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New Comics Every M/W/F - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Objects all up in your grill may be more human than they appear.

Chapter 26 – Page 18

on October 11, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 26
└ Tags: Frigg
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  1. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    October 11, 2013, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Frigg: Disillusioning acolytes one sex-fury-fueled rant at a time.

    • kenneth
      kenneth
      October 11, 2013, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Reminds me of how Jason Momoa get the proper levels of rage to play Conan.

      • Ishmael
        Ishmael
        October 11, 2013, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

        I still haven’t seen that movie. Was it any good?

        • Sybarite
          Sybarite
          October 12, 2013, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

          Jason Mamoa mostly unclad… What else would you want? (Plot? Who needs a plot?)

          • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
            Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
            October 13, 2013, 10:55 am | # | Reply

            Didn’t Arnie also play the role of Conan the Barbarian ?

            • Guesticus
              Guesticus
              October 14, 2013, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

              Back in the ’80s

  2. Joe
    Joe
    October 11, 2013, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    You know what they say, save the Best for last.

  3. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 11, 2013, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    All fight and no fuck make Frigg fairly fruity.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      October 11, 2013, 1:59 am | # | Reply

      Frigg’s fuck-free frustration forebodes a foul future for four female fans, I fear.

      • CloSeph
        CloSeph
        October 11, 2013, 3:37 am | # | Reply

        This is actually the only thing you’ve done I have found worthy of admiration

        • SotiCoto
          SotiCoto
          January 22, 2015, 9:31 am | # | Reply

          And that is setting the bar rather low.

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      October 11, 2013, 6:25 am | # | Reply

      All Frigg want is some lovin’. Or lustin’, more like it.

    • Loki
      Loki
      October 11, 2013, 6:32 am | # | Reply

      Frigg is tripping balls so hard, she…something-something “balls”, something-something “hard”. HaHA!

      • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
        Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
        October 13, 2013, 10:56 am | # | Reply

        *Insert witty reply here*

  4. Masterof7s
    Masterof7s
    October 11, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    “Why won’t anybody fuck me?”

    Seriously? Is she fucking serious?

    • Freako
      Freako
      October 11, 2013, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Well, she’s serious about fucking.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      October 11, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      Remember they don’t have access to porn, not like we have anyway.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        October 11, 2013, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

        I always imagine Picard looking at porn in that pose.

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          October 13, 2013, 4:31 am | # | Reply

          In the 24th century we have evolved beyond the need for porn…oh I’m sorry, I meant we have evolved beyond paying for it and using actors ’cause…you know…holodecks. Just be sure the safety’s on, programmers love coding in STDs just for fun.

    • metaceryn
      metaceryn
      October 11, 2013, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      And she’s apparently not fucking anything else.

    • Chantelune
      Chantelune
      October 11, 2013, 6:24 am | # | Reply

      No, she’s not. And that’s part of the issue. If Serious would fuck her, she wouldn’t mind.

    • Jon
      Jon
      October 11, 2013, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

      In her defense – spirit poison.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        October 14, 2013, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

        No, she wasn’t getting any before that little red-haired prick pricked her with an even little-er poisoned pricker

  5. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    October 11, 2013, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Somebody get that girl a pity fuck, STAT!

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      October 11, 2013, 4:46 am | # | Reply

      Preferably a tag-team of Scip and Fr.

      (Still flyin’ the Rock-Paper-Scissors banner. >_>)

    • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
      Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
      October 13, 2013, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      A pity fuck ? To Frigg ? No way. I’d rather go visit the Wrist widow.

  6. My2Cents
    My2Cents
    October 11, 2013, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    It takes 3 nuns to cure ‘spirit bane’ poison, and we have at least 4 here.

    Time to get Frigg back in the fight!

    • Loki
      Loki
      October 11, 2013, 6:29 am | # | Reply

      Ooh, good call. I think you’re right ^_^

    • Aleister Crow
      Aleister Crow
      October 11, 2013, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      And just for fun, Frigg may not be 100% cooperative if they do try to heal her, thanks to those hallucinations.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        October 12, 2013, 8:52 am | # | Reply

        Depends on how they plan on heal/cure her…

        • The_Rippy_One
          The_Rippy_One
          October 12, 2013, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

          To you believe in the Marvin Gaye approach?

          • Guesticus
            Guesticus
            October 13, 2013, 7:51 am | # | Reply

            Classic song :D

  7. Retmas
    Retmas
    October 11, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Frigg: how high are you, from one to talking rhinosaur

  8. alurker
    alurker
    October 11, 2013, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    Frigg Smash!

  9. Dekinjein
    Dekinjein
    October 11, 2013, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    Who is schnozzy mcblueballs supposed to be?

    • Hyacintha
      Hyacintha
      October 11, 2013, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      Schnozzy McBlueballs is E-Merl (with Impossipussy being Rachel, of course), but I can’t figure out Tubsy-Wubsy. Scipio, I guess? I never saw him as fat, though.

      • Chantelune
        Chantelune
        October 11, 2013, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Scipio, yes, the salad referring certainly to Fr’nj.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        October 11, 2013, 10:07 am | # | Reply

        Tubby doesn’t have to mean ‘fat’

        • Hyacintha
          Hyacintha
          October 11, 2013, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

          Really? What else can it mean? (Honestly curious, as I’ve never heard another definition than “short and fat,” of which Scipio is neither.)

          • Tsapki
            Tsapki
            October 12, 2013, 1:29 am | # | Reply

            Tubsy could be meaning just the basic definition of being large in size since Scipio is about the largest person on their team.

            • Guesticus
              Guesticus
              October 13, 2013, 8:00 am | # | Reply

              Yeah

      • █████
        █████
        October 13, 2013, 5:18 am | # | Reply

        Let us be honest here, would Frigg honestly call Scipio buff, well-muscled or strong when she could call him fat?

  10. FNG
    FNG
    October 11, 2013, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    I Would…… Just sayin…..

    • bracket
      bracket
      October 11, 2013, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      Super-fitting avatar. Especially since it’s Tubsy-Wubsy.

  11. Connie
    Connie
    October 11, 2013, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Did anyone else read that as ‘Gorram dinosaur? ‘

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 14, 2018, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

      “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”

  12. wwlaos
    wwlaos
    October 11, 2013, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Frigg, if there are actually cobwebs, I think you have bigger problems than just a lack of action.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      October 12, 2013, 2:54 am | # | Reply

      Or possibly the cause of lack of action…

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 14, 2018, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

      She did wait all night, naked in the woods, for E-merl. No telling what all was crawling around in the bushes.

  13. James Rye
    James Rye
    October 11, 2013, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I miss the bard too…. What was his name again?

    • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
      Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
      October 13, 2013, 10:59 am | # | Reply

      Payet Best, you mean ?

  14. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    October 11, 2013, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    4 nuns to help suck out the poison, and clean out the cobwebs at the same time :D

    • RougeMagenick
      RougeMagenick
      October 11, 2013, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

      Like I said you got style

    • Speedy
      Speedy
      December 14, 2018, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

      Just call it the initiates’ initiation.

  15. Chris
    Chris
    October 11, 2013, 10:40 am | # | Reply

    Oh for Fucks sake. Somebody stick Frigg.

  16. kitastrophe
    kitastrophe
    October 11, 2013, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    Nobody should have to deal with cobwebs in their box.

    • Eric
      Eric
      October 11, 2013, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

      The spiders in there would be seriously disturbing.

      • Rouge Mage Nick
        Rouge Mage Nick
        October 13, 2013, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

        And think of how many there would be

  17. Illusive
    Illusive
    October 11, 2013, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    Was the alt text a Jurassic Park reference? Or am I just seeing things?

    • Jack Vermicelli
      Jack Vermicelli
      October 12, 2013, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

      More like a car mirror reference.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        October 13, 2013, 8:01 am | # | Reply

        You don’t remember that scene where they are escaping from the T-Rex in the jeep and looking into the mirror? o_O

  18. Seggs
    Seggs
    October 11, 2013, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    oh good. i thought frigg was going to be in trouble for a couple of pages there.

    • RougeMagenick
      RougeMagenick
      October 12, 2013, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

      She is far too tough for some pansy ass poisan to kill her

  19. Schneidend
    Schneidend
    October 11, 2013, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

    I’d ka-smite it.

  20. Ihysoal
    Ihysoal
    October 11, 2013, 1:47 pm | # | Reply

    There’s only the gnome left for her I think? She managed to slip out her name.

    • Ihysoal
      Ihysoal
      October 11, 2013, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      Also is this a subtle hint at the fact women need a good dicking to not go insane?

      • NIghtsbridge
        NIghtsbridge
        October 11, 2013, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

        Keynes seems to be doing just fine.

      • Eric
        Eric
        October 11, 2013, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

        In general? Probably not. For Frigg however, apparently yes. Although she has been poisoned which may be driving her over the edge.

        • Tsapki
          Tsapki
          October 12, 2013, 1:34 am | # | Reply

          I think it’s just a general bit that no one likes being snubbed. Both Scipio and E-Merl have managed to earn her grudging respect and she often shows her affection by offering to gloriously bump uglies. In both cases though they either outright ignored or rebuffed her offers and went off for other women who annoy her to some extent.

          • Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
            Ba ba ba ba banana ... (minions' singing)
            October 13, 2013, 11:01 am | # | Reply

            Bumping the uglies ? Well, Frigg is no prize pig either. :-/ :-3 *Smug cat*

      • Jon
        Jon
        October 11, 2013, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, I suspect the poison might have more to do with the insanity than anything.

      • maggPi
        maggPi
        October 13, 2013, 12:46 am | # | Reply

        I believe the Victorian term for the condition described is “hysteria.”

        • Guesticus
          Guesticus
          October 13, 2013, 8:02 am | # | Reply

          No, that was the ‘vapours’

          • centuriancode
            centuriancode
            October 13, 2013, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

            Vapours was one of the cures. The other cure was the newly-invented vibrator.

            • Guesticus
              Guesticus
              October 14, 2013, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

              No, ‘vapours’ was when they had a shock and fainted, you waved stinky socks under their noses to wake them up again

  21. Marchosias
    Marchosias
    October 11, 2013, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

    So – nobody got the Soundgarden reference then, huh? Rhinosaur?

    • Warbossnick
      Warbossnick
      October 11, 2013, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry only heard blackhole sun

      • RougeMagenick
        RougeMagenick
        October 11, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        I was kick out of the Whaagh and turned into a human the sent to another universe as a rouge mage

    • gromire
      gromire
      October 13, 2013, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      welcome again learned man from walrus

      • Marchosias
        Marchosias
        October 14, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

        *nod*
        *secret handshake*

        Howdy!

  22. Ivy
    Ivy
    October 11, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    “Objects all up in your grill may be more human than they appear.”

    What a profound message to be attached to a rant like this.

  23. Locke
    Locke
    October 12, 2013, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    I forget who Tubsy-Wubsy was.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      October 12, 2013, 7:12 am | # | Reply

      “Tubsy-Wubsy” sounds like the name of a teletubby.
      But I believe she’s actually referring to Scipio.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      October 12, 2013, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

      Tubsy-Wubsy is Scipio, who’d rather fuck a salad, i.e. Fr’nj.

  24. LadyDragon
    LadyDragon
    October 12, 2013, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    U mad, Frigg?

  25. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    April 1, 2016, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    Pffft. I bet it has only been a few weeks.

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