New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Bandit doesn’t want to be a blowhard.
She’s got to show her brass. Those grunts just won’t play along without a sharp display.
That music to my ears, but lets not harp on it.
She’s normally not one to toot her own horn, but that’s how it is.
Damn me and not reading the alt-text.
That’s the problem with blowing your own horn too early.
On that note, we all know Bandits got brass.
I love Big Band music.
Holy hot damn.
She makes a pointed argument.
Well, of course. Ever since her return she’s been armed.
Shes rearmed and cuts straight to the point!
I dunno, I think her argument is a bit difficult to swallow.
well, worse comes to worse, e-merl can help her make her point by throwing his voice.
That guy has balls.
They took the regular guys, but for the Boss, they’re yelling: “HALP!!”
That’s Bandit, even if she gets it in one hit she’ll take another stab at it. She’ll make sure we like the sound of things to come.
I’m sure she will be instrumental in getting everyone out of treble.
All your bass are belong to us.
what a cleffhanger!
Alto-nately, things could be about to get much worse.
Bandit Keynes is simply awesome. Yes, she already was a skillful thief, a good fighter and a solid adventuring companion, but her leadership and quick thinking here is simply impressive.
And the savage party has to have a boat, rendevouz point or the like somewhere nearby. Their shaman’s water-breathing spell can’t last forever.
True, permanent water breathing would be something. That said, most versions I have seen last no less than four hours so whatever goal he needs to reach could be quick some distance away considering his physique.
Maybe Bandit’s trying to give the shaman permanent water breathing – some kind of DIY gills.
I love the “I think NO!”
I’m imagining him as a Russian henchman from a Bond film set in another dimension.
There’s even Octopussy in this strip.
Pride cometh before the daggers in your neck.
Cat got your tongue, stokla?
Jeez bandit, you didn’t need to cut off her last words like that. But i can see she got the point anyway.
In the last panel I thought there was a huge eyeball in the foreground. :/
What, two daggers in the throat? HHHHHAAAAAXXXXXXXX
That’s what she said!
Why isn’t Stokla speaking? Why, she appears to have something stuck in her throat, and I think only coffin will fix it.
If Bandits aim was a little higher, it would have been quite a mouth full.
Oh, Bandit, no need to grab the horn. See, Scipio’s just picked up that net, and I bet it’s been a while since he last ate. That octopus is seafood.
this death has me all choked up.
I realize music doth soothe the savage beast… but a tuba…?
Oh well, it’s better than a banjo.
It’s more like a french horn, isn’t it?
Actually, it’s “Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.”
But who knows? Maybe Gralor’s breasts need soothing.
Have you ever tried to milk a kraken? Personally, I’d want to make sure they were as calmed as possible.
Bandit blows the horn….and summons a second krakken!
That’d be awesome. :D
Summon Bigger Fish?
Ooooh, remembered the perfect song for the situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw
Though it should’ve been posted at the previous strip. :/
“I have to…I have to…”
Okay, okay. Just delay it for a month, then grab a tentacle each and pull.
Then it’d be a christmas kraken.
Hey, I just recognized Stoklas’ hair. I feel sorry for her. For diying, not for the hair.,
Oh shit, Bandit’s got a Saxocannon.
IT’S NOT WORTH DESTROYING THE CITY TO SAVE IT, WOMAN
Oh dear… Bandit is feeling horny. Prepare for tentacle sax.
E-Merl is acting very unlike Best today…
Gralor is Best’s alt.
Best seems to have tentacles in everything, these days.
Best was Gralor’s alt. He’s the new party member.
A ranged sneak attack while prone & facing your opponent? Truly, Bandit is epic level.
That’s one way to do a tracheotomy.
It’s Ditto! – It’s disguised as a horn.
What? We’re not still playing who’s that pokemon?
I don’t know who started this, or why… but I tend to read the threads just for the fantastic and terrible puns.
I do have to say though that Bandit displays some razor sharp wit.
Today being Thanksgivings, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for all their kind comments and keen critiques, and perhaps commemorate a one year anniversary of sorts. It was a year ago that my “Happy Thanksgiving guest page” appeared on Guilded Age, and shortly thereafter found myself hired on as full time illustrator of this wonderful webcomic. I hope you all have had as much fun reading these pages as I have had drawing them, and I look forward to drawing many, many more of them in the months, and years ahead. Thank you, Phil and T. and Erica.
By the way, I like your art. Keep up the good work.
Someone needs to get scipio a new cigar, stat!
Aww man, I was rooting for Stokla, she was a cool shaman :( Couldn’t you kill her much later?
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