Scarlett’s last bit of Scripture here is like Bandit Keynes’ name: just a pun for the fun of it. Around the time we were writing this, I was doing the Fake Bible Project, an ambitious attempt to “translate” the Bible into slangy modern English while laying its contradictions bare and seasoning it with snark, one tweet at a time. It never really took off and I had to kill it about three books in, but you can get the whole treatment of Genesis here.