In the 24th century we have evolved beyond the need for porn…oh I’m sorry, I meant we have evolved beyond paying for it and using actors ’cause…you know…holodecks. Just be sure the safety’s on, programmers love coding in STDs just for fun.
Schnozzy McBlueballs is E-Merl (with Impossipussy being Rachel, of course), but I can’t figure out Tubsy-Wubsy. Scipio, I guess? I never saw him as fat, though.
I think it’s just a general bit that no one likes being snubbed. Both Scipio and E-Merl have managed to earn her grudging respect and she often shows her affection by offering to gloriously bump uglies. In both cases though they either outright ignored or rebuffed her offers and went off for other women who annoy her to some extent.
Frigg: Disillusioning acolytes one sex-fury-fueled rant at a time.
Reminds me of how Jason Momoa get the proper levels of rage to play Conan.
I still haven’t seen that movie. Was it any good?
Jason Mamoa mostly unclad… What else would you want? (Plot? Who needs a plot?)
Didn’t Arnie also play the role of Conan the Barbarian ?
Back in the ’80s
You know what they say, save the Best for last.
All fight and no fuck make Frigg fairly fruity.
Frigg’s fuck-free frustration forebodes a foul future for four female fans, I fear.
This is actually the only thing you’ve done I have found worthy of admiration
And that is setting the bar rather low.
All Frigg want is some lovin’. Or lustin’, more like it.
Frigg is tripping balls so hard, she…something-something “balls”, something-something “hard”. HaHA!
*Insert witty reply here*
“Why won’t anybody fuck me?”
Seriously? Is she fucking serious?
Well, she’s serious about fucking.
Remember they don’t have access to porn, not like we have anyway.
I always imagine Picard looking at porn in that pose.
In the 24th century we have evolved beyond the need for porn…oh I’m sorry, I meant we have evolved beyond paying for it and using actors ’cause…you know…holodecks. Just be sure the safety’s on, programmers love coding in STDs just for fun.
And she’s apparently not fucking anything else.
No, she’s not. And that’s part of the issue. If Serious would fuck her, she wouldn’t mind.
In her defense – spirit poison.
No, she wasn’t getting any before that little red-haired prick pricked her with an even little-er poisoned pricker
Somebody get that girl a pity fuck, STAT!
Preferably a tag-team of Scip and Fr.
(Still flyin’ the Rock-Paper-Scissors banner. >_>)
A pity fuck ? To Frigg ? No way. I’d rather go visit the Wrist widow.
It takes 3 nuns to cure ‘spirit bane’ poison, and we have at least 4 here.
Time to get Frigg back in the fight!
Ooh, good call. I think you’re right ^_^
And just for fun, Frigg may not be 100% cooperative if they do try to heal her, thanks to those hallucinations.
Depends on how they plan on heal/cure her…
To you believe in the Marvin Gaye approach?
Classic song :D
Frigg: how high are you, from one to talking rhinosaur
Frigg Smash!
Who is schnozzy mcblueballs supposed to be?
Schnozzy McBlueballs is E-Merl (with Impossipussy being Rachel, of course), but I can’t figure out Tubsy-Wubsy. Scipio, I guess? I never saw him as fat, though.
Scipio, yes, the salad referring certainly to Fr’nj.
Tubby doesn’t have to mean ‘fat’
Really? What else can it mean? (Honestly curious, as I’ve never heard another definition than “short and fat,” of which Scipio is neither.)
Tubsy could be meaning just the basic definition of being large in size since Scipio is about the largest person on their team.
Yeah
Let us be honest here, would Frigg honestly call Scipio buff, well-muscled or strong when she could call him fat?
I Would…… Just sayin…..
Super-fitting avatar. Especially since it’s Tubsy-Wubsy.
Did anyone else read that as ‘Gorram dinosaur? ‘
Frigg, if there are actually cobwebs, I think you have bigger problems than just a lack of action.
Or possibly the cause of lack of action…
Yeah, I miss the bard too…. What was his name again?
Payet Best, you mean ?
4 nuns to help suck out the poison, and clean out the cobwebs at the same time :D
Like I said you got style
Oh for Fucks sake. Somebody stick Frigg.
Nobody should have to deal with cobwebs in their box.
The spiders in there would be seriously disturbing.
And think of how many there would be
Was the alt text a Jurassic Park reference? Or am I just seeing things?
More like a car mirror reference.
You don’t remember that scene where they are escaping from the T-Rex in the jeep and looking into the mirror? o_O
oh good. i thought frigg was going to be in trouble for a couple of pages there.
She is far too tough for some pansy ass poisan to kill her
I’d ka-smite it.
There’s only the gnome left for her I think? She managed to slip out her name.
Also is this a subtle hint at the fact women need a good dicking to not go insane?
Keynes seems to be doing just fine.
In general? Probably not. For Frigg however, apparently yes. Although she has been poisoned which may be driving her over the edge.
I think it’s just a general bit that no one likes being snubbed. Both Scipio and E-Merl have managed to earn her grudging respect and she often shows her affection by offering to gloriously bump uglies. In both cases though they either outright ignored or rebuffed her offers and went off for other women who annoy her to some extent.
Bumping the uglies ? Well, Frigg is no prize pig either. :-/ :-3 *Smug cat*
Yeah, I suspect the poison might have more to do with the insanity than anything.
I believe the Victorian term for the condition described is “hysteria.”
No, that was the ‘vapours’
Vapours was one of the cures. The other cure was the newly-invented vibrator.
No, ‘vapours’ was when they had a shock and fainted, you waved stinky socks under their noses to wake them up again
So – nobody got the Soundgarden reference then, huh? Rhinosaur?
Sorry only heard blackhole sun
I was kick out of the Whaagh and turned into a human the sent to another universe as a rouge mage
welcome again learned man from walrus
*nod*
*secret handshake*
Howdy!
“Objects all up in your grill may be more human than they appear.”
What a profound message to be attached to a rant like this.
I forget who Tubsy-Wubsy was.
“Tubsy-Wubsy” sounds like the name of a teletubby.
But I believe she’s actually referring to Scipio.
Tubsy-Wubsy is Scipio, who’d rather fuck a salad, i.e. Fr’nj.
U mad, Frigg?
Pffft. I bet it has only been a few weeks.