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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Look, as much as I'd love to keep a pair of pocket mages around, we all know you're completely outclassed in DPS by everything else.'

Chapter 40 – Page 23

on February 24, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 40
└ Tags: Ardaic, Caneghem, Clair, E-Merl, Grand Marshall Jarvis, His Grace Iwatani, His Grace Miyamoto, Hollister, Mister Bedard, Sundar, Syr'Nj, WAV
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  1. Gabe
    Gabe
    February 24, 2016, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    “You think you’re useful? What? You can cast WEB? Call me when you can crit greater cleave through 16 enemies in one round like our berserkers and we’ll talk.”

    • Dana Son-of-Bear
      Dana Son-of-Bear
      February 24, 2016, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      “Find Saurfang. Then we’ll get this whole thing done in one global cooldown.”

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      February 24, 2016, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

      howdoishotweb.jpg

    • wolfpax
      wolfpax
      February 24, 2016, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

      ‘I can’t hear you over the sound of me casting grease. Oops! I seem to have cast burning hands to ignite the grease!”

  2. Fan
    Fan
    February 24, 2016, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    “Mages are completely outclassed in DPS by everything else”, well, this settles it, Sepia World is the evil twin version of our world.

    • Beroli
      Beroli
      February 25, 2016, 9:43 am | # | Reply

      The game mirrors WoW, not D&D.

      I don’t know what it’s like at this moment (I quit playing WoW, in an amazing coincidence, shortly after they went from making minor tweaks to balance in each patch and revising the whole system whenever a new expansion came out to revising the whole system whenever a new patch came out), but there have certainly been times when mages did dismal damage compared to all the other damage-dealers.

  3. Lingo
    Lingo
    February 24, 2016, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    I opened this page and at first I was like “OH SHIT! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU SYR’NJ!” and then I figured it out.

    Whew!

  4. biggmac
    biggmac
    February 24, 2016, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    “Syr’Nj, give yourself to the Altruists. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a little sister! Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. If you will not turn to us… then perhaps she will…”

    “Search your feelings, Ardaic, you can’t do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.”

    “It is too late for me, Wood Elf. Iwatani has shown you the true nature of the Altruist. They are your masters now.”

    “Your thoughts betray you, Ardaic. I feel the good in you, the conflict.”

    “There is no conflict.”

    “You couldn’t bring yourself to fire me before and I don’t believe you’ll destroy me now.”

    “You underestimate the power of the Heads of Houses. If you will not surrender, then you will meet your destiny.”

    • Mister Zipangu
      Mister Zipangu
      February 24, 2016, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know if I should dunk you in a recently used, unflushed toilet or give you a basket of delicious cookies…

      …

      Would both be acceptable?

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        February 25, 2016, 11:39 am | # | Reply

        Compromise: you can toss your cookies at me.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      February 24, 2016, 11:37 am | # | Reply

      …but everybody still has both of their hands. :/

    • Jordan
      Jordan
      February 24, 2016, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      Now I really want to see that happen in the comic.

  5. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    February 24, 2016, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    You don’t keep a mage around for the dps, but for conjured food and mana water. But then, I guess you only need one…

  6. Benedikt
    Benedikt
    February 24, 2016, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Possibly Iwatani has no problems with the assassination attempt failing. It could be that he even wants to use Syr’Nj to take down the other “Altruists”.

    • chase
      chase
      February 24, 2016, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      Oh, right. I almost forgot that Iwatani is acting on his own in some of the things he does. And Syr does not know that, given what she was told by the assassin, so maybe there might be some gun-jumping happening…

      Don’t mind me; I’m still trying to get everything straight in my own head. :P

  7. Neb
    Neb
    February 24, 2016, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    “The Altruists” is a very subtle yet surprisingly menacing name for them. Really menacing man. Very cool.

  8. Armagrodden
    Armagrodden
    February 24, 2016, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    “Not only do they call themselves altruists…” *sighs* “…They’re right behind me, aren’t they?”

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      February 24, 2016, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      She’s not Wily enough to pull that off.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      February 24, 2016, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

      See, that was my reaction!

  9. Odo
    Odo
    February 24, 2016, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    My lord. I just twigged on the name Caneghem!!!
    It might be because I’m currently playing Might and Magic III from GOG.
    Nice tip of the hat to classic games, even if they weren’t MMO.

  10. Mujaki
    Mujaki
    February 24, 2016, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    Looming above her like that, perhaps they’re better named as TALLtruists.

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos
      February 24, 2016, 11:35 am | # | Reply

      Ha!

  11. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    February 24, 2016, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    “Guys, you’re not even player classes. You’re one of those weird NPC classes in the DM’s guide that no one ever remembers exist. I don’t even know how to level you.”

  12. David Simon
    David Simon
    February 24, 2016, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    I like how Syr’Nj is upset not only that the la-li-lu-le-lo Altruists threatened her life, but also that they couldn’t even abide by their own ultimatum! Being evil is one thing, but respectable evildoers at least have the decency to be consistent!

  13. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    February 24, 2016, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

    I’m still not sure how much of this is the “altruists” working together and how much it’s Iwatani acting alone behind their backs, but I would put my money on Iwatani.

    Literally. I would withdraw all my money as coins, in whatever currency that gives the highest weight to value ratio, and put it on top of Iwatani, thereby crushing him.

    • Aslandus
      Aslandus
      February 24, 2016, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      He’s probably set up the assassin early because he knows if she doesn’t trust the altruists she won’t try to tell them she was attacked and will avoid putting herself into his way politically to stay clear of them…

  14. Joe
    Joe
    February 24, 2016, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

    Pfft, so much for “bring the player, not the class.”

  15. Just_IDD
    Just_IDD
    February 25, 2016, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

    Actually because she didn’t join immediately that is why they set the assassin. The instant that she indicated that she needed to decide they knew she wouldn’t decide their way. Being altruist would imply no wish to make your own decisions, but allow others to make them for you.

    • TxGator
      TxGator
      February 26, 2016, 11:20 am | # | Reply

      I suspect His Grace Iwatani is acting independently of the usurpers. The ursurpers know that even if Syr’Nj said “No”, the best she could do was make noise. And who she’s going to tell? Besides, they could launch a public smear campaign and suddenly no one would find Syr’Nj credible.

      Plus I don’t the ursurpers are interested in starting a war with the wood elves after having chased off His Grace Pardo (and not too mention already fighting a war with the savage races).

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