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Wouldn’t BE needing a miracle if you’d made the smart choice to not fight all the battle nuns. But hey, those epic levels aren’t going to grind themselves.
Oh, wait. Doesn’t Byron have that thing where he doesn’t like to kill other people?
…this is gonna be a long night for our intrepid heroes.
They don’t need a miracle, Gravedust just needs to channel the powers of his Beard of Awesome.
Awww, Bandit isn’t being cereal. :(
I’m sure there are PLENTY of restless heathen spirits wafting around that place. All Dusty needs to do is combine them into a ectonuclear warhead.
I like the way you think.
Lol, ecto-plasma gun? :P
Just don’t cross the streams…
Tell them about the Twinkie, Gravedust.
You know what would be funny;
*knock on the door*
â€œHello, have you heard the good news?â€¦â€
“Have you been SAVED? Ah’m heah to share with you, the POWAH of the LAWD!”
Shave me Jebus!
A Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Andre the Giant kinda miracle, or a Mel Brooks, Gregory Hines, Pamela Stephenson kinda miracle?
“So long, boys! Have fun storming the cloister!”
I’m annoyed I already used up my cloisterfuck pun.
What would they even do with a white stallion?
I’m betting a meatshield kind of miracle.
Don’t be so nave.
They’ll be fine.
Correct me here but wasn’t a head o that order mentioned when their team was assembled on their current mission?
All Byron has to do is claim to be working for him and that he’s there to collect a member of his team who has been incarcerated thereby preventing them from completing their mission on behalf of whoever Frigg recognised…
Well it would make a good diversion!
Great, a closed quarters fight and the guy that doesn’t go crazy on humans and is always getting knocked unconscious is teamed up with a “ranged dps” (yeah i said it). This should end well.
Well, Byron and Gravy don’t have to kill anyone! They just have to distract them really well!
Byron’s got lots of experience surviving beatings. And Gravy’s probably got some tricks up his capacious sleeves…
I like how Syr hates Bandit. It’s cute!
Still hoping for some lezzie action. Fingers x-ed.
Why, there already is. Simply look at the second panel. ‘Bandit gazes deeply into Syrn’j's goggled eyes. “I like y’r hat,” she whispers in a sultry voice. Syrn’j can only respond with a deep, enraptured sigh as she stares in amazement at the small gnome before her.’ How do you miss the lesbian overtones there?
Yes, what the bearded guy with the glasses said.
Don’t forget Frigg is still in her underwear.
I like her hat too. I bet she can reach into it and pull out stuff like magic!
More like science! :D
*And for my next scientific trick I will pull out a Large Hadron Collider out of my hat.*
Was… was that a PUNCHLINE from our own Gravedust?
You’ve seen the crowd he’s been hanging with lately. Bad influences, I say.
Okay, going out on a limb here, but was that an Arturo Ui reference?
“I like y’h rat.”
Reading this on an eye-pad. Anyone have an idea on How you get the mouse over text to appear?
The comic lacks so much flavor without the zesty mouse-over mayo…
It says: “Now, moreso than ever before, Gravedust isn’t joking.”
You are in my debt now, I will be expecting the fetus of your aborted first(un)born in a mailed envelope.
he would have asked for an actual child, but the shipping’s murder.
Geez, why is it that EVERY time that theres a big, evil, scary, boss from the buttcrack of hell, that they put them behind a big scary door with creepy music coming from behind it?
to be TRUELY fearsome, you need a flower garden with a white picket fence and a screen door. Something that says “why yessir neighboroni! i’d love to try some of that de-scrump-diddly-umcious apple pie! why don’tcha come on in friend!” that would not only set fear into any man, but make them suspicious. its never that tho, noooo…. gotta go with the gothic arcitecture, complete with gargoyles and creepy organ music.
sorry ^^; someone had to say it….
I absolutely love Byron and Gravedust’s frequent cyclical conversations that, from a practical viewpoint go nowhere and may as well have not happened at all but still feel neccesary to the development of the group.
Huh, Bandit’s cavalier attitude reads very differently with the help of hindsight
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