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huh? isn’t brig a naval term?
and why draw attention to yourselves by attacking sauron tower if you’re as yet undiscovered? byron! where’s your strategy?
Revenge is a perfectly legitimate strategy. Y’know. “Don’t go kidnapping my friend” and all that.
I’m betting that the Bloodshot Eye already knows they’re there. It’s looking right at them, after all.
Frigg’s in the Brig, haha, get it?
“huh? isnâ€™t brig a naval term?”
Yup. It is.
“and why draw attention to yourselves by attacking sauron tower if youâ€™re as yet undiscovered? byron! whereâ€™s your strategy”
That’s a mere diversion, mate. Make great noises in the West if you want to attack from the East. That kind of stuff.
“great noises in the west-…”
makes sense from the perspective of an assault, but the party aren’t trying to wipe out a nunnery (yet). as things stand, the party is grossly outnumbered, but as yet undiscovered, and their objective is simply to free frigg…so good strategy is to avoid engagement wherever possible.
Primarily yes in both the sense of: “A two masted sailing vessel, ship rigged on both masts.” and “A prison aboard a ship.” But it is also used to denote “A jail or guardhouse on any military installation” (mostly U.S. usage).
…you know, in any other setting, I would say that deliberately fighting your way through a fortress of Battle Nuns to fight their boss is a bad idea. But not here. That boss Nun is worth XP. Precious, precious XP.
hmmm… Somehow, i got a baaaaaaaaaad feel about this.
and thats no evily, scary tower of glaring darkness. no, that my friends is a MOON!
That’s no moon. That’s a space station.
Actually it’s a bluescreen.
I’m watching you, moon.
Yeah, the boss Nun will be worth a boatload of XP, but if the brig is under the barracks, all those sleeping Nuns are going to Rack up some points too.
At least we finally know how the team got trapped in the water-cell way back when.
The Nuns lock everyone up with their armor? Could be, but it looks more like an escape plan having troubles. I’d put a pithy pun here about the religious blocking retreats, but I can’t think of nun.
There is no boss nun. Only…Nuninator.
Introducing in this corner, weighing in at an even 86 pounds, by way of Our Lady of the Order of Perpetual Confrontation..
With a Record of 66 and 6 with one disqualification for using a ruler…
The Pontiff’s Bitbull, The Homicidal Bride of Christ, The Assaulter from the Altar, The Nundertaker, and the Mother Superior of Kicking Posterior.
hmmm, that just made me consider that nuns are called the Bride of Christ…but in this case, they’re all ‘The Bride’ from Kill Bill…
That last part was hilarious. I’m picturing all these nuns in wrestling gear.
A day and a half, and no one caught the record of 66 and 6… I am disappointed.
Oh, and Gator..that’s one Nun.
Weighing in at 114 pounds, coming from our Sisters of the Lady of the Immaculate Right Cross.
With a record of 23 and 1, with 15 Knock Outs, 3 TKOs, 2 Decisions, 3 Conversions and one Excorsism…
The High Priestess of Penance, The Pounding Penguin, The Assassin of the Passion, The Stinging Nun, and the Roman Catholic Wrecking Ball…
From Helm’s Deep, Greyhawk. Sister Mary Catherine ” The Habit Breaker” Inviolata….
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Now letâ€™s get ready to rumbleâ€¦
Implement the bloodshot monastery defense plan!
With the way the eye in that last panel is slightly off center, it looks like the eye has noticed the group and their map.
I’d be ready for some pain if I were Byron.
COME ON PAYET. COME ONNNN PAYET.
It’s a nunnery, oh god where is Payet.
I think it’s for the Best that he’s not with them right now.
Probably right, they do seem much more in Tune with Bandit for this mission.
Mess with the Best die like the rest. :D
Bandit could take him.
Sorry Bandit but Best’s taken. The winner’s been had so to speak.
Why do you want to bring Best into the situation? Are you hoping he’ll try to seduce the nuns? Immaculate conception, my ass.
Is it me or does Bandit look a lot cuter than usual in panel 3?
Try panel 4..she looks pretty good in that one too. Her lips aren’t nearly as thick and clownish looking in this update…a nice improvement.
Awfully confident for a man who’s approaching the “guilded age book of world records” for having the most concussions without any actual brain damage.
First time I’ve ever heard Byron actually talk like a quarterback.
I like how Gravedust is still on his high horse during an act of breaking and entering, which was initiated solely on the testimony of the person at whom he’s swinging his moral compass.
I don’t think it’s a high horse so much as it is “Haha, you got caught!”
Rather, he’s casting doubts upon Bandit’s thievery skills and planning. After all, working with a thief who doesn’t get caught is usually preferable to one who is known for getting caught. And we all know that Bandit gets caught a lot.
Plus, I think Gravedust can be given a pass for the B&E when you consider that he’s doing it to free someone who was by all accounts taken by force.
Recently started reading, first time posting. Pretty solid fan pretty quick, I quite like.
Bandit’s just too cute
O rly? Just wait ’till she steals your hat.
Waiting for Byron the be caught in his idiom…
I hate to find a gnome attractive, but she is fairly bangin’ in the 4th panel there. Ah well, guess i can just pretend she’s asian…or irish/scottish…or any of the other short folk.
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