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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

The joke's on Frigg, Gravedust doesn't HAVE any money! Oh, poverty.

Chapter 6 – Page 25

on September 1, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 06
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Syr'Nj
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  1. Joe
    Joe
    September 1, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Heartwarming, in a weird way.

  2. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    September 1, 2010, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Awwwww.

  3. Alex-chan
    Alex-chan
    September 1, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Yes, it’s far, far too late to put her back….

    And I’m still waiting for a morning after shot of a few sisters at the foot of Frigg’s bed waiting expectantly for orders/to serve her breakfast.

  4. ChikenKannon
    ChikenKannon
    September 1, 2010, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Adventuring: You start out poor, scrounging to get everything you need. And by the end you’re throwing astral diamonds to beggars, destroying economies without a second thought.

    • Jackal
      Jackal
      September 1, 2010, 7:11 am | # | Reply

      Unless you live a life of being a beggar anyways who just wastes money on armor you don’t have the stats for yet (and won’t have the stats for it unless you train for at least 5 days without sleep)

    • FreddeX
      FreddeX
      May 10, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      If you survive the initial hardships that is, that’s why it is good to have a thief: Easy Money = Incressed chance of survival. :)

      Unless it is Call of Cthulhu of course, because then you can bet your boots on that the police will track down the thief and go Judge Dread on your behind! -.-‘ ^^

      • zack of hiskatana
        zack of hiskatana
        August 4, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

        well… in runescape i scrounged, then inherited and ran mah own kingdom…. then money wasn’t a problem, but i stilll wasn’t rich enough to get the best armor in the game…..

        what does that make me? middle class? it takes a whole damned kingdom to be MIDDLE CLASS!?

      • SotiCoto
        SotiCoto
        June 25, 2013, 5:44 am | # | Reply

        Fun fact : My Call of Cthulhu character survived an entire campaign and didn’t even go insane. Compare that to the pile of dead D&D characters I have to my name, none of which ever survived more than a few levels irrespective of where they started… all outsurvived by my one CoC dude.

  5. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    September 1, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Oooooh no. I learned long ago that when the ladies start doing shots, the best thing you can do is just stay out of the way.

    • Jackal
      Jackal
      September 1, 2010, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      Magic usually happens if shots were to take place ;)

  6. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    September 1, 2010, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    No homo! If Bandit want to keep her fingers they’d better not find themselves on Frigg’s skin.

    Also, Gravedust and Byron better hope there’s a friendly bar boy or there’s gonna be straws to draw.

  7. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    September 1, 2010, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Side effects of Healing Potion include duck-billed platy-pus, hemorroad rage, mano-a-manonucleosis, it ain’t easy being gangrene, and death by chocolate.

    • Mic-Gold
      Mic-Gold
      September 1, 2010, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

      Brewed by Prescott Pharmaceuticals and magical potions.

  8. figgyleaf
    figgyleaf
    September 1, 2010, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    i find myself amazed by friggs languige. and i dont mean swear words. i mean how she talks,like,street.

    • Kenkins
      Kenkins
      September 1, 2010, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      You get all sorts of players at a gaming store’s pick-up campaign.

  9. KiZeR
    KiZeR
    September 1, 2010, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Its a direct homage to the cartoon version of the boondocks. No homo!

    • Phil
      Phil
      September 1, 2010, 9:44 am | # | Reply

      I’ve heard “no homo” thrown around before the Boondocks episode in question aired. I can say the term was coined before it, but that episode certainly popularized it.

      • Dojang
        Dojang
        September 1, 2010, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

        “no homo” “my homie bros” “homeslice”…is there a contradiction there that i’m missing?

        the perhaps more correct “not gay!” has been a popular thing here in tassie since forever.

        • Niall
          Niall
          September 2, 2010, 6:04 am | # | Reply

          You’re from Tasmania? Sweet, me too!

          • Dojang
            Dojang
            September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

            what have i DONE. now they know where i LIVE.

      • smaller
        smaller
        September 1, 2010, 9:54 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah. It’s just great to see homophobia enshrined in popular culture like that.

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

          that’s a word that bugs me. a phobia is an irrational fear. that’s a very different thing to just an unfair predjudice.

          • smaller
            smaller
            September 2, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

            The evolution of language is such that the meaning of ‘homophobia’ has come to include the unfair prejudice as well. The prejudice does go hand in hand with irrational fear, after all, so I don’t think it’s that far off the mark.

            ‘Course, I could have just been more precise and gone with, “It’s great to see bigotry enshrined in popular culture like that,” but then you have the problem of people being alarmed when they see the ‘b-word’, and discourse breaks down as they scramble to explain just why a term that that equates a group of people with something bad isn’t REALLY bigoted.

            • Dojang
              Dojang
              September 2, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

              think about it though. isn’t that a little belittling to people who really have that phobia? use of language is a choice. (hence my complete lack of capital letters. i’m such a rebel)

              “homophobia” is also kinda insulting to the, for lack of a better word -genderist- implying that someone’s disgust or predjudice stems from fear, when no such evidence exists. how do you know it stems from fear? wikipedia says that the word is inaccurate, because the motivation is more commonly disgust and disdain.

              i dunno, man. like i said, the word just bugs me. it’s innaccurate, and it feels like a knee-jerk reaction to slurs like ‘queer’. if you don’t call homosexuals their relevant slurs, then perhaps homophobe is also a little strong to be using.

              for the record! love is love! gay marriage should be legal! i’m discussing semantics here.

              • Phil
                Flo
                September 2, 2010, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

                Don’t try it, Anakin. He’s got the high ground.

                Apropos of nothing, I’ve always felt that the knee-jerk disgust and disdain stems from fear (specifically of the unknown or the perceived unnatural).

                • Dojang
                  Dojang
                  September 3, 2010, 12:01 am | # | Reply

                  i don’t think it’s fear, obi. i’m not one to support sexism, racism or genderism in any form, but to imply fear when you mean predjudice is a gross misuse of the english language. MAYBE some people who are genderist DO fear homosexuals, but from what i’ve seen, it more often stems from disgust or simple tribalism- and in any case, to blanket it like that under “fear” seems lazy and a knee-jerk insult. i can’t say it any clearer than that.

                  i’ll concede that it’s become common use, but i don’t have to like it.

                  • SotiCoto
                    SotiCoto
                    June 25, 2013, 6:44 am | # | Reply

                    Phobia is simply an aversion… or strong negative reaction. It can as easily be hatred as fear. Do keep in mind its use in chemistry… and the fact that molecules don’t “fear” each other… yes?

                    • Benedikt
                      Benedikt
                      July 3, 2013, 7:28 am | #

                      So it turns out one doesn’t have to know something to write about it…

          • Shadow4eternity
            Shadow4eternity
            September 18, 2010, 1:37 am | # | Reply

            I’ve met quite a few people that truly fear anything different, including homosexual tendencies. One of them literally went into a fit of shaking, white-knuckled, cold sweat drench before they passed out because they shook hands with a cross dresser. A very attractive cross dresser, who happened to be gay. ( I’ve met quite a few straight ones and damn they look good…) If that isn’t a phobia, a very physical manifestion of an uncontrollable, unreasonable fear, then I don’t know what is.

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          June 25, 2013, 7:01 am | # | Reply

          Honestly, I don’t get why it bothers people so much.
          But then I suppose maybe they’re just oversensitive… or maybe they’ve never been bullied by irrelevant prats for long enough that this sort of thing became the status quo. Who knows?

          If one dude wants to hate on another, who cares what his reason is or whether it adds up or whatever? Hating is gonna happen either way… and making some hate more special than others is just an extra slap in the face to those of us who are “acceptable targets” either way.

          • Benedikt
            Benedikt
            July 3, 2013, 7:30 am | # | Reply

            I’d say one doesn’t and shouldn’t have to accept the social perpetuation of hate. Therefore I understand smaller’s critique. Nevertheless: Frigg is a biased being and quite well characterized as such.

            • SotiCoto
              SotiCoto
              February 13, 2014, 4:26 am | # | Reply

              Hate is as natural a thing as love is… which, far from being any sort of ethical declaration of righteousness, should at least point out that it is far too prevalent and automatic to simply be rid of. For all the distaste people find in being subjected to it, they are unanimously far to prone to resort to it themselves.

              The fact is that hate serves purposes well beyond any peurile human concern… and society’s campaign against it is much like Don Quixote versus the windmills: pointless, ridiculous, futile and an utter waste of effort. You might as well try to empty the ocean with a teaspoon.

              • SotiCoto
                SotiCoto
                February 13, 2014, 4:28 am | # | Reply

                … *Looks further down the page*

                I like that metaphor a bit too much.

    • Intruder
      Intruder
      September 1, 2010, 11:43 am | # | Reply

      No homo has been around since at -least- the early ’90s here in NYC. I mean, honestly guys, half of Riley’s characterization comes from the notion that the kid just won’t stop imitating mainstream big media rappers– and with the move to Woodcrest, the media is really all the exposure to “the streets” he has. So if you hear him say something you can be sure it’s borderline outdated by mixtape circle standards. That’s literally half the joke right there.

  10. Faceless Minion
    Faceless Minion
    September 1, 2010, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    No homo.

  11. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    September 1, 2010, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    I thought it was more of a direct STFU to the distressing number of delusional lesbo-HoYay! freaks in the comments section.

  12. Sortelli
    Sortelli
    September 1, 2010, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Shippers follow no rhyme or reason. Frigg saying “No Homo” is just further proof of their OTP.

    God I hate even knowing those terms. I feel soiled.

    • Ian
      Ian
      September 1, 2010, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      She says “no homo,” yet her name is Frigg. Though, I suppose that could simply be simply auto, rather than homo. Hmm. Actually, really similar to Han Solo, come to think of it. Just follow the near-rhyme, you’ll get it too.

      • Pyre
        Pyre
        September 1, 2010, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

        Or the name of a Norse Goddess. Admittedly a goddess of marriage, childbirth, love and domestic arts…

      • Intruder
        Intruder
        September 1, 2010, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, nope, I won’t get it.

        • Ian
          Ian
          September 2, 2010, 12:15 am | # | Reply

          Drop one g and you have a word meaning a certain use of fingers in a womanly spot.

          Han(d) solo.

          I would apologize for my dirty mind, but I’m not sure I’d mean it.

          • Phil
            Flo
            September 2, 2010, 12:57 am | # | Reply

            Damn, man.

            That was downright esoteric.

            • Riotllama
              Riotllama
              September 8, 2010, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

              esoteric? really? You’ve never heard the song “Frigging in the Rigging”?

  13. Atnas
    Atnas
    September 1, 2010, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    I fucking love Frigg. “No homo” was amazing.

    Who’s doing all the writing of this webcomic? Fuck me if it’s not the best I’ve seen.

    • Math_Mage
      Math_Mage
      September 1, 2010, 4:10 am | # | Reply

      Campbell, Henderson, and Kahn. As noted on the bottom right of the comic. (Likely writing duties are divided between Campbell and Kahn–Henderson’s bio seems to be exclusively about drawing.)

      • Phil
        Flo
        September 1, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

        Pretty much, yeah.

        Erica contributes to the worldbuild and story, too. Especially when T and I cannot come to an agreement on something (a rather constant phenomenon).

  14. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    September 1, 2010, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad Frigg finally cleaned up that blood around her mouth.

    Also it looks like Bandit plays the part of the lovable talking mascot character as found in many other webcomics.

  15. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    September 1, 2010, 7:43 am | # | Reply

    Ha! The poor win again!

  16. Dojang
    Dojang
    September 1, 2010, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    i hope frigg likes drinking “SPIRITS”.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      September 1, 2010, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      Haha. :P

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        September 1, 2010, 8:58 am | # | Reply

        Niiiiiice.

  17. DCB
    DCB
    September 1, 2010, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    The last two panels kind of sums up the party nicely. Syr’s a mother hen, Friggs hell on two legs, Bandit goes with said trouble, Byron sets someone up for the one liner, and Gravedust is deadpan humor (pun intended) no homo.

  18. Hawk
    Hawk
    September 1, 2010, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Shots, the glue that holds the party together…sort of.

    I’m sure I’ve said it before, others have said it, gonna say it again anyway.

    This webcomic is AWESOME.

    (I don’t get the No Homo reference at all. I mean, I comprehend what the phrase probably *means* but I have no clue where it might come from. Boondocks? As in Boondock Saints??)

    • DCB
      DCB
      September 1, 2010, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      The phrase comes from “The Boondocks” a comic-based TV series by Aaron McGruder that airs on Adult swim. I’d explain the phrase, but then that would save you the awesome of seeing the series for yourself.

      • Phil
        Flo
        September 1, 2010, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        As I said above, it does not originate there. It’s a fairly new, but still common thing said by ignorant young fucks in general.

        • Cote
          Cote
          September 1, 2010, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

          “Ignorant young fucks”

          Gold Star.

          Cheers,

          Cote

        • smaller
          smaller
          September 1, 2010, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

          Ah, thank you for that. I wasn’t sure most of the commenters here were realizing it’s supposed to be Frigg being offensive, not Frigg being funny and quotable.

          • Gillsing
            Gillsing
            September 2, 2010, 6:46 am | # | Reply

            I don’t see a conflict between offensive and funny/quotable, but even so I didn’t see it as “Frigg being offensive” so much as “Frigg saying something stupid”. Because nowadays, when we live in an enlightened society, homophobia is seen as stupid/evil, and made fun of by having not-so-smart characters display such attitudes. Or the character is made fun of by having them display such an obviously stupid attitude. I guess it cuts both ways, and neither of those ways is supposed to cut the Enlightened Reader.

            • smaller
              smaller
              September 2, 2010, 8:48 am | # | Reply

              But of course the inverse of that is when only parts of society see homophobia as stupid/evil, the rest of society crows over it as perfectly acceptable (and funny!) things to say. Try explaining some time to a group of otherwise intelligent, non-racist, less-sexist-than-most, who-say-they-support-teh-gays nerds just why hearing them say “That’s so gay,” is offensive.

              And so it’s important to at least mention that, no, that would not be an acceptable thing for rational, good people to say. Because otherwise the stupid young fucks will perpetuate it without a second thought. If you at least say something, maybe they’ll still perpetuate it, but they might grow out of it sooner.

              • Carl-E
                Carl-E
                September 2, 2010, 11:15 am | # | Reply

                I think this comic addresses it well.

                I hopethat worked…

                • smaller
                  smaller
                  September 2, 2010, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

                  ohman. That was excellent. Thanks!

                  • Sortelli
                    Sortelli
                    September 2, 2010, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

                    can we bring this shame globe of offensive offensiveness around full circle and also point out that midget isn’t cool to say anymore either please I need to check it off my enlightened person bingo card thanks

              • SotiCoto
                SotiCoto
                June 25, 2013, 7:06 am | # | Reply

                Your statement likes similar statements… intimately.

                (p.s. Language rots like everything else. Trying to hold back the rot is like trying to empty the oceans with a teaspoon.)

    • BT
      BT
      September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

      It’s just something ‘street’ people say. Cause ya know it’s not masculine to express affection so when you are being nice or appreciative of one of your friends you throw that out. It’s like a disclaimer. It adds a “not in that way” to an “I like you”

    • TSpeaks
      TSpeaks
      September 1, 2010, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

      90’s American street slang that has been popularized by modern media (including rap songs and a couple of television shows, not just the one cartoon) for the win. :)

  19. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    September 1, 2010, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    I like how Frigg’s first priority is her weapon and her second is drinking… Getting clothed (or at least armored because we know bandit has that in her little bag of goodies) before going to a public bar seems to be a distant third.

    • Nate
      Nate
      September 1, 2010, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

      Hey man, there’s two things everyone wants went the get out of prison, the first is a drink. She’s just being efficient.

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        September 2, 2010, 10:54 am | # | Reply

        The other is a mace?

  20. Silvermane
    Silvermane
    September 1, 2010, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    Ahhh Frigg, you just keep doin what you’re doin.

  21. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    September 1, 2010, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    GD 9000: Byron, will I ever dream?
    Byron: I don’t know GD, I don’t know…

  22. ahdok
    ahdok
    September 1, 2010, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

    I absolutely love Syr’s sadfaces in this comic.

  23. Niall
    Niall
    September 2, 2010, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Have you noticed how Bandit seems to introduce herself with her full name the exact same way as before? Do you think she’s trying to Robin Hood herself? Visions of fame perhaps?

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      September 2, 2010, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

      To be fair, using your full name is often the way you introduce yourself.

  24. Liz
    Liz
    September 2, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    Is…is Frigg going to put clothes on? Or is that her new tavern-wear?

    • Joe
      Joe
      September 2, 2010, 9:11 am | # | Reply

      She’s just cutting to the chase.
      No point in putting clothes on when the tequila is just going to make them fall off again.

      • Carl-E
        Carl-E
        September 2, 2010, 11:18 am | # | Reply

        I heard that song for the first time this afternoon!

        So your comment made my day, really.

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