New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
1 million hats
you better cough up soon. might actually be an unusual in there… possibly 2!
I er… I…. darn it, words fail me at how awesome and funny this is turning out. it’s starting to remind me of a WB golden age cartoon.
Popeye, specifically, if Bandit’s face is anything to go by.
Once again, I refer you to this
Gotta go fast.
movin at the speed of sound, …
Yeah, I’m reading this page (and the previous) with Bandit’s speech going as fast as the rest of her!
Seems like Syr made a super sonic Bandit of her.
dont stop her now
She’s havin such a good time
She’s havin’ a Ball
Good plan. Distract the kraken long enough for Scipio to find another cigarette and regain his powers.
Cigar. It has to be a cigar.
Actually, notice him fiddling with his belt? He’s just getting ready to whip out the REAL sword.
For those who don’t speak Kraken:
RRRHHH? = “Wha? Coulda sworn that hot chick was callin’ me from this way, how’d she get behind me?”
Now that’s teamwork!
Anybody else reminded of The Incredibles?
incredibles meets calvinball. i like it.
I was think’n Sonic meets God of War boss fight
Good point, pretty much exactly this combo happens in the incredibles :)
big rolly ball, check.
giant squid, check.
I should be safe to say “Na naah nanana na na na naaah Calamari Damacy~”
Nonono, it’s “Tan taaaa, ta-ra-AA aa aa aa aaaaaa Calamari Damancyyyyy…”
No, no no no. this Calamari will not do. its size is absolutely puny. Tiny. minuscule, even. Much like Our faith in you.
Next time, find a Krakken larger than this. Why do humans call it a Krakken anyway? We see no cracks.
Cause it’ll be Kraken you in half.
I love when Scipio makes a pun. :3
You kraken me up.
This Calamari is as big as 400 squid!
And that’s the story of how Bandit saved Thanksgiving. Wait…what?
The first rule of Bandit ball is, you don’t talk about Bandit ball.
Are you sure this game even HAS rules? Or at least, rules that stay in effect for more than eight seconds before changing?
The only permanent rule of banditball is that you can’t play it the same way twice!
That Rogue… knows how to Taunt. Good job!
A little too much. E-merl even got blue balled.
Oh heck, Rachel made it back to shore….and Bandit has turned E-merl into the world’s first jet ski. The things you miss while airborne.
looks like Bandits got E-merl’s back…under foot. I think I’m going head over heals for her now.
Hmm, Bandit seems to know a lot about magic, for a rogue. Hmm.
My rogue gets “Use Magic Device” as a class skill.
Which, when combined with trap crafting, can be truly horrific. Afterall, you can design traps to be self-resetting, and that includes magic traps. In skilled hands, that turns into a rod of infinite fireballs.
unless you have a DM who wont let the munchkins push him/her around.
The trick is not to tell the DM about how you plan to use it until after it’s been made, then make a series of incomprehensible arguments, whilst holding the pizza hostage.
If anybody was worried about the story being slow this looks like it’s going to keep things rolling.
That’s the cutest unspeakable abomination against nature I’ve ever seen in the last panel.
I think it’s the eye plus befuddlement that does it.
Yeah, that thing looks quite adorable there. ^^
Somehow I hear Scooby Doo chase music when I look at this page. Possibly because I am up at nearly 2 in the morning yet again :P
Banditball is a high caliber ocean game, designed for the 21st century lifestyle. Just like other sports with international appeal such as basketball, soccer and pingpong. It is our vision that Banditball will become an olympic sport.
That…is one ballin’ plan.
just so long as they don’t balls it up
Even if it doesn’t work, Bandit will have demonstrated that she has balls.
Taunt the mob and kite it off until it loses interest in you and its original target. Classic!
I say we need a full page of Syr’nj looking all delighted and doofy and trying on new hats.
Meep meep! *ZOOM!*
‘Nothing brings us ’round like the trumpet’s martial sound (tarantara tarantara)’…saw the trumpet sound effect and giggled a little.
Hush-hush! I hear them in a manner whooshing,
with speedy steps credibility’s limits a-pushing.
Bandit: I hope that ‘Merl can do as ‘e’s told,
and that this speed potion will e’er hold!
Using the gear-horn I got off the troll,
we go out in a roll of glory.
How long can they roll?
Will E-Merl hurl?
Then roll another 5d4
to see if Scipio lights another stogie.
How to play Banditball:
Banditball may be played by any number of sides consisting of teams or individuals, per prior agreement pursuant to the International Criminal Sporting Association’s “Honor Among Thieves” clause.
Firstly, each side must steal a ball and any other necessary equipment. Only stolen items count in final scoring. Any side caught using equipment purchased legally will be disqualified.
Once each side has stolen a ball, they will be fenced. The profits from the fencing will be deposited with a neutral party, to be used as a prize for the victor.
Each side will then case the fence’s shop until such time as all the balls have been sold, re-fenced, or have otherwise left the premises, whereupon they will endevour to locate and steal back all the balls.
The first side to steal all the balls, whether from the legitimate owner or another side, will be declared the winner, and recieve the prize money, unless another side has already pinched it, in which case, they win.
I used to play that game, but they bandit.
And E-Merl was heard to lament, “Oh, balls.”
They see us rollin’, they hatin’.
It’s just how she rolls.
Bandit uses Rollout.
And Banditball was the precursor for Blitzball? Just place all the water inside.
Wow, Bandit must be really good at blowing.
… The horn. I mean she must have great lung capacity. Yeah.
Don’t want to toot my own horn, but don’t look now, a Kraken is coming along for the ride.
“I… think so. It keeps out rain“. Hahaha! Such a practical magician!
For when threatened with giant squid, tarantara tarantara, and of it you must be rid, tarantara!
There is nothing brings it round, like the trumpet’s martial sound, like the trumpet’s martial sound, tarantara tarantara tarantara etc.
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