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She'd take the compliment, but she doesn't want to toot her own horn.



Chapter 13 – Page 22

on November 23, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 13

└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, E-Merl, Gralor, Scipio, Stokla
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  1. Gundi
    Gundi
    November 23, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Bandit doesn’t want to be a blowhard.

    • TSED
      TSED
      November 23, 2011, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      She’s got to show her brass. Those grunts just won’t play along without a sharp display.

      • The Occupant
        The Occupant
        November 23, 2011, 11:54 am | # | Reply

        That music to my ears, but lets not harp on it.

      • Whatev
        Whatev
        November 23, 2011, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

        She’s normally not one to toot her own horn, but that’s how it is.

        • Whatev
          Whatev
          November 23, 2011, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

          Damn me and not reading the alt-text.

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            November 24, 2011, 4:57 am | # | Reply

            That’s the problem with blowing your own horn too early.

            • The Occupant
              The Occupant
              November 24, 2011, 9:55 am | # | Reply

              On that note, we all know Bandits got brass.

  2. Doma
    Doma
    November 23, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I love Big Band music.

  3. JDemms
    JDemms
    November 23, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Holy hot damn.
    She makes a pointed argument.

    • Dotcom
      Dotcom
      November 23, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Well, of course. Ever since her return she’s been armed.

      • SteelRaven
        SteelRaven
        November 23, 2011, 12:39 am | # | Reply

        Shes rearmed and cuts straight to the point!

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      November 23, 2011, 8:36 am | # | Reply

      I dunno, I think her argument is a bit difficult to swallow.

      • Tryntu
        Tryntu
        November 24, 2011, 6:34 am | # | Reply

        well, worse comes to worse, e-merl can help her make her point by throwing his voice.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          November 24, 2011, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

          That guy has balls.

  4. Amaster
    Amaster
    November 23, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    They took the regular guys, but for the Boss, they’re yelling: “HALP!!”

  5. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    November 23, 2011, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Mouse-over: Hsss

  6. Lhurgoyf
    Lhurgoyf
    November 23, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    That’s Bandit, even if she gets it in one hit she’ll take another stab at it. She’ll make sure we like the sound of things to come.

    • Thor
      Thor
      November 23, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure she will be instrumental in getting everyone out of treble.

      • coffeecult
        coffeecult
        November 23, 2011, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

        All your bass are belong to us.

        • zathael
          zathael
          November 24, 2011, 12:01 am | # | Reply

          what a cleffhanger!

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            November 24, 2011, 4:58 am | # | Reply

            Alto-nately, things could be about to get much worse.

  7. Messenger
    Messenger
    November 23, 2011, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Bandit Keynes is simply awesome. Yes, she already was a skillful thief, a good fighter and a solid adventuring companion, but her leadership and quick thinking here is simply impressive.

    And the savage party has to have a boat, rendevouz point or the like somewhere nearby. Their shaman’s water-breathing spell can’t last forever.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      November 23, 2011, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      True, permanent water breathing would be something. That said, most versions I have seen last no less than four hours so whatever goal he needs to reach could be quick some distance away considering his physique.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 24, 2011, 4:59 am | # | Reply

        Maybe Bandit’s trying to give the shaman permanent water breathing – some kind of DIY gills.

  8. Twigs
    Twigs
    November 23, 2011, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    I love the “I think NO!”

    I’m imagining him as a Russian henchman from a Bond film set in another dimension.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 23, 2011, 1:32 am | # | Reply

      There’s even Octopussy in this strip.

      • Twigs
        Twigs
        December 4, 2011, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

        *tips hat*

  9. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 23, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Pride cometh before the daggers in your neck.

  10. Heheh
    Heheh
    November 23, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    Cat got your tongue, stokla?

  11. Taxil
    Taxil
    November 23, 2011, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Jeez bandit, you didn’t need to cut off her last words like that. But i can see she got the point anyway.

  12. MissyChrissy
    MissyChrissy
    November 23, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    In the last panel I thought there was a huge eyeball in the foreground. :/

  13. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    November 23, 2011, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    What, two daggers in the throat? HHHHHAAAAAXXXXXXXX

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      November 23, 2011, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      That’s what she said!

  14. Slipdance
    Slipdance
    November 23, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Why isn’t Stokla speaking? Why, she appears to have something stuck in her throat, and I think only coffin will fix it.

  15. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 23, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    If Bandits aim was a little higher, it would have been quite a mouth full.

  16. Locke
    Locke
    November 23, 2011, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Bandit, no need to grab the horn. See, Scipio’s just picked up that net, and I bet it’s been a while since he last ate. That octopus is seafood.

  17. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    November 23, 2011, 5:36 am | # | Reply

    this death has me all choked up.

  18. Obakeinu
    Obakeinu
    November 23, 2011, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    I realize music doth soothe the savage beast… but a tuba…?

    Oh well, it’s better than a banjo.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      November 23, 2011, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      It’s more like a french horn, isn’t it?

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      November 23, 2011, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, it’s “Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.”
      But who knows? Maybe Gralor’s breasts need soothing.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 24, 2011, 5:01 am | # | Reply

        Have you ever tried to milk a kraken? Personally, I’d want to make sure they were as calmed as possible.

  19. KiZeR
    KiZeR
    November 23, 2011, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Bandit blows the horn….and summons a second krakken!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 23, 2011, 9:16 am | # | Reply

      That’d be awesome. :D

    • Legault
      Legault
      November 23, 2011, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      Summon Bigger Fish?

  20. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 23, 2011, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    Ooooh, remembered the perfect song for the situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw

    Though it should’ve been posted at the previous strip. :/

  21. tecani
    tecani
    November 23, 2011, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    “I have to…I have to…”

    Die?

  22. ahdok
    ahdok
    November 23, 2011, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, okay. Just delay it for a month, then grab a tentacle each and pull.

    Then it’d be a christmas kraken.

  23. Naare
    Naare
    November 23, 2011, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, I just recognized Stoklas’ hair. I feel sorry for her. For diying, not for the hair.,

  24. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    November 23, 2011, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    Oh shit, Bandit’s got a Saxocannon.

    IT’S NOT WORTH DESTROYING THE CITY TO SAVE IT, WOMAN

  25. Opiewan
    Opiewan
    November 23, 2011, 3:47 pm | # | Reply

    Oh dear… Bandit is feeling horny. Prepare for tentacle sax.

  26. eschmenk
    eschmenk
    November 23, 2011, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

    E-Merl is acting very unlike Best today…

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      November 23, 2011, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

      Gralor is Best’s alt.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 24, 2011, 5:02 am | # | Reply

        Best seems to have tentacles in everything, these days.

      • Locke
        Locke
        November 24, 2011, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

        Best was Gralor’s alt. He’s the new party member.

  27. Robtimus
    Robtimus
    November 23, 2011, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    A ranged sneak attack while prone & facing your opponent? Truly, Bandit is epic level.

  28. Keairan
    Keairan
    November 23, 2011, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

    That’s one way to do a tracheotomy.

  29. ahdok
    ahdok
    November 24, 2011, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

    It’s Ditto! – It’s disguised as a horn.

    What? We’re not still playing who’s that pokemon?

  30. Icarus
    Icarus
    November 24, 2011, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know who started this, or why… but I tend to read the threads just for the fantastic and terrible puns.

    I do have to say though that Bandit displays some razor sharp wit.

  31. John Waltrip
    John Waltrip
    November 24, 2011, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

    Today being Thanksgivings, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for all their kind comments and keen critiques, and perhaps commemorate a one year anniversary of sorts. It was a year ago that my “Happy Thanksgiving guest page” appeared on Guilded Age, and shortly thereafter found myself hired on as full time illustrator of this wonderful webcomic. I hope you all have had as much fun reading these pages as I have had drawing them, and I look forward to drawing many, many more of them in the months, and years ahead. Thank you, Phil and T. and Erica.

    • Jaang
      Jaang
      November 24, 2011, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

      By the way, I like your art. Keep up the good work.

  32. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    November 24, 2011, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    Someone needs to get scipio a new cigar, stat!

  33. Hioushi
    Hioushi
    December 28, 2011, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    Aww man, I was rooting for Stokla, she was a cool shaman :( Couldn’t you kill her much later?

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