New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Guilded Age
The Saga of the Working Class Adventurer – New comics every weekday!
Katsucon XX
(National Harbor, MD 2/14-16)
Smudge Expo
(Arlington, VA 3/8)
AwesomeCon, D.C.
(Washington, D.C. 4/18-20)
I doubt Rachel is appreciating the humerus position she is in.
She’s trying to figure out if she has the skull to break out of the headlock.
For someone who used tibia Sister of the Perpetual Bloodshot Eyeball, you’d think this would be a snap.
Wish she’d just stop carpal-ing and tunnel out already.
Right now she probably just wishes she’d been better-armed for the fight.
Now, that is tough bone to chew. Trying to figure new puns while not appearing like a bone-head.
If someone breaks this string of puns, will it be considered a C-C-C-Combone Breaker?
Yes. Even if, on a side note, one can difficultly conbone such a level of potential threat against our heroes.
Now that I look at it, such a long string of puns is a real jaw dropper. But I think we’ll soon be looking in ankles to find new ones. Oh well. Let’s keep it up.
The worst is that she’s armed for this, but probably thinks of “How do I leg it out ?”.
Do you think sh’elbow out?
Of course. Given her combat capacities, she’s only knee-deep in trouble. Even with such a wristler.
The unyielding open heart versus the the unyielding closed bones.
Either way Racherl’s boned.
Pay-per-view nun fight!
Don’t be giving Phil & T ideas.
Time to wind-spell everyone away! In other news, Rachel is about to go body-pulse her way out of that very tight grip, probably
panel 5 looks like a contest for the most improbable weapon
The road warrior elf on the left there is the winner. No weapon with such a big predetermined breaking points should be allowed to exist.
Most of these guys are former adventurers. Magic weapons don’t need to adhere to things like physics or proper smithing technique.
I’m slightly disappointed Byron let Sundar retrieve his sword so easily. C’me on, not even taking something off the top while he can’t defend himself?
Rachel, now is the time to punch her in the fork since she’s put you right there for it.
In the fork ? O_o What do you mean ?
Between the up-rights?
Works on both sexes.
Would you prefer spoon? Or spork, perhaps?
…ladle?
… labia?
I eschew violence these days and am poor at explaining….but this is where it always ends up. In a furball on the ground. Doesn’t matter what weapons or how good the punch/kick is. What you do at this point is get dirty.
Forget the arm around the neck it doesn’t matter. (seriously it doesn’t) hook that right arm BEHIND the left knee, step in with left knee through the groin (yes it works on females) thrust in and up with the hips and arch the back. Stand up with authority and go over backwards. Using the opponents face and neck to cushion your fall. Oh and keep your back arched it will help you get up faster and get control of the fight.
I did a poor job explaining that…but all these kerfluffels end up on the ground so you might as well choose the when.
Actually, you explained it pretty well
I’m sure you can picture what that face plant can possibly do to her neck. ;) should help break the hold from there it’s just a mad scramble for eyeballs, throats and pressure points…you’d be amazed what happens when a thumb digs in betwixt a couple ribs even through heavy clothing. Ain’t no such thing as dirty fighting.
Yup, it’s only ‘dirty’ if you are the loser :P
Panel 5 looks like E-girl is finally growing a pair of hot balls and stepping up from the minor leagues
Yep. Can’t wait until tomorrow’s strip.
HaHAHaHAHAa!
HOME RUN FRIGG!
New, from the inventors of dwarf tossing! Gnome whacking! Because dwarves are just HEAVY, man.
Emerl seems to have failed his witty banter check.
Every self-respecting adventurer knows he has to take a few ranks in that.
And that is why he failed.
He failed the check because he is still CURSED!
“Foiled! Cursed again!”
Do the magic sparkles act as a sort of… smooth momentum transfer, directly imparting momentum to the target without losing energy through any significant kinetic impact?
These last few pages are full of people surviving things that should be horribly lethal. Sundar probably will not have any serious burns next page, Brag is apparently fine but missing his boots and weapon, and Rabbit is probably fine, too.
Either of you ever actually played an MMO? All of the above is perfectly logical.
I can’t believe that no-one has commented on Scipio riding Braggadocio like a mechanical bull yet.
Because guys, Scipio is riding Braggadocio like a mechanical bull.
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
Gravedust D:
Rachel’s not tagged.
Odd that Tamara is, even though she hasn’t been named and only part of her forearm is visible. For a second I thought that Rachel was actually a new character named Tamara who happened to look a lot like Rachel. Then I realized that was stupid and I could click on the tag to see who it was.
Panel 2: The White Queen whimpers and rolls into a ball.