when you get to know him.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        August 20, 2010, 3:42 am | # | Reply

        Gravedust’s attack just capped everything.

    • 1d4caltrop
      1d4caltrop
      August 21, 2010, 1:05 am | # | Reply

      Great minds think alike. :-)

      Really puerile minds, too.

  17. ahdok
    ahdok
    August 20, 2010, 3:42 am | # | Reply

    Gigundus’ threats were hollow all along.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      August 20, 2010, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      I knew the nuns were lying!

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        August 20, 2010, 3:46 am | # | Reply

        Bandit! When I said “Sheathe your weapons and put your hands on your head” I said YOUR head.

  18. ahdok
    ahdok
    August 20, 2010, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    ‘Heeyyy… there’s a name tag sewn into the back of this armour… it says “Property of Yorick”‘

    • TexasNinjaBuzzard
      TexasNinjaBuzzard
      August 20, 2010, 4:33 am | # | Reply

      You need to calm down now, son. Hain’t worth ruinin’ a good pair-a britches over.

    • themoonrising
      themoonrising
      August 20, 2010, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      Alas, I knew him well…

      • Jack Vermicelli
        Jack Vermicelli
        August 21, 2010, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

        Why does everybody think that’s the quote?

        “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
        jest, of most excellent fancy.”

  19. Baronyx
    Baronyx
    August 20, 2010, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    Sigh. Gigundus should have quit while he was a head.

    • lumzi23
      lumzi23
      September 8, 2013, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      Or before he took an arrow to the knee…

  20. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 20, 2010, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Consequences will never be the same! :D

    Guess the nun was spirit-linked to the Gigundus armour or something. But something tells me there’s more where this one came from.

    • Bardo
      Bardo
      August 20, 2010, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      She dun goofed.

  21. Hawk
    Hawk
    August 20, 2010, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    I wanna know what she captcha’d!! It looks like how you could do this strangers which makes very little sense.

    Also, my own contribution to the head games:

    Guess Gigundus just lost his head. And the group won from shear awesomeness, cutting through the armor that way.

    • alex
      alex
      August 20, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      rom what i understood of it, the captcha says “how could you understand”

  22. DCB
    DCB
    August 20, 2010, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    It was a join effort on the groups part, disassembling the nun’s finely constructed argument. In the end everyone was able to keep their heads and see eye to eye.

  23. Flintte
    Flintte
    August 20, 2010, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Bandit sure has a thing for hats, huh?

    Also, obligatory “I guess he was empty headed” pun.

  24. themoonrising
    themoonrising
    August 20, 2010, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    And so the group cums together…oops did I say that out loud?

  25. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    August 20, 2010, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    So would this be a hollow victory?

  26. Matt C
    Matt C
    August 20, 2010, 10:41 am | # | Reply

    Hats off to their excellent teamwork!

  27. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 20, 2010, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    Omg, I just remembered what Bandit’s “consequences” remark reminds me off. It’s from that Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves Duffy Duck parody when he steals the jewel. I think he uses the very “Pff, consequences” line.

    This strip is now 17% funnier.

    • Miklanin
      Miklanin
      August 23, 2010, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

      Consequences, schmonsequences; as long as I’m rich… /dismissive wave of the hand.. err…wing?

  28. Sineplex
    Sineplex
    August 20, 2010, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

    So… many… puns…

    I don’t know if this is healthy for us in the long run. There was some genius punnery in the first couple pages and now it’s a ‘thing’.
    Can it be part of the comic forever?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      August 20, 2010, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

      I’m just warming up.

  29. Wyrd
    Wyrd
    August 20, 2010, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    Without his armor, he was nothing. He was getting a bit disjointed at the end there. Byron disarmed Gigundus. Bandit has a theme going when it comes to stealing hats, and I think she’s gonna run with it. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, or the nun on the floor.

  30. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    August 20, 2010, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

    Curiously enough I’m not making any puns this time round, what gives? Or rather, what takes?

  31. Baldur
    Baldur
    August 20, 2010, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    Challenge accepted.

    I see Bandit stole Gigundus tongue.. A very successful joint venture I say! I guess they’ll be crashing at Gigundus place tonight, seeing as he’s split on the issue at hand.

  32. HLY
    HLY
    August 20, 2010, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    oh gods, just reading these puns has killed me.

    it should be illegal too pun that badly.

    though my head came up with one or two myself…

  33. Joshua
    Joshua
    August 20, 2010, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    Surprised no one said anything about the oddity of how Bandit just got some head. What with all the horrible puns and whatnot.

    • Cote
      Cote
      August 22, 2010, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

      To be honest, that’s the only one I’ve found funny so far . . .

  34. Leech
    Leech
    August 20, 2010, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    *reads all the horrible horrible puns*
    And this, my friends, is the line that should have never been crossed.
    We will always remember this day, as the day the entire Guilded Age crew face palmed themselves to death.
    May this be a lesson to all: If you wish to keep things holy, you should quit while a head………

    • Tsenzei
      Tsenzei
      August 21, 2010, 11:01 am | # | Reply

      I’m not sure which will be more sore, the face, or the palm.

  35. HLY
    HLY
    August 21, 2010, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    why do I get the feeling he’s not finished?

    and that byron’s gonna get beaten down hard next page…

  36. Vaserl
    Vaserl
    August 21, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    I didn’t that Gigundus was such a airhead. then again, he was was such a tin man. ah well, better late than never.

    • Vaserl
      Vaserl
      August 21, 2010, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      oops, I meant “didn’t think”.

  37. pictsidhe
    pictsidhe
    August 21, 2010, 7:35 am | # | Reply

    “I’ve had worse”

  38. Bandgor
    Bandgor
    August 21, 2010, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    This page brings back memories. Was running an AD&D campain, the party gets to the end of a module and on ther first attack of the big bad gets a lucky critical (we used an old crit table) and beheads the guy. Not wanting to end the game that quickly I discover one of his followers has a telekinisis spell, so breaking some rules that spell gets cast on the body of the dead big bad. A good 20 minutes of WTF goes on untill the party realises that arn’t actualy getting attacked by the headless corpse.

  39. Bandgor
    Bandgor
    August 21, 2010, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    So I decided to read just the first ten puns to see if they could make me laugh….. no pun in ten did.

    (I lie)

  40. Baronyx
    Baronyx
    August 21, 2010, 10:37 am | # | Reply

    Byron’s axes upset me.

    They are too small.

    It is sad for me.

    • Tsenzei
      Tsenzei
      August 21, 2010, 11:01 am | # | Reply

      It’s not the size that counts, its how you use them.

      Or so I’m told.

  41. Mr. 5
    Mr. 5
    August 21, 2010, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    just realized something…. where Byron’s getup from Chapter 5 comes from…..

  42. Mr. 5
    Mr. 5
    August 21, 2010, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    just realized where Byron’s getup on Chapter 5 possibly comes from… kill your enemy, take his loot

  43. khavren
    khavren
    August 22, 2010, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    I’ve had dates like this

  44. Odo
    Odo
    August 26, 2010, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    I think that Bandit’s phrase should be “by the bye” with the extra “e”, but that is a minor quibble in an otherwise glorious posting. Previous comments about Byron being “leader” rather than “damage” seem to have been borne out.

    This comic is on my A1-list.

  45. MisterTeatime
    MisterTeatime
    August 26, 2010, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    She says “How could you understand?”.

  46. Thandril
    Thandril
    April 30, 2012, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

    Ach! The arrow disappeared from the eye slit. Continuity!

  47. Jay
    Jay
    June 22, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Priestlord took an Arrow in the Knee before it was cool …

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      February 13, 2014, 4:05 am | # | Reply

      Indeed.

      Just as a meta aside… The moment I noticed panel 5, I was glad of two things:

      #1. Everything here, except for these last few comments, took place back in 2010… before Skyrim even existed.
      #2. There appear to be no other serial archive-trawlers here besides myself.

      If either of those was not the case, then we’d probably be drowning in “arrow in the knee” references by now. Heck, just look how many arrows he took in the knees… o_o;

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